The Evil Grinn BBS, 1994


General

Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:06:53 1994
RE: I just hope
BY: Filthy #152

I hope the existentialist da-daist told his SURREALIST son to
watch for BLUEFISH when crossing the street!
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:08:04 1994
RE: ///
BY: Sp'ange #72

Latin-ish origin
Mea: My
Culpa: Sin, transgression
(As per culpable - i.e., worthy of blame)
Also see Enigma's music, where they tend to chant it a lot (very good)
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Really... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:10:37 1994
RE: HEY SPANGE!
BY: Am #552

You're babbling does not amuse me. Can't you find anything better to do
with your time than try to screw other people over?
You see, when things happen to my friends, _I_ get angry.
My _friends_ get angry.
Let's just say some of my friends might just have caller I.D....
And the folks at the FCC tend to take a "rather dim" view of 
uploading viruses. 'Tis a crime.
Just some thoughts.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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I don't ... #

Tripwire #18
Sat Aug 06 20:29:35 1994
RE: HEY SPANGE!
BY: Am #552

I need to log onto this board more often. You guys are crazy!
 
Trip ...

A Quote #

Tripwire #18
Sat Aug 06 20:31:57 1994
RE: Really...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

A virus in the wrong hands is a terrible thing to waste!
 
Trip ...

Overheard... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 21:58:07 1994
Overheard at Dodo's mind at a stuffy wedding in a church tonight, while
ogling a member of the opposite sex...

"My dear, did anyone ever tell you how erotic long noses are?"

'Tis worthy of usenet's talk.bizarre.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Am and his viruses #

Aravis #317
Sun Aug 07 09:54:56 1994
RE: Really...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

That is such a low thing to do.
Has he even called any boards back since he did all of this?
It would be suicide I would think. You would never be able to show your face
around the bbses again.


                                      AraviS

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 07 13:29:32 1994
RE: Am and his viruses
BY: Aravis #317

Some people don't know, and he called here, but I'm sure
Spy'dr is monitoring him through his ways and means.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Is #

House #206
Sun Aug 07 16:19:10 1994
Is the neutral Zone down for good?
                        ╫ouse

uh-oh... #

Spy'dr #1
Sun Aug 07 17:45:39 1994

     Its almost back to school time, and this BBS has only 2 weeks to live.
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9Communist: Nuh-uh, Ed. Its ires.

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I dunno... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 07 18:01:05 1994
RE: Is
BY: House #206

It was up as of last week, but I notice it wasn't up this week.
I bet if you could find the semi-mythical Fourth Amigo, all your
questions would be answered.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 07 18:02:18 1994
RE: uh-oh...
BY: Spy'dr #1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

On the Evil Grinn, no one can hear you scream....

You leave on the 21st? (Sniff)
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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ahahha #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sun Aug 07 19:35:32 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Oderous
rides agian!

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Neutral Zone #

Dr. Demento #71
Sun Aug 07 21:33:17 1994
RE: I dunno...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

It would also help if you called the new number, which is 679-9007.  It has
been moved from the school to someones house.

Dr. Demento

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Ahhhhh... #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Aug 07 23:27:45 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

MOOOOOOOSES... STAY AWAY FROM THE MEN IN WHITE.... tHEY HURT YOU..!
aHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh.... tHEY'RE HERE.... gOTTA GO.... 



<TWACK> AhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH <ugh>
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9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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No... #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Aug 07 23:29:28 1994
RE: I don't ...
BY: Tripwire #18

This Am fucker dicks anyone he can... I know him personally... and he's due a
PHAT ass kickin'...



BaNg PoW SnAp
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He doesn't care... #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Aug 07 23:32:34 1994
RE: Am and his viruses
BY: Aravis #317

He never calls anyways...



He just calls to fuck shit up... The problem is... He knows more than it looks
like... The bastard is smart as hell... But doesn't call boards or anything
like that... He just does programming at home... and that's it... I kind of
feel sorry for his stupid ass... Naaaaahhhhhh..!




1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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No... It has moved to a new number... #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Aug 07 23:34:04 1994
RE: Is
BY: House #206


679-9007
^&(_())&
And well eventually have a second node at the old number



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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9p'ange
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9... has taken over..!

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Does anyone... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 19:44:52 1994
Ever want their family to vanish into some small pocket dimension, or 
maybe something like the Great Stygian Abyss, or the Pit of the Sarlaac, where
they will digest for a thousand years before dying?
Just some thoughts on little sisters and mothers.
(As well as fathers, but they're out of town...)
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Neutral Zone down #

Aravis #317
Tue Aug 09 11:10:13 1994
RE: Is
BY: House #206

no the new number is 679-9007.


Aravis

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yes, how much does it cost? #

Oderous Urungus #146
Tue Aug 09 20:11:53 1994
RE: Does anyone...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

how about that,
and can you possible get the same deal on 
other computer/modem users..like the ones
who consistenly post long,drawn out babbling?
Oderous
Rides Agian!

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 09 21:05:05 1994
RE: yes, how much does it cost?
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

That was rather rude - posts you don't feel like reading, you can simply
hit SPACE on, and ignore. (The modem equivalent of "Yeah, whatever")
Family members, on the other hand, disappear none too easily.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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YeP YeP... #

Sp'ange #72
Wed Aug 10 21:38:34 1994
RE: Does anyone...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

And leave the money and the house... And still pay for the bills... WoW... It
kind of sounds like bein' rich... BTW.. I have an older sis and a younger
one...
I used to live with my mother and both of my sis's and no pa... Can you say PMS
city..? I thought you could...


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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hey... #

Spy'dr #1
Wed Aug 10 23:21:03 1994

     Does anybody remember Taipan for the Apple 2 ?
It worked on the same principle as Trade Wars, only it was single-player and
it was set in the Far East.
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9Freedom is Slavery. War is Peace. Windows is Strength.

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Yow! #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 10 23:27:47 1994
RE: YeP YeP...
BY: Sp'ange #72

That could be rather destructive to the young male psyche...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9Did I mention how erotic long pointy noses are?

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If I was lucky I could get one week a month that I didn't... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:44:48 1994
RE: Yow!
BY: Dodo Haha #20

have to deal with it... Otherwise I would just stay out all the time... And not
come back 'til late at night when the SaTaN bitches went to sleep...



p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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9... has taken over..!

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 19:01:56 1994
RE: If I was lucky I could get one week a month that I didn't...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Speaking of which, that reminds me of a theory of a friend of mine,
which, sadly, tends to be a general rule in human exsistence.
Estrogen="Liquid Satan"
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Hey... Nifty theory... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 22:52:03 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Ever so true... but someone told me that women actually have testosterone
(sp?)...
Scary...


p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 23:06:33 1994
RE: Hey... Nifty theory...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Obviously, THEY also have testosterone,  but THEY have estrogen, which
cancels testosterone's virtuous effect.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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You know... #

Dodo Haha #20
Fri Aug 12 17:04:57 1994
This city does not have a SINGLE theatre with movies playing past
twelve!?!?!?!?!
Good grief, they have movies past twelve in New Orleans - couldn't
they spring for one HERE!!?!?!??
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9⌠b
9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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Movies past 12.. #

Aravis #317
Sat Aug 13 08:30:35 1994
RE: You know...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

They used to.. When Rocky Horror was popular.. But that was the only one I knew
of..






Aravis

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It just makes them more badass... #

Sp'ange #72
Sat Aug 13 09:26:17 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

and EVIAL... pronounced EEEEVE ale...


p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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They should play... #

Sp'ange #72
Sat Aug 13 09:27:17 1994
RE: You know...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

The Rocky Horror Picture Show...



p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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Alas.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 14 11:36:08 1994
RE: Movies past 12..
BY: Aravis #317

For the days of my youth, and the Rocky Horror Picture Show....
I can hardly believe it was popular in MOBILE though....
Dodo Haha
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Wow! #

Slim #389
Mon Aug 15 04:26:42 1994
    I can't believe it!  All this time, and my account is still here!
                                       Slim...
is among you...  veiled in simile, enshrouded in allusion...

Yeah.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 15 14:04:57 1994
RE: Wow!
BY: Slim #389

Unlike SOME bulletin boards, Spy'dr is fanatical about keeping old
user lists...
You should have been here when it first came back up - all the old posts...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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Sad.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 15 18:05:59 1994
Only four more days, and the Grinn will be gone once again, like
so much dust.....
Perhaps next summer as well, eh Spy'dr?
Parting.. Such sweet sorrow...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Ahhhhh ... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 16 09:41:09 1994
RE: Sad....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I hate to see a WWIV board go down... Why don't more people use the WWIV
sofware...? I think it's the easiest to learn and the easiest to work with... I
think all the VBBS people should be shot...


BaNg PoW SnAp
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969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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going down #

Spy'dr #1
Tue Aug 16 14:38:46 1994

     This board will go down sometime late at night on the night of Thursday,
August 18th or in the pre-dawn hours of Friday, August 19th.
     I'm not going to say exactly when, because it has to do with how late I
feel like fooling with it. I have to remove the internal modem from this
computer before I can leave.
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9Capitalist: Its my nintendo, Moike.
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Well.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 16 14:53:45 1994
RE: Ahhhhh <Sob> <Sob>...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Unless you want to modify the code, WWIV may not be as flexible as
a sysop could like. On the other hand, it's a snap to use, compared
to some of the other monstrosities out there. (You should try 
setting up Telegard!) But truly, without Spy'dr and his board, my 
life will lack moral signifigance...
(At least until I get back on the Internet)
Dodo Haha
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modifying BBS code #

Spy'dr #1
Tue Aug 16 16:52:24 1994
RE: Well....
BY: Dodo Haha #20


     One reason that could attract a sysop to VBBS is that the source mostly is
in QuickBasic (except for some comm routines in assembler) - and anybody can
figure out BASIC. Modding WWIV requires C, which is a real language.
(okay, I admit that QuickBasic is a real language, but then so is Fortran)
     The main reason I run WWIV is that it mostly sets itself up.
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Shame... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 16 23:55:18 1994
RE: modifying BBS code
BY: Spy'dr #1

On you...
Quickbasic, according to canonical definition (and law) hardly
qualifies as a REAL programming language. It's like Basic + functions and
better subroutines, right? 
Dodo Haha
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well, #

Spy'dr #1
Wed Aug 17 00:49:35 1994
RE: Shame...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

a real language, in my book:

1. procedure/function calls
2. has a compiler, can produce linkable .obj's and/or exectables
3. could theoretically be used to write its own compiler

QuickBasic (not Qbasic) just makes it. It takes more than that to be
an elegant language, or even a good language. But any definition of
real language that rules out QuickBasic would also have to rule out
several languages that have been used by serious people for years
(including FORTRAN, COBOL, and possibly non-Turbo Pascal).

Of course, there are many languages that suck.
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Well.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 17 01:37:13 1994
RE: well,
BY: Spy'dr #1

Ruling out COBOL? No conpunction...
FORTRAN is good for quick and dirty scientific things though....
I Really Should learn C though....
Dodo Haha
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I love people. #

Moses #49
Wed Aug 17 05:27:31 1994
RE: He doesn't care...
BY: Sp'ange #72

That's why I secretly possess desires to find them and kill them.

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Huzzah! #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 17 14:37:05 1994
RE: I love people.
BY: Moses #49

Moses is alive!
Har!!!!
Back from the very Maw of Death, Baltimore, come to spread
Bad News and Despair.
All Hail Moses!
Dodo Haha
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Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 17 23:27:25 1994
Sp'ange, before we all leave, what does 
"1999 will be the death of us all mean?"
Things like this eat at me.
(Well, not literally eat at me, but you get the point...)
Dodo Haha
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Don't you just.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 18 03:05:44 1994
Hate those ugly transitory periods in your life, when you've
done a bunch of things three or four weeks ago, and a week or two
from now you're going to start doing neat things, but right now you
seem to be on hold. I think I babbled about this last year.
It's like somebody pressed the pause button for a week or two, and
time seems to only creep by....
Dodo Haha
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Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 18 15:32:56 1994
He's killed his son!
Dodo Haha
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You know.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Fri Dec 23 11:49:44 1994
RE: Don't you just....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

It's always interesting to talk to the "You of the past", and analyze your
thoughts and attitudes at that time. I would definitely agree with myself
though in that I DO hate those stupid transitory periods.
Dodo Haha
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9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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Religion, Politics, & the Great Pumpkin

arrgh.... #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:19:05 1994
RE: Good grief!
BY: Dodo Haha #20


1.  the question is not 'is a catapillar a butterfly?' but ' is whatever's in 
the cocoon a butterfly or not?'  that would fit the situation better 
[come on haha... you know that analogy's not going to fit here...]

2.  murder is murder is murder... etc...  it was no more right for that man to 
kill the abortionist than it would be for the mothers to kill thier 
children... in both cases it's murder, plain and simple... would it be right 
to shot the women going into the clincs because they're going to kill their 
children?  no... that wouldn't make sense, would it?  no... you'd be killing 
her and the child, but isn't she just as guilty of murder as the doctor 
performing the abortions?  of course she is!

...abortion = murder = sin  simple enough... that's about as logical as you 
can get with out greek letters...

kanji...

there you go... #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:19:41 1994
RE: Killing is killing.
BY: Moses #49


...my point exactly!

kanji...

nononononononononono... #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:31:34 1994
RE: murder and consistency
BY: Spy'dr #1


...i didn't say that we should just sit back and watch while murders took 
place, but i did say that we, as Christians, are restricted in method... we 
should do everything in our power to stop this atrocity, without stepping out 
of the bounds of acceptable Christain behavior...
... i would never let the law make me do something i thought was morally 
wrong... no one will ever make be politically correct... won't happen... but i 
can't just jump outside of the law whenever it suits me...

...besides... Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place 
unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; i will repay, saith the Lord 
Rom. 12:19...

kanji...

Whether you like it or not... #

Dr. Demento #71
Mon Aug 01 00:01:05 1994
RE: nononononononononono...
BY: Kanji #230

...there are people who aren't Christian and don't believe that abortion is a
sin(because they don't believe in sins).  Just because they believe differently
then you, should they still be forced to abide by your religion?  No, I think
not.  

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Ah- #

Moses #49
Mon Aug 01 00:46:54 1994
RE: there you go...
BY: Kanji #230

but I don't mind the idea of killing someone.

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... #

Sp'ange #72
Mon Aug 01 01:22:46 1994
RE: darn right it's a slave mentality... but...
BY: Kanji #230

This is a reply...




MeA CulpA...
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Abortion, murder, sin etc. #

Aravis #317
Mon Aug 01 12:38:16 1994
I would personally never have an abortion and I don't agree with it but when
pro-lifers resort to violence they not only make themselves look incredibly
stupid, break the commandment thou shalt not kill that they are opposed to in
the first place, and discredit their cause, but they also show themselves to be
hippocrits. If they really believe that murder is wrong then murdering an
abortion doctor is ridiculous. 

What a crazy mixed up world.
Ugh.


Skating away on the thin ice of a new day,
Aravis

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Oy. #

Escher #125
Mon Aug 01 17:38:13 1994
    That's more chapter/verse quotations than I've seen in a while Kanji... 
One question then- do you believe in the literal interpretation of the bible?  
(BTW- A prediction: if Kanji sez yes, all hell breakes loose.)
         Escher

Bible literally #

Filthy #152
Mon Aug 01 17:57:14 1994
RE: Oy.
BY: Escher #125

I believe there are parts of the Bible which are meant to be taken literally

and also parts which are meant figuritivly. Revelation for instance in full of 

imagery and prophecy, is clearly a book to be taken figuritively.  The book of 

Luke, on the other hand is a testament of part of the life of Christ and is 
literal.

Filthy

that's what i say #

Oderous Urungus #146
Mon Aug 01 19:29:16 1994
RE: Whether you like it or not...
BY: Dr. Demento #71

Why can't the holy rollers just mind there own bidness?
like how is killing an abortionist gonna make them a better Christian or
whatever?

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Gambling in Mobile #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 21:02:03 1994
RE: Real post!
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Fear.

Fear of making THE WRONG IMPRESSION.  With people IN POSITIONS OF POWER.  Or
FRIENDS, or even, yes, FAMILY MEMBERS!

After all, if you are in favor of something illegal, most people, rightly or
wrongly, assume that you may be in favor of something more heinous than
gambling.  Something that poses more of a threat.  Something which challenges
the very moral fabric that made this country great (and all of our founding
Fathers were fundamentalist Christians, you know).

Also, passivity.  Indifference.  It's a non-issue.  If you REALLY want to
gamble, like in your own home, the cops probably are not going to make a raid.
Among friends and family?  Come on!  

As for legalized, Vegas-styled gambling ("Hey!  Who loves ya, baby!"), well,
most people I've talked to have voiced concern over the significant (and
probably very real) "furner" threat.  Creepy, sickeningly wealthy guys with
obscene connections to city "leaders" already abound in the lovely Azalea City,
but big-city mob-guys moving in would only increase that number, plus they have
those ever-present goons.

Or I could be engaging in anal masturbation right now with a very large bolt.
I may not know what the hell I'm saying.  Ya-hoo!

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The Magic of Zoot! #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 21:03:59 1994
RE: zoot, (?) could it be 
BY: The Doctor #415

No.  He's OBVIOUSLY (obviously, I say) a Frank Z fan, because FZ had an album
called "Zoot Allures"  from the mid-70's.

"Do you know what i'm really tellin' you
 is it something that you can understand."


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Spy'Dr: The Man, The Legend #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 21:12:49 1994
RE: Limbaugh, and other conservatives...
BY: Spy'dr #1

"Right on," the man said blankly, staring silently off into the sea of black
coats and pants in front of him.  He knew that Spy'Dr's message would be
perverted, but in the fervor of the moment, he could only hear the whooping and
screaming of the audience.

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A note about length! #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 21:19:10 1994
RE: Whoah!
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Hey Hey Hey!

I think you guys should should be forewarned that people with very short
attention spans (like myself) are frightened off by very LONG messages that
deal with ASSUMPTIONS, or even, shall we say, yes, RELIGION.

After a while it all looks like a rejected submission to a...what do they call
them...oh yes...a SCHOLARLY JOURNAL.

As my PE teacher used to say, "short and sweet." Heh heh, well, maybe not
exactly THAT way, but...heh heh...er...

"She's just like a penguin in bondage, boy
 Oh yeah!
 Ah, you must be careful not to leave a strap too loose!"

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Kanji, me boy! #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 21:41:17 1994
RE: man i wish wwiv had a quote feature!
BY: Kanji #230

"[K]nowing that you have everything to gain and nothing to lose should make
one, at least rationaly [sic], want to explore Christianity to see if it is
real or not."

   True

"[S]till, there are out there that refuse to even try to even take that first
taste of God cuse [sic] they're afraid they might like it."

   I've tasted quite enough of God, thank you, and I can quite honestly say
I've had enough.  However, in my worthless (and yet eminently MEANINGLESS)
opinion, God exists quite outside the semi-religion people call Christianity.
Not only that, but these two quotes of yours hold open the possibility that
Christianity could be an ugly worthless,
give-me-that-bag-I'm-going-to-throw-up religion to one person, who finds out
later that, "God is a cool guy," to quote George Carlin.

   Myself, the taste of a self-righteous and, oh my yes I WILL say it,
outrageously narcissistic "God" makes my stomach jump around like a small,
obnoxious child in a very expensive restaurant.

"[Y]ou should believe in God because [h]e is real."

   Excuse me?  <WHOOT> <WHOOT> subjective opinion alert!  Grand sweeping
generalization which means nothing outside his own reality!  <WHOOT> <WHOOT>.

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Kanji, me boy! Part II #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 21:57:47 1994
RE: man i wish wwiv had a quote feature!
BY: Kanji #230

"[O]nly the first step is taken in faith, the rest of the way [h]e'll carry
you, showing [h]imself to you in many ways.  [T]hat first step is the hardest,
and the one least taken."

  Blecch, Kanji!  Ble-chh!  I have two insert two little blurbs into what you
have said here.

  Firstly, that MOST people in this country DID take a first step!  It's what
you call sunday School!  Or, more generally, being taken to church at a very
young age by your parents!  There may be a reason why this first step is
abandoned when a kid gets older; the "first step" is geared toward the
mentality of a small child. 

  Secondly, and this is related to why people reject religion, the first step
is usually nothing more than a slippery slope.  Some people, like myself,
simply cannot find it in themselves to believe IN SOMEONE ELSE'S version of God
(in this case, a personality -- like a phone friend or personal psychic).  And
that someone else can range from nobodies like Fred Wolfe, to national nobodies
like Robert "Touch your TV sets now, and oh, by the way, I'm selling these
lovely prayer rags with a love gift of $35" Tilton, to heavyweight nobodies
like Paul "I think I'll call myself a disciple of Jesus, and then teach
doctrine Jesus never uttered -- ho ho the fun," or St Paul as he was known at
parties.  Taking that "first step" usually involves the most outlandish and
hard-to-believe premises, and only desperate people walk THAT plank, boys and
girls.

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Kanjillogical! #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 22:15:21 1994
RE: arrgh....
BY: Kanji #230

No! No!  You got it wrong!  I was reading the Bible a few weeks ago, and good
ole Jesus (I love the guy) told me a few things, and these are very important,
Christians, so listen up:

1) Paul was full of crap, and lied like a mother[censored].
2) Read only the parables -- and nothing, I mean NOTHING else!  Not even those
   bogus explanations which are thrown in as a handy-dandy explanation of what
   Jesus meant with the parables. 
3) Murder = death = sin is irrefutable, but "If M the D and S" depends
completely upon defintion.


nothing new.

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Biblical pickings #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 22:19:11 1994
RE: nononononononononono...
BY: Kanji #230

"I will repaith saith the Lord."  

Oh, ho ho ho, Kanji, you quoted from Romans!  An Epistle!  It'sgood to know
Paul, who NEVER talked to Jesus, only his dim-witted and excessively zealous
"disciples," knows exactly what his Lord saith.

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Ooh, ooh! #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 22:22:04 1994
RE: Bible literally
BY: Filthy #152

Hey guys, Bible fight.  Time to pull out the old Gideon...

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Boy #

Filthy #152
Tue Aug 02 02:28:37 1994
RE: Ooh, ooh!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

You are just too, too, cool for me.

... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 03:15:06 1994
RE: Abortion, murder, sin etc.
BY: Aravis #317

1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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I believe the bible to be... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 03:15:52 1994
RE: Bible literally
BY: Filthy #152

all symbolic...


BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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NO shit.... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 03:17:54 1994
RE: A note about length!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

I just hit the <CR> several hundreds of times....



MeA CulpA...
9-----
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... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 03:18:30 1994
RE: Kanji, me boy!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

HIPPOCRITE..!



BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
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Uh huh huh huh uh huh... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 03:20:24 1994
RE: Ooh, ooh!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

FiRe, FiRe, fIrE, fIrE..!


MeA CulpA...
9-----
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6MEA 7CULPA0... Does anyone else know what that means, besid #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 06:25:06 1994
MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA...
Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone
else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what
that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means,
besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides
me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA
CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does
anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else
know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that
means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides
me..?
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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Wheat Coolness #

Wheat Berry #437
Tue Aug 02 13:02:55 1994
RE: Boy
BY: Filthy #152

You ain't seen nothin' yet.  I can get EVEN COOLER!

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Wheat Berry the Hypocrite #

Wheat Berry #437
Tue Aug 02 13:05:15 1994
RE: ...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Hey, so sue me!  Didn't you know that MY long obnoxiously boring messages are
more interesting than anyone else's?  I thought it was common knowledge.

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Well, #

Filthy #152
Tue Aug 02 14:13:10 1994
RE: Wheat Coolness
BY: Wheat Berry #437

I beleive that. YOu got nowhere to go but up.

Filthy

NO... your messages just scroll a little slower than... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 15:25:16 1994
RE: Wheat Berry the Hypocrite
BY: Wheat Berry #437

everyone elses... And I can't hit the ENTER key fast enough...


MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?
BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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COOL Wheat, from Nabisco #

Wheat Berry #437
Tue Aug 02 15:54:50 1994
RE: Well,
BY: Filthy #152

Oh, Filthy, your crude attempts at an insult will not deter me from being as
COOL as anyone on this planet!

You see, I have bell-bottomed corduroy (is that how you spell it?) pants.  I
have MY certification that I'm cool whenever I wear them around!

I am already cooler than anyone!  And will attain unlimited coolness very soon.

Love to all.  Kiss-kiss.

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To Sp'ange, with love #

Wheat Berry #437
Tue Aug 02 16:00:03 1994
RE: NO... your messages just scroll a little slower than...
BY: Sp'ange #72

<SNIFF> <SNIFF>  What's that I smell?  Hostility towards ME?  ME?  I have
insulted no one, yet people are, in a, shall I say, ROUNDABOUT way, jumping on
ME!

Oh, boo hoo!  Whatever shall I do!  Wherever shall I go!  Apparently, my
attempts at being COOL have failed miserably!  Oh WOE is me!

Sp'ange <SHARP INTAKE OF BREATH>, can you really NOT wait to ignore my
messages? <SHORT WHINE, WITH A LITTLE TEAR>  Oh, oh, oh...

That's cool.  Bye!  

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But I'm cooler than you... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 17:41:22 1994
RE: COOL Wheat, from Nabisco
BY: Wheat Berry #437

'cause I have a pair of McMail shorts... No one else in the world has a pair of
them... Actually... The person I think that has the fatest pants is a guy named
Josh Kersh... He has the Mac Daddy of pants...


p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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You know I love you... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 17:43:51 1994
RE: To Sp'ange, with love
BY: Wheat Berry #437

Because I actually read that one... 


Ok... Love ya... bye bye..

BTW... has anyone seen that 'toon on Animaniacs..? Ya know the one with Super
Buttons, the dog that is a super hero and has the super hero family..?


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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So... #

Escher #125
Tue Aug 02 21:19:56 1994
RE: Bible literally
BY: Filthy #152

    Is the bit about the bowl which is perfectly round with a circumference 
exactly thrice it's diameter a figurative part?  (Please say yes.)
         Escher

HUH? #

Filthy #152
Wed Aug 03 00:26:22 1994
RE: So...
BY: Escher #125

Haven't read the Bowl section of the Bible yet, enlighten me.

Book? Chapter?Verse?

Filthy

Sp'ange -- Worldwide pants #

Wheat Berry #437
Wed Aug 03 01:36:51 1994
RE: But I'm cooler than you...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Wow!  The Mac Daddy of pants?!  I bow my head in reverence.

(although you can't hear it, Mr Berry has been giggling at the phrase "Mac
Daddy of pants" incessantly since it appeared on his screen)

I guess in a situation like this, all I can say is...Miggety-miggety-mack!


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The Bible and the Bowl! #

Wheat Berry #437
Wed Aug 03 01:40:06 1994
RE: HUH?
BY: Filthy #152

The "Bowl" section of the Bible has eluded pointy-headed Biblical scholars
for years!  Isn't it supposed to be part of the Apocrypha?


Miggety-miggety-mack...mack daddy.


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no... #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 22:51:54 1994
RE: Whether you like it or not...
BY: Dr. Demento #71


...i would be the last to say that everyone in the world should -have- to 
abide by my religion... i'm not talking about religion in this case anyway... 
this is a simple matter of facts... killing another human being, robing them 
of life, is wrong... i don't care if your southern baptist or zen buddist... 
it's just wrong...

kanji...

yes... that was a reply... #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 22:53:03 1994
RE: ...
BY: Sp'ange #72



...and probably the only one that really makes sense...


kanji...

[hang on folks...] #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 22:59:18 1994
RE: Oy.
BY: Escher #125


    'When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison 
and will go out to deceive the nations in four corners of the earth -Gog and 
Magog- to gather them for battle.  In number they are like the sand on the 
seashore.  They marched across the breadth of the earth and surrounded the 
camp of God's people, the city he loves.  But fire came down from heaven and 
devoured them.  And the devil, who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of 
burning sulfur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown.  They 
will be tormented day and night for ever and ever.'  Rev. 20:7-10


can we say a resounding... YES!

:)


kanji...

hold on there fungus boy... #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 23:03:14 1994
RE: that's what i say
BY: Oderous Urungus #146



...don't go lumping that guy in with the decent Christians who actually walk 
what they're talking... [or at least those of us who give it a good try 
anyway...]

...some of us are actually trying -not- to be hippocritical, and would never 
thing about talking someone elses life...

kanji...

hummm.... #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 23:04:57 1994
RE: Gambling in Mobile
BY: Wheat Berry #437


...until the last few lines you where making a great amount of sense...

kanji...

can anyone say 'bitterness?' #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 23:12:34 1994
RE: Kanjillogical!
BY: Wheat Berry #437


1.  paul was full of the spirit of God
2.  read every verse of ever chapter of every book of every translation of the 
    bible  [then go in for the comentaries...]
3.  murder = death = sin is irrefutable, period  [any 6 year old child can 
    define them for you if you're having trouble remembering your old sunday
    school lessons...


kanji...

are you sure you took that first step? #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 23:17:25 1994
RE: Biblical pickings
BY: Wheat Berry #437



... maybe then you would know that rom 12:19 is taken from deut. 32:35

'It is mine to avenge;  I will repay, In due time their foot will slip; their 
day of disaster is near and their doom rushes upon them."


...just thought you might want to know..

kanji...

who? #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 23:18:46 1994
RE: ...
BY: Sp'ange #72


mr berry or myself?

or both of us?

whatever.......

kanji...

ah !!! #

Spy'dr #1
Thu Aug 04 15:55:03 1994
RE: no...
BY: Kanji #230


     Yes, killing is wrong no matter what your religion, thus one doesn't need
religion for ethics. What DOES one need religion for, anyway ?
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religion #

Dr. Demento #71
Thu Aug 04 17:02:53 1994
RE: ah !!!
BY: Spy'dr #1

You make a very good point.

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YeP YeP... #

Sp'ange #72
Fri Aug 05 02:35:16 1994
RE: Sp'ange -- Worldwide pants
BY: Wheat Berry #437

See... A MacK DaddY is better than a DaddY MacK... but A MacK DaddY of DaddY
Macks isn't as half as good as the DaddY MacK of MacK DaddYs...


Now do you understand...?


BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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But this is a note #

Sp'ange #72
Fri Aug 05 02:38:15 1994
RE: yes... that was a reply...
BY: Kanji #230



----------------------
----0-----------------
----------------------
----------------------
----------------------


AND this is a letter...


H



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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Somthing to do on Sunday... #

Sp'ange #72
Fri Aug 05 02:41:15 1994
RE: ah !!!
BY: Spy'dr #1

Because everyone knows that nothing but golf, cooking, and gardening shows come
on Sundays...



p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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everyone has religion... #

Kanji #230
Fri Aug 05 11:48:26 1994
RE: ah !!!
BY: Spy'dr #1


...but that's not what i'm talking about... religion everyone has...
only a few have Christ, and there's a difference...

kanji...

yes... but... #

Kanji #230
Fri Aug 05 11:49:27 1994
RE: But this is a note
BY: Sp'ange #72



this is a...........


NO CARRIER

On Making Sense... #

Wheat Berry #437
Fri Aug 05 14:43:53 1994
RE: hummm....
BY: Kanji #230

You know, looking back on that message, I'm beginning to wonder what I was
thinking at the time myself.  Sorry about that.

Apologies to all.

Ya-hoo!


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Me, ME, bitter?! Feh! #

Wheat Berry #437
Fri Aug 05 14:47:09 1994
RE: can anyone say 'bitterness?'
BY: Kanji #230

1.  Grunt.
2.  Grunt.
3.  Aha!  No "grunt" here!  No, forget it...Grunt.

It all depends on how you categorize/define murder.


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What is Wrong? #

Wheat Berry #437
Fri Aug 05 15:01:33 1994
RE: ah !!!
BY: Spy'dr #1

Killing is "wrong?"

Well, maybe not wrong...back in the Olden Days (or whatever They call them),
the Franks, for one, used to FINE people for murder.  If you killed a guy, you
either paid out a sum of money to the guy's family, or gave them free services
or what not (making them horseshoes, making them food, furniture, etc).

Hell, people are FINED for littering nowadays!  Littering may be WRONG, but it
certainly does not rank as high as, say, raping a minor on the Nationally
Recognized (and Federally Licensed) Wrong-O-Meter.

I think "wrong" may be the "wrong" word (heh heh).  Perhaps, killing folks is
usually not a good proposition, unless the victim is an unpopular or tyrannical
political leader.


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Daddymacking Daddy #

Wheat Berry #437
Fri Aug 05 15:10:31 1994
RE: YeP YeP...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Uh...yeah...I think so.

An MD is better than a DM.
The DM of MD's is twice as good as an MD of DM's.

Hold on one second, I need to get a grip on this...so, you have alternating
generations of Daddy Macks and Mack Daddys?  No.  

OK.  Under ALL circumstances, an MD is better than a DM.  However, if a DM has
MD's, then his value is (at least) doubled.  He is certainly more valuable than
a (normally) valued MD.

However, we have yet to determine the value of a Mack Daddy who has other Mack
Daddys, or even Daddy Mack's who have Daddy Macks!  I would assume it holds to
the original equation, so that we have, in the end...

MD > DM
DM of MD > 2 * (MD of DM's)


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Naddy Mna-mnaning-ha #

Wheat Berry #437
Fri Aug 05 15:13:17 1994
I need my medication.


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Very good... #

Sp'ange #72
Fri Aug 05 23:25:26 1994
RE: Daddymacking Daddy
BY: Wheat Berry #437

Ya gettin' the hang of it... 


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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Because... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:15:46 1994
RE: I'm getting sick of these post that won't fit on one screen
BY: Filthy #152

With a summary it may be possible to convey the idea, but it is usually
not possible to justify said idea. Therefore, some works may be lengthy.
Additionally, complicated issues sometimes demand challenging expositions -
to reduce these things to a level that, say for instance, a child could
understand would destroy the gist of my idea. 
I therefore dislike the claim that part of "good writing" is "not making
your readers work to understand what you are saying" - readers may have
to work because they've never encountered this sort of thing before, or
maybe it's just something that doesn't lend itself to a simplified 
exposition.
Dodo Haha
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Interesting... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:27:34 1994
RE: darn right it's a slave mentality... but...

I find it excessively ironic that a Christian tells me "beliefs don't
alter reality". Absolutely true - only the reason that you believe the
"christian" reality is because you have faith - no evidence that this
is the actually reality.
As for Romans 3:23, there's really only one way to view being called 
a worthless dreg, and told that unless the "Big Man" helps you out, you'll
burn eternally - it tells you you are worthless! Redemption doesn't matter-
you'll always know that it's through no effort of your own that you've done
something good - rather, you exist on the charity of some divine being.
Again, there's no way this can be good for your self esteem, unless you
manage to twist this around in your head to make it something it's not.
Which moves on to another point - 
Why is disobeying God wrong? Assuming (once again) that God exsists, and
he has all the Kanji-like properties you've ascribed to him, why should
we as humans be punished for wanting to live our own lives? Certainly, we
do not live up to God's irrational ethical standards - standards which
ask us to live by subverting our own life in base servitude, but I doubt
most people's actions qualify for eternal damnation. For that matter, how
can any FINITE wrong act we commit damn us eternally, if God is just?
As for Satan, if God existed, and had the properties you ascribed to him,
I would do my damndest to fight him too!
Next, I think I might compare God and a third world dictator.. Not that
much difference....
Just some thoughts Kanji - some of us HAVE A GOOD OPINION OF OURSELVES, and
don't view ourselves as worthless - some of us are on the "ego trip" of
trusting our own thoughts, and wanting nothing more than to live our own 
lives.
Dodo Haha
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Actually.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:36:14 1994
RE: arrgh....
BY: Kanji #230

1) It is neither. The analogy is accurate to a sufficient extent.
What we mean by human (The rational animal, capable of thought) is 
NOT fulfilled by a fetus, particularly a first trimester fetus.
2) Please don't aspire to being logical without refuting what I argued 
previously. √
Given 
a) You hold murder (by definition, the forceful taking of the life of an
innocent), as wrong.
b) What you take to be wrong is what you condemn (attach a negative value
to), and would seek to stop, or would never do yourself.
So,
-Kanji hold abortion is murder
-Person X stops abortion by killing Y, who hhappens to be commiting murder,
by Kanji's definition
-BUT, murder is the "killing of an INNOOCENT", Y happens to be very 
guilty in Kanji's eyes - he's commited not just one, but hundreds of
murders
-THEREFORE, it would not be murder for X to  kill Y - Or rather, no more
than it is for muderers to be executed.
How can you condemn someone for stopping a guilty person from performing
more evil (by your own definition).
Or, by Spy'dr's analogy, suppose the Nazis set up a death camp down the
street. Spy'dr and I, being staunch defenders of human (!) rights, 
form a small commando squad, which regularly rubs off Nazis, freeing
the imprisoned Jews/homosexuals/non-Germans, whatever. (All people put
in death camps).
Now, are we to be treated as murderers? If you answer "NO" to this, then
you must say that you also do not condemn the slaying of abortionists -
FOR THE SAME REASONS!!!!!
Now, please answer my question - would we be guilty if we bumped off the
Nazis running the camp?!
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ONCE AGAIN... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:40:07 1994
RE: nononononononononono...
BY: Kanji #230

A clear case of how the Old Testament conflicts with the New.
In Old Testament times, actual law stated (in the Bible - I'll have
to dig up the reference - probably Deutronomy), that if someone
killed one of your family members, you had the right of vengeance, and could
by law kill the offender, if he failed to make it to one of the 
cities where the judges sat, where you could defend your case.
Nifty concept - but totally in contradiction to Romans.
Or the Israelites, who slaughtered women and children of the enemy.
But as for your claims about Christians being "restricted in method", 
does that mean you oppose the death penalty? (If not, what makes the
government different - it has the "mandate of heaven", for the record)
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Ah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:41:10 1994
RE: Ah-
BY: Moses #49

Big difference between
KILLING
and 
MURDERING
Even in the Ten Commandments, the word is actually the word for 
"Murder", not "Kill"
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Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:43:00 1994
RE: Abortion, murder, sin etc.
BY: Aravis #317

Some people don't seem to grok what it is to be inconsistent...
IF you hold that murder is wrong,
AND you think that abortion is murder
THEN abortion doctors are not, by DEFINITION, innocent.
As such, by your logic, it would not be MURDER
to kill them - they are not innocent.
Dodo Haha
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Really... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:43:49 1994
RE: Bible literally
BY: Filthy #152

Even the parables? ;)
How do you know what is to be taken literally, and what is not?
Dodo Haha
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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:45:27 1994
RE: Gambling in Mobile
BY: Wheat Berry #437

As for the "mafia", one might conjecture that organized crime has such
a strong connection because gambling is illegal in so many places, so
the mob actually lobbied to make Vegas.
Dodo Haha
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I have... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:47:43 1994
RE: Kanji, me boy!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

To admit Wheat Berry - your posts are some of the most interesting
I've seen in a good while.
The style is particularly coherent, yet at the same time, surreal.
I predict that you are a Zippy the Pinhead fan.
Dodo Haha
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'Tis simple #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:50:25 1994
RE: HUH?
BY: Filthy #152

It says pi is three.
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Please... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:51:53 1994
RE: no...
BY: Kanji #230

provide evidence that a multicellular blob without a well developed
capability for consciousness is a "human being".
While you're at it, how 'bout an existence theorem for God?
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Well.. #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:53:35 1994
RE: are you sure you took that first step?
BY: Kanji #230

The question is, do YOU get to be the instrument of God's revenge?
I mean, sure vengeance is the Lords, but he just got the Israelites
to sharpen some swords, and kick some ass.
Dodo Haha
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Shhhhh! #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:54:07 1994
RE: religion
BY: Dr. Demento #71

Quiet! Spy'dr's being reasonable!
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Mafioso #

Wheat Berry #437
Sat Aug 06 21:39:03 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Righto, righto!

I really doubt that the Mafia (ooh!) is going to be busting heads in Mobile, of
all places.  You are right, though...any connections to legalized gambling "the
mob" or "the mafia" or any one of those cliched organizations has were created
way back in the early days, when nobody had legalized gambling, nowhere.

My aunt, who lives in Pass Christian, opposed legalizing gambling there because
she didn't want architectural gems like Casino Magic, Copa Casino, or Grand
Casino being built three blocks from her house, on the beach!  It's a real drag
when you want to walk on the beach at night, but can't because a bunch of white
trash with too much money to blow decide to throw up all the Margaritas they
drank.  Not to mention all that god-damned neon.

Plus...who on earth would want a place called Casino Magic on their front
doorstep if they didn't ABSOLUTELY have to have it there?


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To Dodo Haha #

Wheat Berry #437
Sat Aug 06 21:43:35 1994
RE: I have...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Well, there's really not much I can say except thank you.

However, there is always the danger that someone may become too self-conscious
if told that he appears exactly the way he wishes to be seen.


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I dunno.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 21:51:35 1994
RE: Mafioso
BY: Wheat Berry #437

Ever since I once won $1.75 out of a "video poker" machine, I've been
a staunch supporter of gambling.
OK OK actually more of a "well, I don't see anything wrong with it"
supporter.
Personally, I want to get back in touch with a guy I heard of at
Tulane's math department who apparently can count cards.
Definitely want to be rich. Definitely want money!
Dodo Haha
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Sorry... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 21:55:22 1994
RE: To Dodo Haha
BY: Wheat Berry #437

I dunno about your style - it seems almost 
Internetish rather than BBSish. You on
Usenet? Your style seems to bear more similarity to posts there
than to the usual BBS calibre post.
Dodo Haha
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Categorizing murder #

Aravis #317
Sun Aug 07 09:59:40 1994
RE: Me, ME, bitter?!  Feh! 
BY: Wheat Berry #437

Right. The thing is that even though I believe abortion is murder, most
pro-choicers don't see it that way b/c they don't believe that the fetus is
even truly a life yet. 



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Filthy #152
Wed Aug 10 00:02:32 1994
RE: Because...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

If a paper, post, memo, etc. is not written in a way that the intended 
audience will find it easy to read, they will not read it all.  
Then, the intended effect of delivering the information  will be lost.
If you have argument against this, you must have never taken a writing course. 
Filthy

Pi is three? #

Filthy #152
Wed Aug 10 00:05:27 1994
RE: 'Tis simple
BY: Dodo Haha #20

where does it say that? Show me.
Filthy!

Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 10 12:05:23 1994
RE: Good writing....
BY: Filthy #152

One need read ANY text of philosophy, or ANY technical journal, to
realize that your principle is not followed there, for a very specific
reason. Sometimes, for a full justification, complicated writing is
required. 
Trivially, a writer should NOT strive to make his writing as obfuscated
as possible - and I find nothing in anything I have written that
anyone (with a little bit of thought) can not understand.
I HAVE taking MANY so called "writing" classes (all of which I did very
well in), where were told time and time again to make writing understandable
to our audiences.
Therefore, I follow a very simple premise - I do NOT treat my audience
as retarded children, using only little words, and not justifying my claims.
Rather, I treat my audience as adults - if there's something specific
you don't understand, ask. If you don't like reading anything over five
lines, then that's your problem, not mine.
Dodo Haha
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Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 10 12:07:12 1994
RE: Pi is three?
BY: Filthy #152

Have to dig up the specific reference, but it's from the old testament,
where they're giving the dimensions of a circular pot, and the dimensions
tell us that pi is three.
Of course, the "Standard Argument" is that
"They didn't know pi was irrational...."
or
"It was translated by humans, who are subject to error...."
Both of which are simply proof the Bible is not infallible.
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I thought Pi was... #

Sp'ange #72
Wed Aug 10 21:40:36 1994
RE: Pi is three?
BY: Filthy #152

3.14blahblahblah and on and on...


BaNg PoW SnAp
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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 00:06:09 1994
RE: I thought Pi was...
BY: Sp'ange #72

A good approximation might be .....
3.14159265358979323846264338279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208
9986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174
5028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678
3165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315
5881748815209209628292540917153643678925903690113305305488204665213841469519415
1160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188
5752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860
9437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427
57789609173637178721468440901224953430146549,
or so.
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PFEEL #

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Pfeel
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... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:45:28 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

EXACTLY...


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6***(205) 824 - 7363***

THey both suck... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:46:07 1994
RE: PFEEL
BY: Elle #560

So it doesn't matter... 




BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Who's #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 19:02:28 1994
RE: PFEEL
BY: Elle #560

Pfeel?
And what's their leit motif?
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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Well. #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 19:03:38 1994
RE: ...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Not EXACTLY.... no, not by a long shot.
Fortunately, you'll probably never actually run into pi...
Walking along on the street that is...
e, on the other hand....
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Yes... very fortunate... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 22:53:34 1994
RE: Well.
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I think I saw him (or her) in everything's a dollar...


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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Yeah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 23:07:41 1994
RE: Yes... very fortunate...
BY: Sp'ange #72

E does shop at the Gap, so it's hard to tell....
Comes from associating with mathematicians. An unruly lot - undisciplined,
and scruffy all around. 
                        Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Can't help it, Dodo #

Filthy #152
Sat Aug 13 00:00:53 1994
RE: Well...

I can't help it if you can't take a little criticism.
I only wanted you to keep it to a single screen of text.
The longer posts tend to scroll right on off and I miss 
half or so of what you have to say.  Don't have a problem 
with reading more that 5 lines, but 35-40?  Your opinions 
however well thought out, are not worth my scrolling back
to try to see what I missed.  If you only type to see your own
words then by all means continue to generate screen after screen of
posts. Only the few that consider longwinded posts exciting and of course
you will read them.

toodles,
Filthy

Gee... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 13 04:14:49 1994
RE: Can't help it, Dodo
BY: Filthy #152

Sonme people lack the mental capacity to use PAUSE, a feature 
thoughtfully built into WWIV.
In the future though, I'll try to keep my argument "dumbed down"

OK Filthy? You..un-der-stand? Try hard now - it's three syllables...
Dodo Haha
9-----
9⌠b
9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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how's about this #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sat Aug 13 11:18:58 1994
RE: Gee...
BY: Dodo Haha #20


maybe your meesages wouldnt' appear to be so long and drawn out
if you'd leave out the 4lines of tagline and other useless garbage...I mean how
many times am I gonna have to read that "fetch me the rum" line?
i'd think even YOU would get tired of it..
Oderous Urungus
Rides Agian!
------------------------
place mindless tagline here

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Good grief! #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 14 11:37:48 1994
RE: how's about this
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

It's a rotating tagline, with new taglines inserted occasionally...
GEEZ people....
Dodo Haha
9-----
9⌠b
9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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7░▒▓▒░Bayou la Batre, AL░▒▓▒░
6░▒▓▒░  (205) 824 7363  ░▒▓▒░

Well now, Dodo, #

Filthy #152
Sun Aug 14 23:52:09 1994
RE: Gee...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I turned the pause feature on (didn't realize it was there) so
I can now read all the many many words of your posts.

Gosh, I can't wait to see what I've been missing. No, really, and I mean that.

Who was it that said "the more a man says, the less he knows"?
I forget. But then I guess I'm too slow for that philosophy stuff anyhow.

You win Dodo.
Whatever,post whatever your longwinded heart desires. I'm sure EVERYONE enjoys
your posts for the sheer volume of words.

Filthy <----- knows when he's been licked.

Just #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 15 00:20:21 1994
RE: Well now, Dodo,
BY: Filthy #152

It's rather irksome when
(a) People complain about posts lengths when they CAN spacebar 
through them
(b) Mutter mindless platitudes about how nothing of value can
be found in long posts.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Wah wah wahhhh #

Filthy #152
Mon Aug 15 23:50:06 1994
RE: Just
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I'd sure hate to think that I irked you.
Filthy
This is the Ctrl-Filthy macro

awe #

Oderous Urungus #146
Tue Aug 16 18:53:25 1994
RE: Just
BY: Dodo Haha #20

well i guess it doesn't really matter
since this bbs is going down..
it's the only bbs you call anyway,and noone
willhave to view those annoying taglines and
other mindless
babbling...............
right?
Oderous Urungus
Rides Agian!
--------
blah blah blah

Brought to you by
-=====================================-
Evil Grinn BBS phone number
blah blah blah
-========================================-
another witty tagline
goodbye.

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 16 23:09:32 1994
RE: awe
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Actually, I have great fun irritating the mild mannered denizens
of the Neutral Zone.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Just in case... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 16 23:59:24 1994
RE: awe
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

You're incessantly wondering where the 
Rides again!
comes from, it's simply do to the fact that I've been using electronic
bulletin boards for over three years, and I was away this past year.
It's just a quaint ending, fitting at least.....

Dodo Haha
In what forgotten dimension do you dwell, oh Minerva?
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Jokes

Yeah..... #

Shocka #448
Fri Jun 18 18:16:10 1993
It would be kinda nice to have a sister like Death.....the miniseries was ok, 
nothing too special......I need to respond to Grey Wolf again, though. The 
school I go to is confidential (Not that I'm embarrased about it or anything 
***heavy sarcasm***). I live about 3 or four miles outside of Semmes and about 
1 or two miles outside of the actual city limits...there isn't really a name 
for our community that I know of...I like animals too, but I'm more into the 
strange kind of pets, such as snakes. I think I played Talisman once, but the 
one RPG I play a lot is DC Heroes....yeah, I know, it's nothing special or 
complicated but it's fun and easy to play. In fact, that's where I got my BBS 
alias of Shocka. Shocka is my character in the game, a superhero with 
electrical-based powers. (It was originally ShockER, but every time somebody 
yelled at me, it was like, "Hey, Shocka!!", so I changed it....Shocka is more 
original, anyway. Right now I'm GMing the game and having a fun time trying to 
get a major campaign started (not as easy as I thought it would be). Oh, 
well.....that's all for now.......

                                              ShockA, not ShockER....

Hey Shocka.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jun 19 02:02:47 1993
RE: Yeah.....
BY: Shocka #448

    Don't I know where you go to school??
                            ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

Being, you WERE on that board..

Here's my sales pitch... #

Escher #125
Sat Jun 19 02:43:21 1993
RE: Yeah.....
BY: Shocka #448

    {first see the title.}

    Considered playing champions?  The game system's a helluva lot better.
         Escher

Ok, so maybe you do... #

Shocka #448
Sat Jun 19 18:03:11 1993
...know where I go to school if that board you were talking about was The 
Neutral Zone (which by the way will be back up in a few weeks...i'll post the 
number later). Champions, eh?? hmmm.....I'll look into it, but since there are 
about 80 billion RP out now, it might be a while. Has anybody played 
it's kind of interesting..it allows you to combine different genres (if you 
wish) into one game (such as fantasy, horror, and space all together). All for 
now...........
                                            Shocka

Yeah.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jun 19 18:49:28 1993
RE: Ok, so maybe you do...
BY: Shocka #448

    I do know where you go to school!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA... 
                             ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

Played what? #

Escher #125
Sat Jun 19 20:06:08 1993
RE: Ok, so maybe you do...
BY: Shocka #448

    Played what?  GURPS?  (Yes.)  Torg?  (No, although I owned it.  I gave it 
away to a friend, though.  The system sucked hard.)  Hero System?  (Of course. 
 Champions is Hero System.)  Toon?
    All of the above listed games can be played as omni-enre.  WHich one did 
you mean?  (Or have I missed a few?)
         Escher

TOON! I loved that game... #

Slim #389
Sun Jun 20 00:13:38 1993
RE: Played what?
BY: Escher #125

    It's been a while since anyone mentioned Toon...  Brings back the good 
ole' days...  I had a space slug named "Secret Agent Spuds"...  It was the 
stupidest thing I'd ever played, but god what fun!
                                            Slim...
wants a bag o'many things...

Yes Indeed. #

Escher #125
Mon Jun 21 01:29:16 1993
RE: TOON!  I loved that game...
BY: Slim #389

    Toon.  ANother fine game from Steve Jackson Games.
         Escher


The Illuminati 512.447.4449
(will they still answer, or has the secret service gotten to them?)

The ILLUMINATI.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jun 21 09:35:04 1993
RE: Yes Indeed.
BY: Escher #125

    It was taken down.. I have no idea if it's still up.. Of course, the SS 
did get sued for taking it down.. It was ruled that the SS didn't have any 
right to read some of the private Email, and other stuff.. It did get taken 
down..
                            ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

Ach! #

Escher #125
Mon Jun 21 21:39:04 1993
RE: The ILLUMINATI..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

    Verdammt.
         Escher

Toon was pretty good. #

Barbarian #168
Tue Jun 22 13:38:32 1993
   My problem with it was the people who took it just too @#$%@#% far.

I mean, a puddle as a character?  Get real!   Who'd watch a cartoon starring a
puddle?  He said if you're falling, pull out an anvil to fall faster.   Even
Ren and Stempy (sp?)  fear falls, etc....  that's boring.  Try to keep it
insane, not just plain ol' stupid.
   |
O==|════════════-
   |  Barbarian

Interesting. #

Grey Wolf #312
Wed Jun 23 01:25:45 1993
RE: Yeah.....
BY: Shocka #448

Where exactly is Semmes?  I know it's somewhere in Mobile county.  Is it around
Saraland and such?

                          floW yerG
                                   Grey Wolf

Nooo..... #

Shocka #448
Wed Jun 23 15:16:36 1993
It's not near Saraland....the closest landmark I can think of right now is 
South Alabama...it
                   is close to there if you go to Moffat Road and then drive 
in the opposite direction of the Interstate for about 10 miles or so.

                                                 Shocka

Oh, #

Grey Wolf #312
Thu Jun 24 03:46:08 1993
RE: Nooo.....
BY: Shocka #448

I think I will get out a map.  Why are you embarrassed by your school?

                                   Grey Wolf

Embarassed??? #

Shocka #448
Fri Jun 25 01:39:10 1993
I'm not, actually...that was just a joke, but if I DID tell you where I went 
to school, there are certain OTHERS on this bbs who would be able to tell who 
I am (real identity), and I'd rather just keep the alias for now. I like the 
school, though.....small, quaint....people are friendly for the most part. By 
the way, Semmes is not exactly one of Mobile County's major attractions, so I 
wouldn't worry too much about where it is unless you're planning on starting a 
farm sometime in the near future. Anyway, this IS a jokes sub, so I guess I'll 
write something funny...it's not a joke, but, anyway...I went to see Jurassic 
Park a while back (I guess everybody and his brother has seen it by now) and 
who should be there but the Mayor of Mobile, Mike Dow!! This really freaked my 
  me, I should say....This really freaked me out because that's the second 
time I've seen him at the Carmike (and I don't go there that often). The funny 
thing about it was he had sunglasses on and was dressed in a shirt that was 
open so you could see his chest hair. Plus he had a big gold medallion on. Me 
and a friend of mine that was there thought he looked kind of like a pimp. Oh 
well, that's our mayor......

                                                  Shocka

Semmes. #

Garth Brooks #476
Thu Jul 01 11:20:35 1993
RE: Interesting.
BY: Grey Wolf #312

   I go huntin there.
  Garth Brooks

you go huntin' in Semmes ? #

Spy'Dr #1
Thu Jul 01 15:27:19 1993
RE: Semmes.
BY: Garth Brooks #476

    If you shoot Locke 2, you have to deal with the rest of us.

garth, you #

Gregor'S Mentor #372
Thu Jul 01 18:17:30 1993
RE: Semmes.
BY: Garth Brooks #476

do realize that for a small fee, say about thirty dollers, you too can 
purchase a BBS inside joke kit.  this kit will explain some of the more 
mysterious aspects of BBS speak.  It is supplemented monthly for another small 
fee.  Thyis kit will keep you from making a total ass of your self.  i know 
it's a little late for that, but perhaps we keep it getting worse.


Gregor's Mentor
i know because i was there.

yep it really really really really really really really ids #

why did jesus cross the road #

Demon #116
Sat Jul 10 16:01:31 1993
RE: Here's my sales pitch...
BY: Escher #125

a whole lot better than dc heroes I own both and I do not even want to keep the
dc heroes books bc they SUCK compared to champions




yep 
yep
yep



D
 e
  m
   o
    n

gee wonders where he got that name
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

lkjlkj #

Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:47:46 1993
how the hell should I know



yet another stupid joke


D
 e
  m
   o
    n
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

lk #

House #206
Sat Jul 31 01:13:32 1993

Semmes is the worst community... #

House #206
Sat Jul 31 01:16:21 1993





o

Semmes... #

Biohazard #68
Sat May 28 11:52:17 1994
RE: Interesting.
BY: Grey Wolf #312

In Mobile county, I hate it.. just about 90% of the people who live there are 
rednecks who are arrogant bastards.. Semmes is on Tanner Inbred Williams road 
and it's about 10 miles outside the Mobile city limit. Trust me, you never 
want to go.

Well... #

Spy'dr #1
Sat May 28 16:16:33 1994
RE: Semmes is the worst community...
BY: Biohazard #68


     Semmes has nothing on Bayou La Batre for rednecks. Bayou La Batre is 30
miles from the city... then again, even those of use in Bayou La Batre like to
think that we are not as backward as, say, Coden.
(anybody on here from Coden ?)


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7░▒▓▒░Bayou la Batre, AL░▒▓▒░
6░▒▓▒░  (205) 824 7363  ░▒▓▒░

Hmn... #

Biohazard #68
Sat May 28 21:22:55 1994
RE: Semmes...
BY: Spy'dr #1

I mean I know people from Bayou La Batre and none of them are as bad as some 
of the rednecks I go to school with from SEMMES.. but yeah, I agree I hope 
noone here is from Coden.

Grey Wolf... #

Moses #49
Sat May 28 23:42:46 1994
RE: Semmes is the worst community...
BY: Biohazard #68

I have this feeling you'll be waiting a long time for that reply from Ms.
Wolf...

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Ah well. #

Spy'dr #1
Sun May 29 00:25:46 1994
RE: Hmn...
BY: Moses #49


     Why isn't SHE around anymore, anyway ? She's been at ASMS all year, I
thought. I think I SAW her the last time I visited, even.

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Hey.... #

Moses #49
Sun May 29 02:24:03 1994
RE: Grey Wolf...
BY: Spy'dr #1

No interest, she has. Zero. We could be all dead, and she'd not notice.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

YOW! #

Dodo Haha #20
Fri Jun 03 22:41:35 1994
RE: Hmn...
BY: Moses #49

In space, no one can hear you scream......

Is she still at ASMS? Are will still in college? What am I doing in
Bayou La Batre? Does anyone smell bacon cooking? BACK!

Dodo Haha
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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... #

Moses #49
Mon Jun 06 00:58:31 1994
RE: Hey....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

We're dead, Brandon. You Guildenstern. Me Rosencrantz. No Get Out of Hell Free
cards. Doomed. A downward spiral.

YOW!

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here's one #

Kronos #262
Wed Jun 08 23:51:30 1994
RE: read this carefully.......
BY: Shocka #448



    Purple

--Were is that from?
Kronos
K¿┐û┐ñ

here's a better one... #

Filthy #152
Sat Jun 25 00:32:50 1994
what's white, livess at the bottome of the sea and hates all non-whites
and foreigners?


answer....Ku Klux Klam

ha
Filthy
the not a racist just knows a'joke

thumper go home! #

Kanji #230
Sat Jun 25 22:57:27 1994
what's white, hates all non-whites, and -should- be on the bottom of the 
sea... urungus  :)


or better yet... what do you call 100,000 white supremists at the bottom of 
the ocean?

...a good start..  hehehehehehehehahahahahahaohohohohehehe


                                  kanji
                          the diametricly opposable thumb..

man, i wish i could spell...

hAHAAHHAHAHAHH.... #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sun Jun 26 11:05:53 1994
RE: here's a better one...
BY: Kanji #230

oh no,
it's the return of Kanji Flanders!
besides, I'm not racist,I hate people no matter what.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Hmm.... a comment on an old post.... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun Jun 26 20:24:03 1994
RE: here's a better one...
BY: Kanji #230

HELLS YEAH NIGGIE.....

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7░▒▓▒░Bayou la Batre, AL░▒▓▒░
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It wasn't _that_ old. #

Escher #125
Sun Jul 03 03:14:28 1994
RE: YOW!
BY: Moses #49

    No, I'm Guildinstern and you're Rosen.... neveermind.
         Old Es.

aaaa.... #

Moses #49
Sun Jul 03 22:28:15 1994
RE: Hmm.... a comment on an old post....
BY: Escher #125

R: "Guildenstern!"
G: "What?"
R: "If I'm right, both of these objects should fall at the same rate."
<CRASH>
R: "Nevermind."

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did you ever read that play? #

Kanji #230
Tue Jul 05 00:06:06 1994
RE: hAHAAHHAHAHAHH....
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

...just wondering... do you mean to say that i'm of the darker complextion or 
is that just a general [and poorly worded] statment of agreement?

                                  kanji
                          the tagline king's about to step down...

I'm agreein' and makin' fun of Flyguy at the same time... #

Kanji #230
Tue Jul 05 00:09:56 1994
RE: Hmm.... a comment on an old post....
BY: Escher #125


..no, not hamlet... the play 'guildinstern and rosencrance are dead'?

that was soo funny... you should get it and read it... it's the hamlet story 
told from the eyes of the two brainless wonders...

                                  kanji
                          the ---^v---^v---^v----^v---------<flatline>

#

Thanatos Pale #72
Tue Jul 05 07:06:49 1994
RE: aaaa....
BY: Kanji #230

...

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monty python #

Moses #49
Fri Jul 08 01:58:06 1994
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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gee that ArAvis chick knows alot #

Aravis #317
Tue Jul 12 22:13:46 1994
i watched the meaning of life last night
it had been a while since i had seen it..
it gets better every time..
and i can relate to the miracle of birth part one

<what do i do??>

nothing dear you're not qualified..

...........

 
 
                  listening to the machine that goes BING!
                        Aravis

i was on forum 80.. nobody on the boards (that i knew had ever heard of it..) i
think the sysop was ken hagen..
Dr. Who didn't post much in public msgs.. but was on for years.. that is how we
met..


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Monty Python #

The Doctor #415
Wed Jul 13 01:42:09 1994
love you dear (your asleep, and I am taking a study break)


"oh look at that woman, she getting in that little blue police box"
cool

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Did #

Scarlett #537
Sat Jul 16 21:53:13 1994
Aravis... you and I need to watch some Monty Python movies so I can be 
educated the Python way!!!

SCARLETT

Engineering Joke #

Daveros #200
Sun Jul 24 12:53:29 1994
RE: did you ever read that play?
BY: Kanji #230

you know that Ros and Guil were dead and in limbo the whole time, trying to 
get the hang of life nd survive?
                                                    DAVEROS
 I'm the white rabbit 

how did you get that name? #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 24 17:56:08 1994
A bunch of engineers are sitting around, arguing (They're an unruly
lot these engineers - the ruffians of the physical sciences) about
what sort of engineer God is, to build something so wacky as the
human body.
The chemical engineer says
"Well, obviously chemical - look at glycolysis, and all the chemical
cycles! Obviously a chemicalengineer. Pure brilliance!"
The electrical engineer says
"Nonsense! What's important is the brain - and look at the way
neurons are like circuits. OBVIOUSLY, he's an electrical enginner!"
The mechanical engineer says
"Bah! Look at the way the muscles are designed! Look at the 
wonderful way the body is proportioned! Obviously God is a mechanical
engineer!"

Then, they turn to the biomedical enginner, who's sort of a smart-ass,
because he builds things like the Terminator. He says

"Obviously God's a civil engineer, because only a civil engineer would
put a recreational facility in the middle of a sewage plant!"

(Badump-chink!)
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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I was riding along.... #

The Doctor #415
Mon Jul 25 22:44:17 1994
RE: Did
BY: Daveros #200

read above.

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Wow! #

Kilroy #274
Sun Aug 07 15:02:31 1994
A new age blond with extra-large breasts ponders the electro-magnetic impact 
they'll have upon certain portions of her brain - so she wears magnetic 
earrings, just to be unpredictable.

An obese man reads Newton in hopes of establishing a better line of approach 
with women, and supports the space program.

Ok.

Forum 80... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 07 18:03:03 1994
RE: I was riding along....
BY: Kilroy #274

I'm impressed.
Yeah, whatever Kilroy.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9Did I mention how erotic long pointy noses are?

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Slim #389
Mon Aug 15 04:29:47 1994
RE: monty python
BY: Aravis #317

    The sysop's name was Ken Hager, a cop friend of my dad's...

    Geez...  them's the old days!
                                       Slim...
can't believe his account is still here...
and can't believe he remembered his password!


Music

More of those damned lyrics! #

Slim #389
Wed Jun 02 00:16:17 1993
All these people they won't leave me alone
And we need a little time to ourselves
And half the reasons why I'm sketching all the time
The result of life in this hell
But oh well, I think it's time
 
My faith is falling like the leaves from a tree
The pockets both take it away
The sun warms my body as I sit on the swing watching
Columbus clouds bring in the rain
Oh well, I think it's time to go
 
My mind is playing tricks on me all the time
To let you know that I am real
And all the worries you build up inside your soul
The ones that make your world stand still...
        mean you can feel
That it's time to go
 
Five fed up faces with the itch to kill the king
Blood red sunrise and a breath to air that's clean
I drink from the faucet, from the porch I take a pee
Look at you through the bushes, where you can't see me
 
I laugh and slip into another state of mind
To let you know that I am real
And all the worries you build up inside your soul
The ones that make your world stand still...
        mean you can feel

we are not #

The Doctor #415
Thu Jul 14 00:29:21 1994
RE: uh yeah whatever
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

you don't have to be a tree huggers to like the pink floyd or be satanic to
like gwar. music might be the only thing in the world you don't have be a
certain thing to enjoy something.

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but then so am I #

The Witch #369
Thu Jul 14 00:46:39 1994
RE: yeeeeeeah booouy!
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

OU>Name:Oderous Urungus #146 
OU>Pink Floyd is the sorriest bunch of hippy crap I've ever
O>heard! 
Oderous Urungus" but then so am I "
"but wait I might have hippy blood in me oh god!!!!"
 /s


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Well... #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 14 08:34:16 1994
RE: we are not
BY: The Doctor #415

...you see, some people _like_ stereotypes. It makes them feel much better when
they are one... heh-heh-heh....

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High School Fun!! #

Wheat Berry #437
Thu Jul 14 15:37:14 1994
RE: Wooooooooooo!!!  ?????
BY: The Doctor #415

Well, having never experienced that particular facet of high school (ie the
social part), I figured I'd go ahead and give everyone my meaningless
perception of what "high school" is.

Id est, the social part.


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Hmn... #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 14 17:26:56 1994
RE: High School Fun!!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

Let's see. How was High School? A trip back through memory lane...

There I am, walking into the halls of Murphy High School... and then I am
holding my diploma from ASMS. Wait a second! What happened? I can't remember
anything that occured during those four years! 

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uh,say what? #

Oderous Urungus #146
Thu Jul 14 17:37:55 1994
RE: but then so am I
BY: The Witch #369

yeah, whatever you say
FREAK!!!

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FREAKS? #

Aravis #317
Thu Jul 14 22:18:45 1994
I'm not EVEN gonna touch that one.. 

(whew!)
...........

 
 
 
 
 
                    tree hugger
      
                         with pine sap coursing through my veins!!! HAHAHAHAH

 
 
                                ARBOR DAY forever! save a tree save a life.
 
 
 
                                 peace and love, may harmony be yours
 
 
                                 see I can love you despite the fact that you
                                 are a jerk.. :) turn 2..
 
 
 
                                         Aravis

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wait a sec... #

Dr. Demento #71
Thu Jul 14 22:33:10 1994
RE: we are not
BY: The Doctor #415

Saying GWAR has anything to do with Satan is completely stupid.  Obviously
you've never actually heard them or read any of they're lyrics.  They're meant
to be funny and are not serious at all about religion.

Now saying Pink Floyd is associated with hippies makes perfect sense.  When you
see what the fans look like (triping and looking at the pretty laser show),
that explains my point.

                                                            The Doc

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I'm proud to be a.... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Fri Jul 15 01:17:22 1994
RE: FREAKS?
BY: Aravis #317

   





                         FREAK!





REMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaP
9-----
9/╢Ñ/╣RÇ╫¥ ¡S PRΣT╤y Cφ∞└...

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Jeez. #

Moses #49
Fri Jul 15 03:39:57 1994
RE: FREAKS?
BY: Aravis #317

I always knew you were a sicko.

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that satanic Gwar band!:) #

Oderous Urungus #146
Fri Jul 15 10:57:11 1994
RE: wait a sec...
BY: Dr. Demento #71

No kiddin',those 2 haven't even heard a single Gwar song!
but I didn't want to say anything because I know they
feel better ragging my favorite band,and why rain on the parade?
oh well,some people!
hmmmmph!
at least I can say I have HEARD Pink Floyd and give an opinion.

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gwar #

Aravis #317
Fri Jul 15 14:44:59 1994
i have heard gwar and they suck

of course you probably think they are cool because beavis and butthead say so


hahaha

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GWAR #

Dr. Demento #71
Fri Jul 15 22:39:55 1994
RE: gwar
BY: Aravis #317

I've listened to GWAR since 1990.  And gee, I don't think Beavis and Butt-head
were even around then.  

I think the only GWAR you've ever heard was the stuff played on B&B(A total of
2 chopped up songs).  If you base your opinion on a cartoon, then I feel sorry
for you.  

I don't really care if you like GWAR or not.  Just like I know you don't care
that I think Pink Floyd is a hippy band.

                                                            The Doc

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right on! #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sat Jul 16 11:58:27 1994
RE: GWAR
BY: Dr. Demento #71

She is just saying that crrrrrap because
she thinks it makes me mad..but in fact,I'm glad she doesn't
like Gwar,that makes it that much more appealing!
So, Aravis,name the song you heard..
what,you can't?gee wonder why...

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the chess #

The Doctor #415
Sat Jul 16 14:59:41 1994
RE: Hmn...
BY: Moses #49

I'll  remember is chess 
and the boards
and moses
and other chess players

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pick the pink #

The Doctor #415
Sat Jul 16 15:08:35 1994
RE: wait a sec...
BY: Dr. Demento #71

I got to go to the last concert and sat next to red neck smoking pot who didn't
even  know what the fucking wall was. and my wife sat next to a little old
women with her grandchildren . as far as relating the type of people who go to
show as the "group" that likes the the band is just useless. as far as the
light show goes that was red neck hell the one time i go to go.

who cares
its tast
which is opinion
the doctor
 ps I hae only heard gwar twice they seem ok to me I just never realy got in to
them.

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I was not ragging #

The Doctor #415
Sat Jul 16 15:13:49 1994
RE: that satanic Gwar band!:)
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

dam you people (if i can callyou that)are touchy I was just trying stop that
the raggging no I have heard that much of gwar I did like what I heard but I
couldn't say one dam line or remember one dam title of a gwar
song.

the doctor
"this must be thursday.I never realy got the hang of thursday."
name this book?

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no we both have heard #

The Doctor #415
Sat Jul 16 15:18:51 1994
RE: right on!
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

we have heard them I think she has I copy  of one some where (I could be worg
on that one) but what I have heard with friends I though was cool I just never
realy got real exicited about it.
(we don't have cable, )

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gwar #

Aravis #317
Sat Jul 16 17:33:33 1994
i used to date a guy who listened to them and had posters on his wall ..(looked
like he had pulled them out of a guitar magazine or something). i just didn't
like them like you don't like pink floyd. everyone's entitled to their opinion.

and no i didn't waste my time learning the names of their songs.
lighten up ..

 
 
 
                   i may be a tree hugger but at least i don't base
                   my life promoting a wasted emotion like hate..neo-
                   nuts!

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the effects of having a child #

Scarlett #537
Sat Jul 16 21:58:47 1994
" I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..."

Sorry, I have Barney on the brain, I have a two year old.

SCARLETT

Well... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun Jul 17 01:28:36 1994
RE: gwar
BY: Aravis #317

I like 'em... I believe that only truly talented bands can make videos as sick
as theirs...

Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
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that's fine #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sun Jul 17 11:09:43 1994
RE: gwar
BY: Aravis #317

I haven't force any of my opinons on anyone,
so don't go and say I dedicate myself to hate groups like
Neo-nazi's..I don't support them in anyway, I just enjoy talking about them and
find them interesting...

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hate groups etc #

Aravis #317
Sun Jul 17 12:35:38 1994
Well if that is the case, fine.. But you come across like one.
As far as I'm concerned I don't have a problem with you, really.. I just am
sick of being called a (l)user here and on elf.. I mean I am just expressing my
opinions like everyone else.. 

truce..to ALL

like i said before.. hate is a wasted emotion.. and it would be contradictory
for me to carry a grudge towards the users who keep insulting me.. i guess i
should just take it with a grain of salt.. i am sorry for offending anyone..
and i normally apologize when i am wrong but i have yet to see anyone else
extend such a gesture..(except Oderous.. we did have a conflict..when he was
flabbergastor and he did graciously write me and discuss it with me..)

gee..

i don't want to fight with anyone..
 
 
 
                                Aravis

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oh come on #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sun Jul 17 22:49:51 1994
RE: hate groups etc
BY: Aravis #317

fighting is phun!
and rebellious....
uh,yeah....
I feel special when I call up and call people (l)users...
Hate rules!!!

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Nah. #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 18 00:22:09 1994
RE: the chess
BY: The Doctor #415

The trauma was too much. My memory. Blank as ice cream.

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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency? #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 18 00:23:30 1994
RE: I was not ragging
BY: The Doctor #415

Sounds like something he would say.

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Hate? #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 18 00:24:39 1994
RE: gwar
BY: Aravis #317

Wasted emotion? No, no, no. Say it isn't true. I have 45,000 shares in the
company.

I always prefered the term neo-nutball myself.

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we want a rock #

Longshot #361
Mon Jul 18 13:33:03 1994
where was i? i forgot the point that i was making 
i said if i was smart that i would save up for a piece of string
and a rock to wind the string around 
THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS - we want a rock
that was only part of the song but uh if anybody can make sense of any they 
might be giants lyrics except racist friend please tell me.
longshot

hate! #

Oderous Urungus #146
Mon Jul 18 18:46:54 1994
RE: Hate?
BY: Moses #49

It isn't a wasted emotion at all..
uh,like we wouldn't have a cars today if someone
didn't hate to walk!

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Good. #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 18 19:00:43 1994
RE: hate!
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

I'm assured of a good 1995 sale season.

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I... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 23 19:16:30 1994
RE: Hmn...
BY: Moses #49

I KNEW you got bonked on the head Moses, but have you forgotten it ALL?
Josh?
Filtering Peppermint Schnapps?
Marloboros and cherubs vomiting?
Physics?
chopping up a monk with a steel golem?
Oh, for the lost days of our youth...
Dodo Haha
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Barney? #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 23 19:20:42 1994
RE: the effects of having a child
BY: Scarlett #537

To quote a pediatrician I know:

"Barney makes kids wimps!"

Force your children to watch Big Bird or something.

Barney-watching breeds weakness and mental decay. True thing.

Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Wait... wait... it's coming back! #

Moses #49
Sat Jul 23 23:24:41 1994
RE: I...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

JESUS CHRIST!

<twitch>

MARY, MOTHER OF GOD!

<twitch>

Whoa, sorry. Wrong memory. We were trying for ASMS, right? Wait, hold on, I'm
getting a reading-
                  <<WHAM>>

Er, whazzat? Wherezami? Whozzere?

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Anna Ng. #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 24 18:03:38 1994
RE: Wait... wait... it's coming back!
BY: Moses #49

Happens when you've gone through five bodies in ten years. 
Man, you gonna stop that Cthulu stuff - bad on the liver!
Dodo Haha
9-----
9He's back, and more mathematical than ever!

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Figures... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jul 25 01:11:28 1994
RE: Anna Ng.
BY: Daveros #200

I listened to it about 10 times today... Lincoln is cool... 
KIss me..

BaNg PoW sNaP
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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That's a badass song... #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 01:39:06 1994
RE: Figures...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Old insane sorcerer's die hard.

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Well, you know... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 09:54:46 1994
RE: Well, you know...
BY: Moses #49

How do you plane to kill Am Moses?
Provide details.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9He's back, and more mathematical than ever!

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Tell us... #

Longshot #361
Mon Jul 25 12:58:45 1994
RE: Anna Ng.
BY: Daveros #200

longshot

whats anna Ng? #

Longshot #361
Mon Jul 25 13:00:08 1994
RE: That's a badass song...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

i've been meaning to pick up that lincoln album. right know I have their first 
one flood and apollo 18. my favorite is appollo 18
longshot

asafsa #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 15:09:57 1994
RE: asafsa
BY: Longshot #361

Boy, I tell you, is THAT ever an album to vomit over!
Loved it to pieces.
Dodo Haha
Goin' to cow town!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Lincoln.... #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 16:24:53 1994
RE: Tell us...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Painfully. With mainly knives and needles.

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Slowly. #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 16:25:31 1994
RE: Lincoln....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

_You_ obviously thought so...

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 17:36:17 1994
RE: Slowly.
BY: Moses #49

Maybe we could pour various acids on him, dissolving him a bit at the
time. Then, once a signifigant layer of flesh was gone, we could
drop him on the ant bed.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 17:36:59 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Moses #49

The question you have to ask yourself:
"Is vomiting WORTH twenty dollars?"
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Hey... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jul 25 19:01:17 1994
RE: Tell us...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Is he another Gecko or Duck follower...

BaNg PoW sNaP
9-----
9ooOO00 Thanatos Pale 00OOoo

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Who's Am..? #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jul 25 19:02:01 1994
RE: whats anna Ng?
BY: Longshot #361

and therefore... some nonsense that they made up...


BaNg PoW sNaP
9-----
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A song buy TMBG... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 20:50:11 1994
RE: Who's Am..?
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

He is neither. That's why we have ...arranged... a 
ritual ...cleansing.... Moses and I will
*persuade* (Syndicate joke!) him to never upload
another virus again.
Dodo Haha
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9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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Nay! #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 00:52:18 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Knives and needles may be bad enough. We'll see. I am currently narrowing down
suspects.

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Nah. #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 00:53:15 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I've vomited enough for free. If I was paid twenty dollars everytime _I_
vomited, I'd have enough money to buy... hmn... SOMETHING, certainly.

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Sure. #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 00:54:17 1994
RE: Who's Am..?
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

He's the sorry, good-for-nothing shit that uploaded PRED2.EXE to PA.

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Ah, I'm glad you asked. #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 01:18:34 1994
RE: Nah.
BY: Moses #49

But it's been so long since we tried anything 
NEW AND DIFFERENT.
Dodo Haha
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Yeah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 01:19:13 1994
RE: Sure.
BY: Moses #49

SOME of us aren't regular human vomiting machines.
I only vomit for cash.
Dodo Haha
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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Well.... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Tue Jul 26 02:37:38 1994
RE: Nay!
BY: Dodo Haha #20

He uploaded a virus to this board..? Is that the one that somebody posted about
on TNZ..? PRE2... I think....

BaNg PoW sNaP
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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Say again... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Tue Jul 26 02:40:08 1994
RE: Ah, I'm glad you asked.
BY: Moses #49

OK... now I know... I'm glad I don't call there often... I had 
"AIDS"... on mine but I have auto-virus detect and it detected it after 5 secs
of initialization of it... Doesn't the sysop to PA scan his files...

Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 02:56:25 1994
RE: Yeah...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Inventiveness is a truly valuable thing, but still, there are times when tried
and true methods win out....

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That's it... #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 02:57:24 1994
RE: Well....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Don't get high and mighty "Mr. I-don't-have-self-destructive-deathwishes-hard
wired-into-MY-brain"....

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True... #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 02:59:10 1994
RE: That's it...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

...but the sysop to PA isn't -around- to scan his files. 

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Hey- #

Oderous Urungus #146
Tue Jul 26 11:12:15 1994
RE: Ah...
BY: Moses #49

In the world would you d/load and execute a file that was
u'loaded by a total stranger on a BBs that you KNOW the sysop doesn't pay any
attention to?

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Ah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 12:34:32 1994
RE: Say again...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

He uploaded it, but I don't know his identity, other than
to say I think Moses is all for hiring a contract
killer.
Dodo Haha
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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why #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 12:35:14 1994
RE: That's it...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

He's like away in boot camp, or hell or something.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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Yup #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 12:36:03 1994
RE: Hey-
BY: Moses #49

Just because _I_ have a virgin brain, not need to get jealous!
Dodo Haha
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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Well.... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Tue Jul 26 18:12:47 1994
RE: Ah...
BY: Moses #49

that's gotta suck... Are you runnin' it now... or did ya download the file or
somethin'... Do you have a program to stop it..?

1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
9ooOO00 Thanatos Pale 00OOoo

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Hey... #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 21:09:50 1994
RE: why
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Besides, of all the nagging
suspicions back in my head, I thought, "What freako moron would upload a virus
to PA?" Evidently some freako moron named "Am".

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DAMN... #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 21:12:06 1994
RE: DAMN...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

But luckilly the only thing on my computer I actually value are my text files.
So it's just making my life extremely tedious. Anyway, now that we know what
the PRED2.EXE infects and sort of how it infects, what the HELL does it do?
Does something weird to my allocation tables, but anything else? 

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#

Thanatos Pale #72
Tue Jul 26 22:52:51 1994
RE: Nope...
BY: Moses #49

And if you want I can hook you up with a couple of virus scanners and one that
can repair some of the damage... I even have one that detects and stops one as
soon as it starts...


MeA CulpA...
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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Nope... #

Moses #49
Wed Jul 27 00:24:20 1994
RE: Q: Why would you download a file that isn't zipped...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

The trick was it said it was a self-extracting program. Silly me. All I can
say, and if you ask again, I'll say it again, is "it seemed like a good idea at
the time". At any rate, it's not -my- fault some twit uploaded the damn thing
to PA. Go find "Am" and ask him. 

Thanks for offering to help. I appreciate it. I already have a copy of McAfee
scan, but if you have a recent copy of clean, I'd appreciate it if you'd u/l
somewhere. 

I'll be more careful in the future, I suppose.

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Q: Why would you download a file that isn't zipped... #

Sp'ange #72
Wed Jul 27 02:28:55 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Moses #49

Sorry... I didn't mean to say your stupid or the like...

MeA CulpA...
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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Well... #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 28 03:33:57 1994
RE: I'll try to U/L one some where...
BY: Sp'ange #72

I'll be more careful in the future. But if you have a current copy of clean,
please, feel free to upload it somewhere. I'd appreciate it....

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

I'll try to U/L one some where... #

Longshot #361
Thu Jul 28 23:29:54 1994
RE: Lincoln....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

ever here any of his stuff?

No, it's OK. #

Dodo Haha #20
Fri Jul 29 00:14:04 1994
RE: MC 900 FT JESUS
BY: Longshot #361

THey Might Be Giants?
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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MC 900 FT JESUS #

Escher #125
Fri Jul 29 19:59:19 1994
RE: MC 900 FT JESUS
BY: Longshot #361

    I find "If I only Had A Brain"  (Which they play all over Mtv 
semi-late-nights) to be a fairly silly song.  Pity the video has nothing to do 
with it.
         Es

Who? #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 22:32:19 1994
RE: Anna Ng.
BY: Daveros #200

Anna Ng!  I've heard that name somewhere but I forgot.  Someone at school liked
her.

Sorry.  It's very muggy in this room.

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Oh... I thought... #

Wheat Berry #437
Mon Aug 01 22:44:51 1994
Hey guys!  Do you suppose you could be a little more descriptive with your
message headers.  It's hard to tell the content of a message when it's header
is one of these fine selectons (which I culled from other message bases):

Sure      Whoah!    Well...   Okay.     Etc.      
Oops.... what did I say       <== not helpful AT ALL!
Bah!      I tell you...

There are many, many more such examples, but I don't care to post them all.

Wheat the Nitberry picker
no
Wheat Berry the nitpicker

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Anna Ng! #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 03:21:42 1994
RE: Anna Ng!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

Might be a oriental entertainer..


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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A note about HEADERS!! #

Wheat Berry #437
Tue Aug 02 13:10:49 1994
RE: Anna Ng...
BY: Sp'ange #72

No no no.  It's just her NAME that's from the Far East.  I think Anna Ng, the
person, musician, is from Boise, Idaho, or some other all-American city.

But I don't care about that.  What is her style of music?  Has she released
anything under a label?  WHAT IS HER BAG!!?

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Anna Ng... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 15:26:39 1994
RE: Anna Ng Redux
BY: Wheat Berry #437

I was guessing...


BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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Anna Ng Redux #

Oderous Urungus #146
Tue Aug 02 18:28:58 1994
RE: Got me...
BY: Sp'ange #72

to be spelled Ana Ng..
and all i know is that it's the 1st song on 
Lincoln by They Might Be Giants..
pretty k00l song.
doesn't make any sense as far as lyrics go...
but still good

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Got me... #

Wheat Berry #437
Wed Aug 03 01:43:38 1994
That's It!!!

Man, I feel so dorky.  A TMBG song.  And all this time, although I'd heard "Ana
Ng," I thought she was some sort of arts-fag Lisa Loeb or Edie Brickell
character who was on a Tom Waits album.  Who'd-a-guessed?

My mind is so CLUTTERED!  I think I'll LAY DOWN!  And have a short NAP!


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well, it's supposed #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 23:23:04 1994
RE: Anna Ng!
BY: Wheat Berry #437


...some very funny guys...

kanji...

Ana Ng #

Kanji #230
Wed Aug 03 23:26:37 1994
RE: well, it's supposed
BY: Oderous Urungus #146


ana ng no maky da sense fo you?

make a hole with a gun perpendicular to the name of this town on a desk-top 
globe, exit wound in a foreign nation etc...

name of this town = new york [where they are from]
exit wound would be in vietnam...

ana ng... 

think about it...


kanji...

happens to be tmbg... #

Longshot #361
Wed Aug 03 23:39:34 1994
RE: Who?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

MC 900FT Jesus
i just got his album one step ahead of the spider, it pretty good

what?!? #

Longshot #361
Wed Aug 03 23:40:38 1994
RE: Oh... I thought...
BY: Escher #125

his getting in a box, and mailing himself to an ad in the paper that says, 
brain for sale. Why would someone WITH a brain do this?

no, the band is #

Sp'ange #72
Fri Aug 05 02:43:15 1994
RE: well, it's supposed
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Shoot a hole with the gun perpindicular...


Huh..?


Sounds like a redneck tryin' out Geometry for the 1st time... But I love that
guitar part...



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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sure the video has something to do with it #

Sp'ange #72
Fri Aug 05 02:45:47 1994
RE: no, the band is
BY: Longshot #361

THat song, If I Only Had a Brain", is rad... I loved the LivE LuSh set... I
can't fet over that badass airy sound they have...


BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:56:56 1994
RE: A note about HEADERS!!
BY: Wheat Berry #437

I'm afraid that I begin most sentences with "Well" (at least in Real Life, or
at least the first sentence in which I respond to someone). Ergo,
"Well...." is a natural title for any Dodo Haha response.
Original posts might actually have a new title.
Go figure.
Or integrate, for that matter...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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I saw him on 120 min... #

Wheat Berry #437
Sat Aug 06 21:45:33 1994
RE: Well....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

That's cool.


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Well.... #

Longshot #361
Wed Aug 10 14:01:07 1994
RE: I saw him on 120 min...
BY: Sp'ange #72

if you really like the song, get the single, trust me, the rest of the CD 
sucks. I'm getting into that song by Weezer, the sweater song or somethin'

Well... #

Gor-Gor #535
Thu Aug 11 17:15:09 1994
Mutant Speed KICKS ASS


and so does Gwar Rollins band Black Flag Fugazi Minor Threat Primus and
anything else I like.



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hey #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:47:17 1994
RE: Mutant Speed
BY: Gor-Gor #535

You were wrong about MutanT SpeeD, but the rest you're pretty corrct about...


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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Mutant Speed #

Oderous Urungus #146
Thu Aug 11 19:26:16 1994
RE: Wellllll...
BY: Sp'ange #72

yeah, the mutant speed name kinda doesn't go with
the rest of the list....
voodoo glow skulls are coming!

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Wellllll... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 22:55:34 1994
RE: yup yup
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

I'm on the verge of stayin' home (not goin' to 'palooza) and goin' to the show,
or goin' to 'palooza... If I go to 'palooza I could get REALLY fucked up... And
I wouldn't have to go home...



BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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yup yup #

Aravis #317
Fri Aug 12 13:31:42 1994
RE: Hells yeah...
BY: Sp'ange #72

I was going to to go but the day I withdrew the money for tickets I got to
thinking how the line-up really isn't THAT great this year and I decided that
the money would be better spent elsewhere..



Aravis

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Hells yeah... #

Oderous Urungus #146
Fri Aug 12 18:27:29 1994
RE: Hells yeah...
BY: Sp'ange #72

yeah, the only band i really might have wanted to see was the Beatie's..but 30
bucks is alittle steep for that.......
so are you going to Greg Ginn from blackflag play sunday?
too bad it's just him..
but should be interesting anyhow.....

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Lollapolooza #

Gor-Gor #535
Fri Aug 12 22:23:07 1994
RE: screw palooza!
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Greg (with the 3 1/2) is gonna play where whre?!!!!!


TELL ME DAMN IT TELL MEEEE!


now we gotta get Henry and Kiyra too....



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screw palooza! #

Sp'ange #72
Sat Aug 13 09:30:51 1994
RE: Lollapolooza
BY: Aravis #317

I just want to see to bands... Beastie Boyz and George Clinto and the Parliment
Phunkadelic... And I think both are DAMN worth the money... Now... all I have
to do is get off of work and I can go...



p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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WHooa? #

Sp'ange #72
Sat Aug 13 09:33:12 1994
RE: WHooa?
BY: Gor-Gor #535

at the VoiD on Sunday and WoodeN HorsE is playin' today (Sat.) at the Vulture
Cock...


p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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Well the line-up isn't great... #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sat Aug 13 11:21:14 1994
RE: Well the line-up isn't great...
BY: Sp'ange #72

the beatie's are k00l,but i really don't see the big whoop about
george clinton..all his songs are about the same,just a bunch of homeies making
random techno type noises to the redundant r&b drum pattern..

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He's playin'... #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Aug 14 01:11:01 1994
RE: paloozer
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

and I love bein' fuckered up...




p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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Poetry

bang bang #

Spy'Dr #1
Mon Mar 02 03:40:04 1992
   The Nature of Reality Part I
         by J. Robertson

Are we all part of someone's dream ?
If we are who is dreaming the dream ?
Are we all pawns in someones game ?
If we are who is playing the game ?
Did I really write this poem ?
If I didn't then who did ?
Am I really thinking these thoughts ?
If I'm not who is ?

   The Nature of Reality Part II
        by J. Robertson
See the table
See the chair
Is any of it
Really there ?
What good does it do
To ask you
You might be
Illusion too.

 (c) J. Robertson 1992

.... #

Spy'Dr #1
Wed Mar 04 14:34:55 1992
      Swimming in a sea of airborne wetness,
      the lone bird struggles against the wind,
      fighting the rain. 
      The lighting is fast and fatal.

      ZAP ! ! !

       No more bird.



     (c) 1992 J. Robertson

.... #

Niterunner #24
Thu Mar 05 16:13:22 1992

I'm Standing in a glass room
High Above The World Below
I See All Of The Faces
All Of The Faces I Should Know

Life Is A Distortion
Blurred And Reflected All Around
I'm Standing In A Glass Room
And I'm Going Down, Down, Down

S.W. a.k.a. /\/iterunner

ooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooeeeee #

Locke 2 #14
Sat Mar 07 01:55:59 1992
 

     Lincoln, Lincoln,
     I've been thinkin'
     What is it that you've been drinkin'
     Is it water? Is it wine?
     Oh my God, It's turpentine!

.... #

Niterunner #24
Sat Mar 07 19:36:16 1992
I'm looking forward into
A space convulsed with crime
A place where if you commit a sin
All you do is time

What is fair punishment?
An eye for an eye?
If a person kills another
The murderer should die

History is endless
Always repeating
Revenge is necessary
And always misleading

The world thinks it moves quickly
It spins on a dime
In truth, it goes nowhere
It is the Circle of Time

S. Worley

goddamn #

Spy'Dr #1
Sat Mar 07 20:14:33 1992
I look into the mirror and I can't beleive what I see,
I see someone looking back but that someone isn't me.
'Can't stop myself from doing evil things,
I fear down in my soul that I do go insane.

I'm turning into ( turning into )
A monster ! ( METAMORPHOSIS )
I'm turning into ( turning into 0
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS )

I'm claiming victims now, one by screaming one,
and I just can't stop it though I know the day will come,
when the evil that I'm doing and the pain that's all I see
and the blood that I am craving are all that's left of me.

I'm turning into ( turning into )
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS )
I'm turning into ( turning into )
A monster ( METAMORHOSIS )

Look into your mirror now, please tell me what you see.
Is it you that's looking back or is it really me ?
You just can't stop yourself from doing evil things,
and you know as well as I that you will go insane.

You're turning into ( turning into )
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS )
You're turning into ( turning into 0
A monster ( METAMORPHOSIS ) ..........

(c) 1992 J. Robertson

//// #

Nutty Nun #30
Sat Mar 07 21:09:59 1992
Everybody,
   I am lookin for the second half of this poem.  See if you can help me.
Are you a nobody?
 I'm a nobody, too.
Don't tell anyone,
 They'd shun us, you know....

         thanx in advance,
              Nutty Nun

:::: #

Doctor Who #16
Sun Mar 08 00:55:01 1992
RE: The Circle of Time
BY: Niterunner #24

to users it would be to your own beafit if you would look in to copyrighting 
your material (just put copyright C. (YEAR)) i WILL LOOK OF THE LAWS AND PUT 
IT IN A Bulletin later this week.

:::: cont' #

Dirty Dancer #8
Wed Mar 11 11:26:40 1992
RE: copyright

I don't thing it is a legally binding to put a copyright symbol next to your 
work.  It has to be registered.

DD

My poem! #

Doctor Who #16
Wed Mar 11 19:27:22 1992
RE: In all reality
BY: Dirty Dancer #8

There are certain law that alow you to put a copyright symbol nest to work. 
that protect you from being plagerized  by everone just because it becomes 
popular.

Everything #

Niterunner #14
Tue Jun 23 12:54:51 1992
Fast car driving
Sleek and modern
Public transit
Photos waiting
Blood and glass
Three boys are waiting
Carpet lining
Seats reclining
Clever words are smooth, start talking
Shove it brother, just keep walking

                   (c) 1980 INXS
/\/iterunner

---- #

Niterunner #14
Tue Jul 07 15:25:54 1992
You're just a waste of time
You're just a babbling face
You're just three sick holes that run like sores
You're a fucking waste
You're like a slug on the floor
Oh you're useless and ugly 
And useless and ugly
And I shiver and shake
When I think of how you make me hate

I want to smash you to pieces
I want to smash you up and screaming
I want to smash you helpless
Down on the floor
Smash you until you're not here anymore

And I shiver and shake
ShiveSpy'Dr #1
Tue Jul 07 20:03:46 1992
RE: Hmmm...bored and reviewing the poetry sub I find bits of...
BY: Moses #49

what happened to Ender, anyway ?

]]]] #

Spy'Dr #1
Mon May 18 18:14:46 1992
RE: No doubt!
BY: River Man #26

   You can't be worse than Dark Angel, can you ?

Spy'Dr
The Evil Grinn BBS
(205)824-7421

My poem #

That Chris Guy #45
Mon May 18 19:18:13 1992
RE: You Laughed

I think it's a bit weird to post as <UNKNOWN> and yet put your name at the end 
of the message.
                        The Magic Duck is your friend
                        

???? #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon May 18 21:19:14 1992
RE: Look,
BY: That Chris Guy #45

is dead. 

home-made or not??? #

Spy'Dr #1
Mon May 18 23:06:52 1992
RE: Look,
BY: That Chris Guy #45

    This is the poetry sub.
   Weird is the way we do things around here.

well in that case let me go way back and find some more #

Decker #67
Tue May 19 19:56:19 1992
RE: No doubt!
BY: River Man #26

  You shouldn't hide your feelings from us. For if you act not in thine true 
spirit hten you shall never be one of us. Heck if what I just said makes any 
sense PLEASE tell me.
                       The Angry Poetic Decker
/ds
P.S. odd how that happens.
P.P.S. All the world is not. So then how Can I type?
P.P.P.S. Maybe I'm not typing.
P.P.P.P.S Don't worry this is the last one.

//.. #

Dark Angel #60
Tue May 19 20:48:32 1992
RE: The magic duck,
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

No he ain't.
Wuack
Quack
Quack
Quack
              THE DARK ANGEL
Who likes to feed the seagulls

the color black #

River Man #26
Wed May 20 09:54:00 1992

It oozes from my pores when I sleep
It spills from my mouth when I speak
I wash it from my hair when I shower
It's green and black and smells kinda sour
It drips from my nose when I smile
and stains my teeth for a while


porcelian #

Ender #95
Wed May 20 11:21:37 1992
Why is all this poetry so depressing?????? Come on!

                                                           Ender

unimportant #

Generic Man #12
Wed May 20 13:55:29 1992
RE: that's gross, RM.
BY: Ender #95

I once read, was the collective opinion of the segment of society that the 
author belongs to. "depressing" sounds about right to me. At the point we're 
at now, "depressing" sounds right from any part of society.
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man
-----
Who is Roger?

hey #

Niterunner #14
Wed May 20 16:04:53 1992
Look out through my eyes
Into a world of distortion
You might be surprised
At what you see
Images of my past
Confused with my future
The demons in my soul
Have come out to play with me

    (c) 1992 Technical Difficulties Music
    

/\/iterunner

Tell me... #

Dark Angel #60
Wed May 20 16:43:27 1992
RE: that's gross, RM.
BY: Ender #95

If it did not then we could write happy poems but it does so we write thes 
depresseded poems.
              THE DARK ANGEL
that is a poet of starnge qualities( most bad)

dis is a hole bunch uh my stuf #

Spy'Dr #1
Wed May 20 18:28:14 1992
RE: that's gross, RM.
BY: Ender #95

    "No Fate" is not depressing !
   It would be great to have "no one to tell you what to do".
  I dunno, maybe its scrolled off the sub already.

suicide #

Spy'Dr #1
Wed May 20 18:30:25 1992
RE: Distortion
BY: Niterunner #14

    You could almost be talking about distortion of an electric guitar,
 if you think about it.
   It opens up whole new worlds of good and evil . . .

lkk084343094304304304304304309434304304785402192-18-1`831184 #

Ender #95
Thu May 21 18:08:14 1992
NEGATIVE!

And besides the world isn't a REALLY bad place...  Just intensely ...  ummm...
uncomfortable??  I've written happy poetry before  (won a contest)  probably 
because it ws the only optimistic one they'd read....  scary.  

                                       My ideas...
                                            ender

lowers on the table #

Dark Angel #60
Thu May 21 19:53:49 1992
Thin black wisps imitate clouds racing across the sky
They lace the deep blue with a black
It glares forth now in a royal purple
Taste the air taste the sea
that floats above in the sky
Trees bent permanently by the wind
are so much weaker than the sky above me
I feel its weight come falling down 
around my head and arms
Upraised to heaven in a silent plea
It drags me down the weight of air
Like tears roll down a face
the transparent pearls of human life
in silent misery

              THE DARK ANGEL
Who is so happy he can't stand it.

///? #

Moses #49
Thu May 21 20:29:24 1992
A conversation overheard:

I will kill them all
I am No Man
I am God

is a conversation best left alone


moses the me

The sky ain't blue honey Zeebob come home #

Generic Man #12
Thu May 21 21:49:22 1992
RE: how about...
BY: Ender #95

difference between the odd good thing and a good world. When you say "HELLO!" 
to somebody on the street just to be nice, and you end up with no spleen and 
three bullets in your spine, you'll see what I mean.
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man
-----
2 equals what?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #

Ender #95
Fri May 22 10:00:17 1992
has that happened to you?  Me either.

Okay, well maybe you have to be twisted to appreciate the joys of life  
(hahahaha... yeah right).  Like me.

Okay then, just to make it hard for you guys who write and post here (which I 
do applaud you for-- I would never expose myself like that)...
-poetry that rhymes isn't real poetry.  Unleess your name is Shakespeare or Dr. 
Suess.

Ender

#

Doctor Who #3
Sat May 23 13:16:03 1992
GO away,and take my heart and smash it like a bottle.
  and with it take my love for it I'll use no more,
and with it take my mind for it will only think of you,
grasp my throat, and rip my vocal cords right out,
            and with them tale my lungs,

               for I only live for you
                     

                   -Kenneth Moody (C)1990
Doctor Who
The Gamemaster
The Evil Grinn BBS
(205)824-7421

sitting #

River Man #26
Mon May 25 12:01:14 1992

Sad but true...is the life we live
And shit in a bucket is all they give
I stand in line to get my share
The commander in charge says take it if you dare
Why you say, is life so depressing?
hold on a sec while I apply a new dressing
and I'll tell you all how I got these wounds
or maybe not...maybe its too soon


I know these poems suck but hey! I'm making them up as I go!

-=] River Man [=-

For fear isn't real #

Ender #95
Mon May 25 22:26:41 1992
(this is titleless, hell it hasn't even been integrated into a poem yet, but 
it's an idea that has been moldering in my mind for 8 months and I haven't had 
anything to put it with.)

"... innocence and white lives..."

(ta-dah)

and I have a "rumbling church" that I like the feel of, but nowhere to take 
it. 

To prove that I DO have a creative bone in my body...

                                            Ender

(and don't just steal from books...)

good times #

War Knight #16
Tue May 26 03:20:02 1992
 
I crossed the road to a better life
But before I was yielding a knife
I stood on the steps of deaths door
I walked thru the valley of the dead...But no more
I caught a glimpse of the reapers face
The master of death that could end the human race
I vowed to myself that I would change my way
Yet it seems that its a long road to take..Even today!
 
So..I crossed the road to a better life
No more shall I yield a knife
I now stand at the steps of heavens gates
I now walk thru the gardens without any hate
I shall no longer see the reapers face
Because I know now that god is the savior of the human race
I have vowed my soul to his mighty way
& Now I know that He's with me everyday!
 
-Sam McNeil- (c) 1992

Hmmm... #

Dirty Dancer #15
Tue May 26 10:18:02 1992
that was beautiful Sam and you made your point about people changing,

DD
.s

don't kiss up.... #

Cassidy #66
Sat May 30 13:07:42 1992
This is lyrics, not poetry but........

Holy Holy Moses aughta show his face
When the song of the church is food for the slave

I've been listening closely to all your lies
They ring untrue and shakle my brain with the Mumbo-Jumbo I despise
Jack sprat chewin' the fat & we all trust him (imagine that!)
The blind leading the easily led
Circling-spiraling-losing our faith

Holy Holy Moses aughta show his face
When the song of the church is food for the slave

-DAVID RYAN HARRIS (follow for now)

>""" #

Moses #49
Sun May 31 02:05:53 1992
RE: Holy Moses
BY: Cassidy #66

catchy. How about this:

Hey, rolling down, about thirty-five,
a tire slips, the world collides,
swerving on dead-grey gravel
and all the time I have left
I spent on a speeding thousand thoughts
the foremost being

gee, that car's awful cl

out goes the lights, and exit stage left
spitting up blood and broken glass
angels in blue and white asking

hey, man, you've been unconscious
what hospital would you like to go to?

mumble, mumble, slip and reply,
gee that car's awful close
Heath with my cookies
and fragments of dead-grey gravel
rattling
in my head

moses in a blue heaven looking down

Well, #

Escher #125
Mon Jun 29 19:12:02 1992
RE: GO away
BY: Doctor Who #3

Here's one I thought up just a little while ago.

    Cows.
    Cows everywhere.
    Cows wearing president Carter masks.
    Cows with machineguns.
    Too many cows.
    Too many

    Cows
    Cows
    Cows
    Death.


         Escher
           is playing massive catchup.
---
Can it get any worse than this?

poem #

Escher #125
Mon Jun 29 19:17:00 1992
Early to bed
Early to rise
All your existence
Until your demise

Always be early
Never be late
Learn all the rules
You're beginning to hate

Follow in rythem
Follow in rhyme
Always be marching
to Anothermans time

    Escher
      the amatuer Satirist.

)()()0329543098irrroj5430543054lj3=-=-3404385400u32ln43u4309 #

Moses #49
Sun May 31 07:39:44 1992
Tired, tired, going down
I am so damn tired now
time moving slow
slowing me down
cheating and then moving up
tired, tired, slowing down
time is the enemy
(ticking softly)
with each lettered rhyme
time the cheater
cheating me
well, it's time to kill time
time and time again
time always wins
and me
no longer sane
time, time, time
here and there
tired, tired, tired
i'm sorry
i'm just

slow
ing

down

stopped
moses

to learn the truth #

Moses #49
Sun May 31 08:05:50 1992
"everybody shoved him
I very nearly loved him
I said, 'Hey, listen to me
stay sane inside.'
insanity
but he locked the door 
and threw away the key."

-Rocky Horror Picture Show, movie and soundttrack

weatherman moses

99080942rkjkkjh4298u0984390054nioj54309u950j--a_____________ #

Spy'Dr #1
Sun May 31 22:09:29 1992
RE: Tired, tired
BY: Moses #49

   time marches on
   for whom the bell tolls !

 I hope that concert is what its cracked up to be !

9jio/'';[-43-=3432 #

Moses #49
Mon Jun 01 03:28:53 1992
whoa, and lookee there
death and jesus christ just walked into the 7-11
with black trenchcoats
and black shotguns
strange, thought, that death was a bald eyeless
black man with his fedora and coat
never pictured that
as death and christ moved horribly slow
and terribly fast
   and the african, skin dark as night,
   unloaded a single shell
   with a sharp crack of light 
 into the chest of Henry, old poor dead Henry
 tumbled back
and the christ, 
who sitteth on the left hand
of God
and the president of the united states
   judge the soul clean and no longer quick
   but dead
and the clerk, peering over the side toward Henry,
at the pooling blood,
gestured toward his beer
and said:
"hey, are you gonna pay for that?"

moses the gardener

iipe09-093909-032-0lklkllkew090932...38u// >>>** 0809821IIII #

Cassidy #66
Mon Jun 01 15:28:29 1992
Moses,
    Beautiful.  Reminds me of something that happened back in January to me, 
but yours seems a hell of alot more romantic.
cassidy

.>,,, #

Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jun 01 17:13:55 1992

And she died in the fall when there's lots of apples.
And John ( he wasn't but about one year old )
went and got one and put it in here coffin and said,
"Here, Mama, here's you a apple".
They buried that apple with here.

(c) 1992 J. Robertson

Ode to Sexual Frustration #

Moses #49
Mon Jun 01 22:53:38 1992
RE: Car crash
BY: Cassidy #66

Six days in a hospital, concussion, IV's, cat scans, EEGs, torn muscles, a 
pair of kidneys that almost konked out on me, and a scary amount of memory 
loss romantic? Sheesh. If that's you're idea of romantic, you may want to stop 
dating....

moses the gardener

Ode to Escher #

Spy'Dr #1
Mon Jun 01 23:10:18 1992

Bubbles of air in the crystal stream
rise as the bottle sinks into the mud.
reflections in you and relections in me -
why ? what ? where ? Love ?
Rising to the sun and the air above
echoes of forest and sky overhead.
reaching the top to solve the mystery;
who ? where ? how ? Dead ?
Now I remember what I had forgotten :
Bubbles are but quanta of atmosphere.
for what comes down must go up also,
except for the bottle - it stays down here.
(c) 1992 J. RobertsonMoses #49
Tue Jun 02 02:51:06 1992
hey mister moonshine
whatcha doin' with that gun
gonna find my father's son
with this forty-five
so
hey mister moonshine
whatcha doin' with that gun?
gonna kill my father's son
with this forty-five
and
hey sister sunshy
whatcha doin' with that wasp?
settlin' on the razor blade
by that sprig of nightshade
if you could, and th' hell you would
come over, sit by me
so
hey sister sunshy
why do you run away?
is it just me
is that what you see?
so
hey mister father time
whatcha doin' with those rhymes?
poems, lyrics, silver dimes
still the beggarman.

moses the weatherman

Cut ME #

Moses #49
Tue Jun 02 05:42:41 1992
RE: okay, listen
BY: Ender #95

poetry that Ender wrote about twenty messages back. (Scroll back a bit, yeah, 
there you go...) hmm. How about this:

all my life
all the time
I've tried to see innocence
and white lives
but still the black lies
in the blackest lives
stand still and distant
like a rumbling church
so they've warned me
and so they tell
maybe I'll listen
and maybe I won't
or maybe I'll see
finally
with unconditional
reality
the rumbling church
and crucified saints
and Judas betrayed           moses

I hate titles #

Moses #49
Tue Jun 02 05:48:29 1992
RE: Life
BY: War Knight #16

nietzche (damn german names) tells us that god is dead
with the communist state
and nealon speaks
of false christian gods, figments of imagination and lies
mormons say
don't drink caffiene, you'll go to hell
but buddha says
this is inconsequentially important

if all are true, then some make the others lie
then how should I believe them all
so I return to buddha with his koans
and clap to his teachings
with one hand

moses the gardener

:;p;2 #

Locke 2 #56
Tue Jun 02 15:20:44 1992
                Whilst I was on my daily walk,

                 I stopped a while to sit and talk.

                 Now the people to which I spoke

                 are truly quite curious folk

                I'll tell you now, they were gnomes


                At times a gnome can be

                 a pain to you and to me.

                 but most time they are great friends,

                 although money you should never lend.

                And they'll always pour up a mug of foam.


                The gnomes were quite polite this day,

                 Which, believe me, is not their way.

                 "My friends," I said,"why art thou so distraught?"

                 And after that, I was taught,

                about the evil Monster of Mome.


               "Eleven gnomes have tried and failed,

                 so listen, and listen closely, to our tale.

                 For five score and sixteen years,

                 our villageSpy'Dr #1
Tue Jun 02 21:21:09 1992
What's the puppy barking at ?
What would you do if it
was an ostrich and a bear ?
Get out the Spagetti Knife, Mable !

(c) 1992 J. Robertson

The Jester #

Moses #49
Wed Jun 03 03:15:34 1992
I almost squashed that damned roach
with an idle footless boot
missed once, missed again
I'll nail him eventually

moses

Beautiful (flowers) #

Moses #49
Wed Jun 03 03:18:53 1992
merlin moses out of the sky
watch those birds fall with saintly pride
never would have guess it you
the merlin watching, a small falcon at that
you in your old brown felt hat
and Judas crucified

merlin moses

do I feel out of place #

Moses #49
Wed Jun 03 03:38:24 1992
I write these poems 
on electronic walls
to be eventually 
scrolled backwards
erased and forgotten

I found a notebook
of my mother's poetry
old, yellowed and aged
and I saw things I'd written yesterday
and I'd see them done before
forgotten bits of this
forgotten bits of that
it ended abruptly and I wondered why

I would stumble across
things I had written
things I had enjoyed writing
and things I had despised
but it's still the same
the words are lost and gone
and the words will come again         moses

... #

Moses #49
Thu Jun 11 11:13:01 1992
I was watching a pair a children one day
one arrogant, but wishing
the company of another badly,
the other, unsure whether she
should lower her guard to him
(foolish, though, the first
complained of this, still when
he saw obvious sign that she
would an he would ask others
for their opinion of the
situation)
but one evening,
still and quiet with the watcher's mind
she asked me if I would get him
(she'd done this many times before)
and I complained, mockingly:
"What, do I look like your errand boy?"
And she said:
"Fine, I don't care," perhaps misreading my
humorous intent for social grace
and I said:
"Bullshit," seeing this game they played now in principle,
"if you didn't care, then you wouldn't've asked me to go find him."
I left, tired of human social games, looking for my room-mate  moses

..)) #

Moses #49
Fri Jun 12 23:19:27 1992
My life closed twice before its close-
It yet remains to see
If Immortality unveil
A third event to me

So huge, so hopeless to concieve
As these that twice befell,
Parting is all we know of heaven,
And all we nee of hell.

  -from the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson

Ouch #

r and shake

SMITH/GALLUP/THOMPSON/WILLIAMS/TOLHURST
(c) 1987 APB MUSIC

(a favorite in my hate mail back home)
/\/iterunner

Pathetic group of words #

Spy'Dr #1
Sat Jun 06 17:09:40 1992
Every now and then when I look in the mirror it like
aw man I'm so pale and so skinny
damn
and this scholiosis, my back's all bent and shaped
like a zig-zag.
I can't beleive that's me.

Look at me now,
stripped of my manhood.
Look at me now,
thats not the way I'm supposed to be.
Look at me now, 
stripped of my manhood.
Look at me now,
there's not much left of me.

Whenever you wake up in the morning
and the sun's shining in your face and I'm like
shit
Moses #49
Mon Jun 08 09:29:46 1992
infinity by zero
is zero just the same
and even if you're
fast enough, quick enough
to carve the water
the shapes you carve
are gone in seconds flat
but the beauty of the
water-carving lies not
in the creation, for creations die
and all things made come to an end
it lies in the skill of creation
it's all just as in
infinity multiplied
by zero                                moses the gardener

wHAT A GREAT POEM. #

Moses #49
Sat Jun 13 07:16:36 1992
"...she makes love just like a woman
yeah, she does,
and she aches just like a woman,
yeah, she does,
but she breaks just like
a little girl..."

-Bob Dylan, Just Like A Woman

song #

Spy'Dr #1
Tue Jul 07 20:10:03 1992
RE: whatever happened
BY: Spy'Dr #1

I'm sitting here typing these lines
when suddenly from outside:
"ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

I feel a sensation like the one
you feel when rough paper rubs
against your dry skin and makes 
that noise like it does.

I don't know why, its only my best friend.

(c) 1992 J. Robertson

! #

For Lack Of Villainy. #

 has shed its tears

                As the monster wrecked our homes."


                Returning every four years to snack,

                 Once again the monster's back,

                 And this time it isn't very nice.

                 He's a parasite, like fleas on mice.

                Will you help us please? Save the Gnomes!"


                So how could I refuse? How could I say no?

                "Yes," I said,"I'll slay your foe."

                 A cheer rose up from the surrounding crowd,

                 how could little people be so loud?

                Then I saw a wizened figure. In his hand a dusty tome.


                He said, "I am the Gnome-That-Knows,

                 and I know what you need to know."

                 "What do I need to know,

                 oh Gnome that knows."

               "Stop rhyming," he said,"This ain't no epic poem."


                I listened closely as he explained

                 how the Mome Monster might be pained.

                 Take the magic Sword of Gord,

                 and forge the mystic fjord.

                Let's hope youfind the monster home.


                Past the mystic forest I walked

                 up the truly magic mountain I stalked.

                 Onward through the golden cities I passed

                 At the end I stood at last

                the mystic fjord I forged into the land of Mome.


                Down a hill and through the wood,

                 I prayed, I hoped, he would be in good mood.

                 I looked about and saw a castle

                 within in which dwelled neither lord nor vassal.

                Nay, here lived the dreaded Monster of Mome.


                On the front door I quietly knocked,

                 but the door swung open, it was unlocked!

                 I was quite surprised to see,

                 a great pair of red eyes staring at me.

                I wished I was elsewhere, perhaps he coliseum at Rome.


               "What," said the Monster, "Are you doing here?"

                "I have come to slay thee, quake in fear!"

                 The monster smiled, and licked his lips,

                "I have the Sword of Gord with the sharp tip."

                 Then spoke the Monster of Mome.


                "Now," he said, "What do you have again?"

                 "I have the sword of Gord, you will be slain."

                  The monster spoke , "Good Lord, you forged

                  the mystic fjord with the Sword of Gord!"

                 And a tongue-twister did in the Monster of Mome.

Over done. #

out from my skull
and replaced it with something else
there's someone new here now
and it's not me at all

refrain

moses

Blasphemy. #

is this the woman I'm spending
my life with ? 
I mean just so ugly.
but then ugly's what
we want sometimes.

Look at you now,
stripped of your womanhood.
You can't do the
things that you used to to.
Look at you now,
stripped of your womanhood.
There's not really
much left of you.

And we just sit here
staring
into each others eyes like this and
no matter how we pretend there's really
nothing
all so different about it.
But still we just hang on
to each other 
when we really ought to
let go
you know what I mean ?
let go
let go

(c) 1992 J. Robertson


Inside Humor

Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 30 11:26:58 1994
RE: virgins..
BY: Spy'dr #1

While my purity test score is still above 90, I think it's below 94.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Sp'ange #72
Sun Jul 31 00:38:54 1994
RE: Yes...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

the ANTI-CHRIST or Stupid motherfuckin' piece of shit ass Japnese made don't
need after highschool... YOu see... I have a deep meaningful relationship with
mine...


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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Ha! #

Moses #49
Sun Jul 31 04:45:30 1994
RE: I can see it now...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

The MEANINGLESSNESS, NIHILISM, and LIFE SUCKS catagories are mine, however.

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"won't need after high school" #

Spy'dr #1
Sun Jul 31 16:12:50 1994
RE: I named mine...
BY: Sp'ange #72


     If you plan to go to college and major in just about anything related to
math in any way whatsoever, you'll find some use for a TI-85. The programming
features can be helpful to a computer science class, even.
9-----
9Hello all you happy people - Droopy

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whatever... #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:39:31 1994
RE: Calc..
BY: Dodo Haha #20


...just let me know before hand when you go out virgin hunting so i can hide 
my fiancee in the secret basement...


:)
kanji...

is this not inside -humor- #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:41:07 1994
RE: ohms law baffling ?
BY: Spy'dr #1


...of course i understand the basics of ohms law... geesh... can't a man at 
least try and be funny?

geesh...

kanji...

hehehehe.. #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:42:15 1994
RE: I can see it now...
BY: Dodo Haha #20


...that actually sounds like fun...

man.. i'm in a bad way for a life, huh?

kanji...

me... #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:45:13 1994
RE: "won't need after high school"
BY: Spy'dr #1

...i had the ti-64 myself.. still do.. you know...the one just big enough to 
do integrals... like me, it can do the bare minimum to get by with calc...

kanji...

Speakin' of Nihilism... #

Sp'ange #72
Mon Aug 01 01:25:43 1994
RE: Ha!
BY: Moses #49

I was over at a friend of mine's house, and I saw a RA/\/CID video... I didn't
know they made videos... They're badass...



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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College... #

Sp'ange #72
Mon Aug 01 01:26:43 1994
RE: "won't need after high school"
BY: Spy'dr #1

I'm not shure about college... Well I have about 2 years to figure it out...




BaNg PoW sNaP
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Rancid? Nihilism? #

Moses #49
Mon Aug 01 02:54:40 1994
RE: Speakin' of Nihilism...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Wha? Whozzere? Whazzat?

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What..? Have you NEVER heard of RanciD..? #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 03:24:48 1994
RE: Rancid? Nihilism?
BY: Moses #49

Where you been hiding..? Oh, my bad... You've been watchin' Mtv... Well you and
2 million other people will soon find out.... I hate that they have a video
now... I just hope they don't get popular like Green Day...


MeA CulpA...
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9... has taken over..!

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Hey.. #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 10:59:22 1994
RE: I named mine...
BY: Sp'ange #72

You Too?
Sometimes, I sleep with mine under my pillow.
I've thought about making a jack for it to plug into my brain...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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GEEE.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 11:00:49 1994
RE: whatever...
BY: Kanji #230

GEEEEE Kanji..
A fiancee, and you don't sleep with her?
Good grief.
Some people just DO NOT appreciate good carnality when given the 
opportunity...
              Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Ahhh... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 11:01:41 1994
RE: is this not inside -humor-
BY: Kanji #230

Come up with something like..
"Well, I just don't get quantum electrodynamics...",
or at least
"Yeah, Maxwell's equations just suck the big one..."
Ohm's law? Geez.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 11:04:40 1994
RE: College...
BY: Sp'ange #72

You should consider Tulane University, where I go.
In New Orleans, people expose themselves for beads.
Very, very.. well endowed people expose themselves for beads.
Or, at least during Mardi Gras.
Yow! You're young though - considering going to the math and 
science school? Lot's of fun, lot's of pointless rules, and 
the emotional/psychological/academic equivalent of being
dropped on an island, and someone mentioning to you that
you'll be hunted like a wild animal for the next two years..
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Oh real good... Havin' curves and vectors and such runnin'.. #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Aug 07 23:45:41 1994
RE: Hey..
BY: Dodo Haha #20

through your head all night...



I had a really cool poker game... and I did somethin to change the program so
it wouldn't work anymore... Oh well...



BaNg PoW SnAp
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I don't quit have the grades for that... #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Aug 07 23:48:25 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

And I'll be goin' into Consumer Math this year... After I do that I won't have
to take another Math or Science for the rest of my high school life...




BaNg PoW SnAp
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Actually... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 00:15:37 1994
RE: Oh real good... Havin' curves and vectors and such runnin'..
BY: Sp'ange #72

I noted the programming language's marked similarity to BASIC, so
I don't usually write games or such on it.
Still - nothing like a smooth cool TI-85 in your hand.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Tch tch tch #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 00:27:26 1994
RE: I don't quit have the grades for that...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Anyone who's interested enough to manage to be coherent on a computer
should at least take algebra....
To quote Heinlein "Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully
human. At best he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear shoes,
bathe, and not make messes in the house."
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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BASIC #

Spy'dr #1
Mon Aug 08 10:08:52 1994
RE: Actually...
BY: Dodo Haha #20


     Actually, the TI-85's language is not as unstructured as BASIC (by which I
assumne you mean BASICA or GWBASIC...). Its more like QuickBasic. Or a weird
little Pascal-esque language.
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MORE POWER.... #

Sp'ange #72
Mon Aug 08 18:18:01 1994
RE: Actually...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

ARGH ARGH ARGH... Ohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeeahhhhh....!



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
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I already taken Algebra,,,, #

Sp'ange #72
Mon Aug 08 18:19:47 1994
RE: Tch tch tch
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Geometry, And Algebra ][, and Pre-Cal.... Plus Physics I & ][... I don't want
anymore... I'm sick of the shit...


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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uh math sux #

Oderous Urungus #146
Mon Aug 08 18:39:35 1994
RE: Tch tch tch
BY: Dodo Haha #20

and what is the point in being good at
algebra and using computer's?
i have yet to come across and application where 
I needed to figure out the value of X..

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Eh? #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 19:36:17 1994
RE: MORE POWER....
BY: Sp'ange #72

More power?

"Father, I need... more life...."

Love that Bladerunner!
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Double tch tch tch #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 19:38:19 1994
RE: I already taken Algebra,,,,
BY: Sp'ange #72

No calculus? When you're tired of calculus, you're tired of life!
Actually, try looking for the elegant in mathematics and physics - the
subtle ability it has to describe the real world, and its own internal
beauty. 
Besides, your teachers probably suck.
                                     
Dodo Haha
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GEEE.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 19:40:59 1994
RE: uh math sux
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Well, any sophisticated thing you could want to do with computers
(programming) requires at LEAST a basic competency with mathematics, including
algebra and discrete mathematics.
As for fields related to mathematics, see engineering, actuarial sciences,
accountants, mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and even some biologists
(statistics in a BIG way). 
As for "everyday" fields, even if the mathematics you have learned has
no direct application, the rigorous thinking promoted by mathematics is
of high value in solving problems - after all, the major most accepted by
law schools is mathematics.
Dodo Haha
Go figure. Or integrate.
Rides again!
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nice one #

Oderous Urungus #146
Tue Aug 09 20:13:36 1994
RE: GEEE....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

golly are you like a spokesman for
the math team or what?
all you need to know ya learn in kindergarten

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 09 21:07:31 1994
RE: nice one
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Actually, in my spare time, I'm a fundamentalist calculus minister.
Sometimes, I preach in Audobon Park.
Actually, I'm only a member of the Society of Physics Students, and am not
yet a member of the American Association for the Advancement of Mathematics.
As for learning everything you need to know in kindergarten, usually
little things like computers aren't included there - they tend to focus
more on drooling and teaching you the alphabet.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Sp'ange #72
Wed Aug 10 21:43:00 1994
RE: Eh?
BY: Dodo Haha #20


Have you seen the director's cut... It's pretty cool...



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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I HATE math... #

Sp'ange #72
Wed Aug 10 21:44:44 1994
RE: Double tch tch tch
BY: Dodo Haha #20

     t's not that I'm not any good at it... It's that I despise it... My father
sits at work all day and draws what his calculator tells him to... I would hate
a job like that... I just think numbers aren't my thing...


BaNg PoW SnAp
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I was taught how to read in Kindergarten... #

Sp'ange #72
Wed Aug 10 21:48:31 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

By mom and pa... But I also learned how to use an Apple in Kindergarten... I
was playing Oregon Trail all through elementary school... So if you didn't
learn how to use a computer in kindergarten, then you grew up in a shity school
system... Wait a minute.. Could that be Mo-Byle's... 



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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shitty school system... #

Spy'dr #1
Wed Aug 10 23:17:34 1994
RE: I was taught how to read in Kindergarten...
BY: Sp'ange #72


     Well, Dodo Haha went to Baptist schools during those years. I can't speak
for their computer education. In the public schools, I had some access to
computers, but playing Oregon Trail (I especially like shooting the bear) 
didn't really advance my knowledge of computers. Actually, I didn't have
computers until 2nd or 3rd grade, but then I'm ahead of you in school... in any
case it was 1983. They got Trash 80's, and us "gifted" kids learned Basic. Then
later they had Apples, and we had this cool teacher that let us play games 
all the time. Still, I never learned much about programming at school after the
first few tentative steps into BASIC. Everything else about BASIC I figured out
at the house. First Dad borrowed a Trash 80, then bought a TI-99, and then
later we got a C64, by which time any computer in the house was basically mine
to play with without anybody else wanting to use it.
     Those of us who used computers in grade school were the 'gifted' kids,
however. The average joe kid only got to use them for things like "Snoopy
Math"... There was a middle school elective computer class, which I didn;t
take, because I think it was basically "how to use the Apple II to do
un-exciting things like word processing and making greeting cards".
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9Communist: Nuh-uh, Ed. Its ires.

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Yeah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 10 23:28:55 1994
RE: Are you speakin' of the movie "Bladerunner"..?
BY: Sp'ange #72

All I've seen is the Director's cut - really cool though.
I liked it a lot - as did a lot of other people evidently, since
they showed it at one of Tulane's weekly movies...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Well.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 10 23:48:34 1994
RE: I HATE math...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Math is seldom what people think it is (well, other than accounting)
Math is generally taught in a piss-poor fashion in high schools.
Math is all about creativity AND lots of problem solving - carrying
out dry old formulas over and over again is for computers, or the
sort of people who flip burgers.
For instance, he's a novel question - 
Label all the rational numbers on the Cartesian plane ( a 2-d plane, flat)
Is it possible to construct a line such that it intersects none of 
these points?
*-----*
|     |          
*-----* (You get the idea)
Answer: Not just one, but an infinite number! Just think about the
number of lines with irrational slopes. It may seem trivial, but it's
quite beautiful. It's like my solution to the copy machine problem - 
something so simple and elegant it strikes at the heart of your being.
Something you say "Hey, neat!" at - it's not like doing repetitious
work over and over again, like some ant. I thought this too for some
time, being poisoned by my elementary school education. Algebra gave
me a glimmer of hope, and once I took calculus I really saw the
beauty of it all. You might try one of the niftier "Pop" topics, 
like fractals, or something like that.
Just some thoughts
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Point is... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 10 23:49:40 1994
RE: I was taught how to read in Kindergarten...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Sophisticated problem solving skills are not acquired in kindergarten
to any great degree.
(It's Robert Fulgham shit that I hate!)
I do remember Oregon Trail, but only from the third or fourth grade.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Oregon Trail! #

Aravis #317
Thu Aug 11 01:18:25 1994
RE: I was taught how to read in Kindergarten...
BY: Sp'ange #72

I remember that!

Wow.. memories..

light the corners of my mind..

sorry folks..

Ohh no.. I'm getting verclempt!


Aravis

This has been Linda Richman with coffee tawlk!

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Everybody had access to computers in elementary school... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:50:05 1994
RE: shitty school system...
BY: Spy'dr #1

In about 5th grade every classroom had an Apple ][ and an IBM PS/2 in it... At
high school we had 386's up the ass...



BaNg PoW SnAp
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Yeah... I think it has one of this best endings in movie... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:52:34 1994
RE: Yeah...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

history... I have Bladerunner (Director's cut), Terminator, and Trancers all on
one tape... It's about 6 years old... I've watched that tape about 2 bazillion
times....




p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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The only thing that I liked that was mathmatical was... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:55:02 1994
RE: Well....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

The really cool fractals at the beginning of each chapter of Jurassic Park...


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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Have you seen the NEW Oregon Trail..? #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 17:56:44 1994
RE: Point is...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

It's bad... You can be a doctor, teacher and a whole slew of more people than
the original... And it has really cool music...





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9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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You know... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 19:04:45 1994
RE: Yeah... I think it has one of this best endings in movie...
BY: Sp'ange #72

I don't think I've seen Trancers? I've heard of it, but never seen it...
What's it about?
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9Did I mention how erotic long pointy noses are?

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 19:06:43 1994
RE: The only thing that I liked that was mathmatical was...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Like I said, you probably had boring teachers.
Spy'dr and I had the same geometry (well, algebra as well) teacher, and
she was mainly interested in squelching our interest in anything directly
outside the subject - things like
"NO, I don't know anything about fractals..."
"NO, Brandon, I don't know anything about four dimensional geometry...."
And so on.
Plus, I think she missed out on what all was neat about Euclidean geometry.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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What? #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 19:07:27 1994
RE: Have you seen the NEW Oregon Trail..?
BY: Sp'ange #72

Give me primitive software! No options! No point and click!
No point and click!
(Dodo is now in a fetal position)
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Well... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 22:59:40 1994
RE: You know...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I don't want to tell the plot because it would ruin it... It's an original one
though... You should check it out... There's also a ][ and a ]I[... But one is
deffinately the best... It's made by FUll Moon entertainment... It stars Tim
Thomerson...


p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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It's fun... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 23:01:13 1994
RE: What?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

The hunting is way to easy... Do you remeber how hard it was to shoot those
damn deer..?


1999 Shall be the death of us all...
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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Good... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 23:09:32 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Sp'ange #72

For cheap horror, try _Hellraiser_ or _Hellraiser: Hellbound_.
Could be somewhat cheap, but I'm enamoured of the plot.
In fact, it was part of the inspiration for my text adventure -
nifty idea - just try to get inside the box....
The ultimate Pandora myth, revisited.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Yeah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 23:12:52 1994
RE: It's fun...
BY: Sp'ange #72

I sorta do (vaguely). Damn things just wouldn't stay still!
I also remember being peeved about random things happening - I almost
made it there, and everyone got pneumonia, and I couldn't afford
medicine, and we all died, I mean RIGHT THERE!!!
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Sp'ange #72
Sat Aug 13 09:36:33 1994
RE: Yeah...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

And everyone was killed by a fire in the wagon...



1999 Shall be the death of us all...
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You know.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat May 11 23:02:12 1996
RE: Once, on the new one, I was 5 miles away from Oregon...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Give it some time. It's '96, and no death in sight yet.

                                                            Dodo Haha
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Books-a-googel

this a new sub #

Spy'dr #1
Sat May 28 09:47:12 1994
Talk about books.

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Books? #

Moses #49
Sat May 28 23:45:59 1994
RE: this a new sub
BY: Spy'dr #1

Comments welcome on:

Vonnegut?
Nabokov?
David Lindsey?
William Gibson?
Barbara Hambly, anyone?
Henry Kutner?
Ray Bradbury?
Thomas Harris?
"The Armageddon Rag," by George R. R. Martin?

Anyone?

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nabokov... #

Kanji #230
Wed Jun 08 23:14:54 1994
RE: Books?
BY: Moses #49

...was a perverted old fart... book sucked...

[funny though... you wouldn't think you'd find that bood on a um reading list  
would you?]

                                       kanji
                                 the tired of not having macros set

Perverted Old Fart? #

Moses #49
Mon Jun 13 14:26:29 1994
RE: nabokov...
BY: Kanji #230

I see you've read Lollita.

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Speaking of books: #

Moses #49
Mon Jun 13 14:28:16 1994
I recommend David Lindsey's "Mercy". If anyone has thought they were empathic
at all, or maybe "got under someone's skin", it'll scare the hell out of you.

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Lolita ? #

Spy'dr #1
Mon Jun 13 22:57:46 1994
RE: Perverted Old Fart?
BY: Moses #49


     That's the book about Amy Fisher, isn't it ?
               <grinn>

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Har har. #

Moses #49
Tue Jun 14 00:40:42 1994
RE: Lolita ?
BY: Spy'dr #1

It is to laugh. Scoff at a literary genius. 

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Try this #

Bearded One #267
Wed Jun 15 10:24:02 1994
  Hey, any of you out there ever read Dean R. Koontz's books? 
Try Dragon's Tears, and any others he writes.  Horror like books... good.

                                                Bearded One
  Buy from Data 1.... it you like D.O.A.

FUCK OFF BEARDED CLAM!!!!!!!! #

Biohazard #68
Sat Jun 18 22:49:10 1994
RE: Try this
BY: Bearded One #267

Hmm... I wonder, Why has no one replied to that weak attempt at conversation 
that you made? Dean R. Koontz writes watered down versions of books by better 
men! You would know that if you weren't so busy acting like a GEEK and LOOKING 
AT GIFS OF WOMEN SUCKING OFF HORSES!!!!!!

#

Moses #49
Fri Jul 08 01:58:54 1994
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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#

Gizmo #319
Thu Jul 14 12:46:57 1994
RE:  
BY: Moses #49


Shut up


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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 14 17:27:52 1994
RE: <G>
BY: Gizmo #319

No.

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Virtual Light? #

Escher #125
Wed Jul 20 00:39:32 1994
    The title, by gibson... anyone read it?  Anygood?  Saw an add fo it on 
television earler... was suprised that gibson would agree to anything that 
"popish"
         Escher
           commits himself.

Hey... #

Moses #49
Wed Jul 20 01:19:06 1994
RE: Virtual Light?
BY: Escher #125

Speaking of which (I may have already told you), I've heard that "Johnny
Mnemonic" is coming out as a movie... anyone else got any word on that?

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popish ? #

Spy'dr #1
Wed Jul 20 22:07:03 1994
RE: Virtual Light?
BY: Escher #125


     Isn't that an old word for "Catholic" ?
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A movie? #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 24 17:10:06 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Moses #49

Wow! I always wanted to use a SQUID to get stuff out of my head....

Street ninjas in that one too. Hope it's violent.

Speaking of movies, anyone seen _True Lies_? Great flick - lots of
violence, Jamie Lee Curtis does a great transformation from
mousy house wife to sex kitten.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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But Dodo! #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 01:44:37 1994
RE: A movie?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

You don't have any microchips buried in your brain! Your mind is perfectly,
er... untampered!

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I don't? #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 09:59:34 1994
RE: But Dodo!
BY: Moses #49

Then that must explain the skull fracture last year when I tried to
plug the null modem cable in....
Dodo Haha
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cussler #

Longshot #361
Mon Jul 25 13:04:15 1994
Does anyone know of any movies made of Clive Cusslers books. Someone REALLY 
needs to make a movie of Dragon or Sahara.
LONGSHOT

I'm sorry Dodo. #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 16:28:51 1994
RE: I don't?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

The microchip just _isn't_ in your _skull_. <hehehehehehe...>

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Yeah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 17:38:46 1994
RE: I'm sorry Dodo.
BY: Moses #49

But maybe some sort of small, nasty, reptilian Geigeresque thing
is, waiting to pop out, waiting to spray bone shrapnel everywhere.
Dodo Haha
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All I know... #

Escher #125
Tue Jul 26 00:40:21 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Moses #49

    W/ regards to Johnney Mneumonic- Keanu Reeves plays johhney.  That's all 
the additional info I have (From an Entertainment magazine interview w/ keanu 
a few weeks back.)
         Escher

A definite possibility- #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 00:57:43 1994
RE: Yeah...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Tune in next week as Dodo Haha battles the lovecratian horrors better left
unknown-

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How- #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 00:58:03 1994
RE: All I know...
BY: Escher #125

Odd. 

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Movies, TV, etc. (used to be misc. ent.)

Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 10 13:29:18 1993
Has anyone seen the movie, or the ads for the movie "In Search of Bobby
Fischer?" I'd appreciate any information anyone has on it, since I think
I want to go see it.
 Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

Yes, Actually.... #

Phish #516
Wed Aug 11 03:28:59 1993
RE: No..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

Have you ree terrorists handbook? It's rather nice...

Yes.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Aug 11 07:11:06 1993
RE: Yes, Actually....
BY: Phish #516

    I have.. Interesting..  The things are soo easy to get from "CHEMISTRY IS 
YOUR FRIEND" Mr. Joosten, my old Chemistry teacher..  Or whatever he was..
                           ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

Doesn't remember a single class name..

How could you not know everything there is to know about it? #

Eeyore #373
Wed Aug 11 11:44:46 1993
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

The damn commercials are on for it every two minutes.  But none of it sticks in
my head...I think there's suppossed to be a sneak preview on like the
seventeenth or something.  

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 11 21:41:18 1993
RE: How could you not know everything there is to know about it?
BY: Eeyore #373

My principal question is "Is it any good?"
 Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

I have no idea if it's good... #

Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 10:42:16 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

The critics seem to like it...which means I'd probably hate it.  The critics
loved "A River Runs Through It" too, and that was the WORST movie I've seen in
my entire life!

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

Hmmmm... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:09:04 1993
RE: I have no idea if it's good...
BY: Eeyore #373

Well, I don't trust the likes of Siskel and Ebert - the fat one (Siskel?)
reminds me too much of Willard Scott... Critics occasionally get one right by
sheer chance, so I'll see...
 Dodo Haha
-----
I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

but brandon you look kinda like the fat one #

Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:46:14 1993
RE: Hmmmm...
BY: Dodo Haha #20




hehe
who else does brandon look like



D
 e
  m
   o
    n

inquireing (spelling????) hamsters wanna know
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

Have a blast. #

Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:08:11 1993
RE: Hmmmm...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

You know, I had a boyfriend once who was really into chess.  Suppossedly he was
really good.  I wouldn't know...I never learned to play and I couldn't tell a
king from a knight.

Brandon, I beleive... #

Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:08:42 1993
RE: but brandon you look kinda like the fat one
BY: Demon #116

He also looks like a cherub.

Ha ha ha... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:21:43 1993
RE: but brandon you look kinda like the fat one
BY: Demon #116

I'm not fat, I'm well built.
                             Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

I do not #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:22:11 1993
RE: Brandon, I beleive...
BY: Eeyore #373

Look like a cherub! I do not!
 Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

PCU #

Spy'dr #1
Sat May 28 09:46:08 1994

     Anybody seen PCU ?

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Nope. #

Moses #49
Sat May 28 23:46:22 1994
RE: PCU
BY: Spy'dr #1

Any good?

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I dunno #

Spy'dr #1
Sun May 29 00:27:59 1994
RE: Nope.
BY: Moses #49


I've not seen it either. I was wanting somebody to tell ME if it was good. I've
read that it makes fun of a "Political Correct University" (hence, PCU). It was
apparently written either by college students or people who were in college
recently enough to know about that sort of thing.

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P.C.U. #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun May 29 00:34:36 1994
RE: Nope.
BY: Moses #49

EXCELLENT.... TWO ΩΩ CONDOMS UP...

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p.c.u #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun May 29 00:36:07 1994
RE: I dunno
BY: Spy'dr #1

GEORGE "FUNK" CLINTON plays in it...

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Trek viewers choice #

Spy'dr #1
Sun May 29 01:08:56 1994

If you missed the Star Trek: The Next Generation Viewer's Choice Marathon,
here's the winning episodes, listed Letterman-style:

5. Relics
4. The Inner Light
3. Yesterday's Enterprise
2. The Best of Both Worlds, part I
1. The Best of Both Worlds, part II

I'm not sure if I agree that those are the 5 best, but I shouldn't complain
since I never voted.

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A couple of post sof the NZ #

Moses #49
Sun May 29 02:24:59 1994
RE: I dunno
BY: Spy'dr #1

said it sucked. Outside that, I dunno.

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PCU #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sun May 29 11:32:45 1994
RE: A couple of post sof the NZ
BY: Moses #49

I think I'm one of those people who said it sucked..
and YES it REALLY SUCKS BAD!!
I wanted my money back after that stupid thing,it is one of those movies that
will go straight to Usa Up all Night....I don't even think it would have been
worth seeing at the dollar movie...
but this is all my opinion....

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Maybe I'll see it at the dollar flick. #

Moses #49
Sun May 29 18:37:40 1994
RE: PCU
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Then again, maybe not.

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kinda' like flinstones... #

Kanji #230
Wed Jun 08 23:18:30 1994
RE: PCU
BY: Oderous Urungus #146


...that was one of the biggest let downs this year... worse than having to 
read nabokov...

                                       kanji
                                  the yabba-dabba-[yack-spew-barf]

flints #

Oderous Urungus #146
Thu Jun 09 11:18:50 1994
RE: kinda' like flinstones...
BY: Kanji #230

...I haven't seen it,but you have to understand,it was meant
for the younger viewer.....
but PCU was sad bcuz it was supposed to be funny,but I don't think I would have
liked it if I was 12 yrs old.
Ace ventura was pretty good, or atleast was good for a dollar..

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Can... #

Kronos #262
Thu Jun 09 12:26:10 1994
RE: Trek viewers choice
BY: Spy'dr #1



    Can someone gimmie a recap on what happened in those five episodes..
Kronos
K¿┐û┐ñ
....Please turn on my ANSI while I am gone Mr. Spy'dr

Flinstones.. #

Kronos #262
Thu Jun 09 12:28:34 1994
RE: kinda' like flinstones...
BY: Kanji #230




         I think that everyone knew from the minute that they saw the first 
add for the movie that it was gonna be a flop...





Kronos
K¿┐û┐ñ

recap of Trek top 5 #

Spy'dr #1
Thu Jun 09 18:42:00 1994
RE: Can...
BY: Kronos #262


5. Relics - Scotty is rescued from the surface of a mysterious Dyson sphere.

4. The Inner Light - an alien probe causes Picard to relive the life of a
                     planet destroyed 1000 years ago.

3. Yesterday's Enterprise - the Enterprise C appears 20 years out of its
                            normal time.

2. Best of Both Worlds, part 1  }  Picard is caputured by the Borg,
                                }  who intend to "assimilate"
1. Best of Both Worlds, part 2  }  humanity...

9-----
9Capitalist: Its my nintendo, Moike.
9Communist: Nuh-uh, Ed. Its ires.

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You really don't like Nabokov, do you? #

Moses #49
Mon Jun 13 14:28:55 1994
RE: kinda' like flinstones...
BY: Kanji #230

Jeez. What a weirdo.

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no... #

Kanji #230
Tue Jun 14 23:52:42 1994
RE: You really don't like Nabokov, do you?
BY: Moses #49

...i'm not a wierdo....


..i just don't like anyone that's more perverted than i am...


oops...

...was that overdisclosure or what?

                                    kanji
                             the slightly red faced..

Man. #

Moses #49
Wed Jun 15 13:34:08 1994
RE: no...
BY: Kanji #230

You're just basing you entire judgement on, yes, my friends, a _decent_ writer,
on one book. Lollita. ONE book. You're a weirdo. 

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Anybody know about ST:Voyager? #

Filthy #152
Sat Jun 25 00:35:11 1994
I wanna know when it starting!!!!!!
Do you have any Idea?

Filthy
the cool and hot.

ST:Voyager... #

Spy'dr #1
Sat Jun 25 11:36:24 1994
RE: Anybody know about ST:Voyager?
BY: Filthy #152


I hope that it at least comes to one of our local stations... I would hate to
have it start but not be able to see it...
9-----
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Star Trek: Voyager #

Dr. Demento #71
Sat Jun 25 19:46:08 1994
RE: ST:Voyager...
BY: Spy'dr #1

Paramount is in the midst of creating a TV Network (like FOX did).  WJTC TV44
is a candidate for become an affiliate with them.  The Paramount Network is
where Star Trek: Voyager will be shone.  So if WJTC TV44 gets the contract,
then we'll see Star Trek: Voyager.  If not, oh well.

                                                            The Doc

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#

Moses #49
Fri Jul 08 01:59:07 1994
AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

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#

Gizmo #319
Thu Jul 14 12:47:42 1994
RE:  
BY: Moses #49


Shut up

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 14 17:28:24 1994
RE: <G>
BY: Gizmo #319

Are you beginning to sense a trend?

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- #

Oderous Urungus #146
Thu Jul 14 17:39:13 1994
RE: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
BY: Moses #49

No.

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That's okay- #

Moses #49
Fri Jul 15 03:41:36 1994
RE: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

because Aravis loves you despite the fact that he/she/it thinks you're a jerk.

(With apologies to Aravis.)

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sniff sniff #

Oderous Urungus #146
Fri Jul 15 10:59:06 1994
RE: That's okay-
BY: Moses #49

I'm touched:)
but I think I deserve to be a jerk after having to put
up with the garabage I get from old farts all day on the phone at Sear's.
you want people that suck?try talking to those old fart-knockers that have too
much time on their hands..

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sears #

Aravis #317
Fri Jul 15 14:49:55 1994
I applied for a job at sears but i have heard that it is awful..

oderous.. i really hope you know that most of what i say is in jest and i am
not really attacking you..(or anyone else..) a lot gets lost in msg online
because you don't hear the tone of voice someone would normally say something
in or see their expression..

i don't care what anybody listens to or whatever.. i think these little
"debates" are funny.. if you are taking it all seriouly, then don't..

moses, do i know you? my husband says he does and that your name is ian..

 
 
 
                                    Aravis

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Hmn- #

Moses #49
Fri Jul 15 17:15:41 1994
RE: sniff sniff
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

Hold on. Lemmee check.  <pause, skritch, shuffle, shuffle>

Yeah, that's on my Top Ten List of Things That Would Drive Me Slowly Insane.

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I dunno... #

Moses #49
Fri Jul 15 17:19:03 1994
RE: sears
BY: Aravis #317

That would require me asking three questions:

1) Who are you?
2) Who is your husband?
3) How did you survive the bomb?

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Spy'dr #1
Sat Jul 16 00:50:33 1994
RE: sniff sniff
BY: Oderous Urungus #146


     Try making deliveries to people who don't know their own address and
apparently thing left and right are interchangeable.
9-----
9Capitalist: Its my nintendo, Moike.
9Communist: Nuh-uh, Ed. Its ires.

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yup #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sat Jul 16 12:01:49 1994
RE: sears
BY: Aravis #317

I don't take anything anyone says serious.
In fact, I don't take anything in life serious.
but Sear's does suck...they will hire anyone so it's not a matter
of getting a position,it's how long you can go without going nuts or
how well you can tolerate talking to a total idiot on the phone.

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i see the prob. #

The Doctor #415
Sat Jul 16 15:23:03 1994
RE: sniff sniff
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

o. u. is just needs a hobie and oh he found one pick on every one.

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cant... #

The Doctor #415
Sat Jul 16 15:25:20 1994
RE: Hmn-
BY: Moses #49

cant go places you you are ready are it the time thingy 3rd dimintion(sp?)

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just kinding #

The Doctor #415
Sat Jul 16 15:26:30 1994
RE: i see the prob.
BY: The Doctor #415



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Thanatos Pale #72
Sun Jul 17 01:31:07 1994
RE: sniff sniff
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

ya some day... I'll call and call until I get you... Hahaahahahahaha....

Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
9-----
9S└¡zZeM S└/╡zZΣm>>>»»

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you should try #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sun Jul 17 11:12:50 1994
RE: I think I'll call...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

Just call about 1,000 times and I think you might
eventually get me..I just love it when people say, I just talked
with Shanequa or something and then say,can you put her on??
so I guess I should stand up in the middle of the room and yell out for that
operator or something...

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Doctor? #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 18 00:27:44 1994
RE: cant...
BY: The Doctor #415

You've broken my brain.

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Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jul 18 20:55:02 1994
RE: you should try
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

I like the ethnic theme of "Encore".... Ha ha ha...

BaNg PoW sNaP
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6░▒▓▒░  (205) 824 7363  ░▒▓▒░


TH B1FF SUB!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY K00L !!!!!!!1!!!!!1!! #

B1ff #534
Thu May 26 17:47:55 1994
SPY'DR GAVE ME MY ON SUB KOS I.M. SUCH A K00L D00D !

N0 LUSERS LAMERS OR POSERS ALLOWED !!!!1!!!!!!!!

L8R D00DZ !!!!!

about this sub, and about B1FF #

Spy'dr #1
Thu May 26 17:54:15 1994

Anytime you feel like playing stupid, you can log on as B1FF.
The password for B1FF is K00L. 
(make sure you spell B1FF with a 1 (number one) instead of I).
The B1FF account is incapable of being used for anything except
posting to this sub.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 4821***

K00L D00D BuT YoU SuCK CUz YOrE not As k0oL as Me!!!!!11!!! #

Biohazard #68
Sat May 28 01:11:02 1994
RE: HEY K00L !!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!
BY: B1ff #534

KaLL THE S0NiK TEmPAl 2o5-343-93oO IT'Z pHUlL oF k00L PEOpEL!11!1!1!11!!!!!!


              PHuK THE WeRLD!!!

I would... #

Moses #49
Sat May 28 23:47:50 1994
RE: K00L D00D BuT YoU SuCK CUz YOrE not As k0oL as Me!!!!!11!!!
BY: Biohazard #68

but it's hasn't been up everytime I called. It does this:

@4╥d¼k{√pq)√mA┬╕«
NO CARRIER

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7██The Evil Grinn BBS██Bayou La Batre, AL██(205) 824 7363██ 
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I tried... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun May 29 00:37:50 1994
I tried using that B1FF and pw: kool but it said 
ILLEGAL LOGON
?

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

hmm... #

Spy'dr #1
Sun May 29 01:04:14 1994
RE: I tried...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72


Remember, those are 0s ( zeros) in the K00L, not the letter 0.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

HEY MR SYSOP PERSON #

B1ff #534
Sun May 29 01:05:41 1994
RE: hmm...
BY: Spy'dr #1

I SPEL IT LYKE THAT KOS THATS THE KK00L WHAT TA SPEL K00L.

oNe aFterz th OthEr'sszzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #

B1ff #534
Sun May 29 02:32:30 1994
i kIll U
ien Giy ET tu.
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
baby]
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn
kiLL u Azxzzzzzzzzzzzzz suRe azzzzzz bLaDezzzzz

                                                           b1ff

You should probably #

Biohazard #68
Sun May 29 09:33:07 1994
RE: I tried...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

TyPe iT likE this K00L wIf' Da 0's

uhh... halo... anibudi dair... #

B1ff #534
Sun May 29 13:11:58 1994
I's gut it WurkIn' Prity K00l HuhHhuhuhh don't not be fuun buts it gO cruzI 
dOwN de RodE tHe mAn iS thE emena ANt WEEs Guna kIll sUmBudi...

What? #

Moses #49
Sun May 29 18:39:28 1994
RE: uhh... halo... anibudi dair...
BY: B1ff #534

What does the man is the what? mean? What is that? "Emena"? Is that a word? 

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7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
6\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Emena... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun May 29 19:55:03 1994
redneck\dumbass for "enemy"...

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7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
6\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

uhh... ewpifepi... #

B1ff #534
Sun May 29 21:19:16 1994
HI MY NAMES IS BIGGEN AND I'S LIKES TO WROTE ON BBSES IT FUUN TWO DOO I LIKES 
TWOO HAD FUUN I'S RALLY K00L I'S CANN SPALL MINE NAMEE AND I'S NOSE MINES 
ADREST TO DIS IS SO PHUN... HULLOOO TWO ULL DE PEPOL FRUM UMEGI KUNSERN DAY R 
SO K00L... I'S WIS DAY DONUT HAT MAY SOO MUT... BI BI
SAVE
SAVE
SAVE 
SAVE
SAVE
SAVE
SAVE
SAVE
SAVE

Aha. #

Moses #49
Mon May 30 00:58:24 1994
RE: Emena...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

All is clear.

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7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
6\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

yes #

Oderous Urungus #146
Mon May 30 13:37:56 1994
RE: uhh... ewpifepi...
BY: B1ff #534

what is b1ff mean?is that supposed to be elite type for biff?
judging by your messages,the way they are done, one might get the impression
your Rubert.

8░░▒▒▓▓█ ▀▄   ▄▀ The Evil Grinn BBS ▀▄   ▄▀ █▓▓▒▒░░
7░░▒▒▓▓█ ▄     ▄ Bayou La Batre, AL ▄     ▄ █▓▓▒▒░░
6░░▒▒▓▓█  ▀▀▀▀▀    (205) 824 7363    ▀▀▀▀▀  █▓▓▒▒░░

That's #

Biohazard #68
Mon May 30 16:05:57 1994
RE: yes
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

you are Rubert, or perhaps You're Rubert... Your Rubert is used in a different 
context (e.g. Is this your Rubert?) Your is possesive, whereas You're is a 
contraction for You are.. I hope I made myself abundantly clear.

s #

B1ff #534
Tue May 31 13:34:40 1994
Shit I am de b1ff one Rube is my friend we both come from irvington
we are both bisexual
uh...
That means we like pigs and sheep
ok bye now

yeah #

Dr. Demento #71
Wed Jun 01 01:59:36 1994
RE: s
BY: B1ff #534

Sounds like Rubert to me!

                                                       The Doc

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

this was ok.... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Tue Jun 07 16:08:17 1994
at first but now it's bo bo(lame)

8░░▒▒▓▓█ ▀▄   ▄▀ The Evil Grinn BBS ▀▄   ▄▀ █▓▓▒▒░░
7░░▒▒▓▓█ ▄     ▄ Bayou La Batre, AL ▄     ▄ █▓▓▒▒░░
6░░▒▒▓▓█  ▀▀▀▀▀    (205) 824 7363    ▀▀▀▀▀  █▓▓▒▒░░

Hey duuuuuuuuuuuuud #

Kronos #262
Thu Jun 09 12:34:26 1994
RE: K00L D00D BuT YoU SuCK CUz YOrE not As k0oL as Me!!!!!11!!!
BY: Biohazard #68




         SHUT UP DUUUUUUUUUUUUUD...The SoNiK TeMPaL was k00l....


    until stupid folks like you logged on

Kronos
K¿┐û┐ñ

hey #

Midnight Runner #172
Thu Jun 09 21:46:09 1994
hey

8  /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
6\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Sonic Temple #

Dr. Demento #71
Thu Jun 09 22:03:23 1994
RE: Hey duuuuuuuuuuuuud
BY: Kronos #262

What ever happened to the Temple?  Will it ever be up again?

Man I hated that stupid front door thingamabob.
                                                            The Doc


8░▒▓▒░The Evil Grinn BBS░▒▓▒░
7░▒▓▒░Bayou la Batre, AL░▒▓▒░
6░▒▓▒░  (205) 824 7363  ░▒▓▒░

. #

The Midnight Dialer #51
Fri Jun 10 23:36:47 1994
RE: hey
BY: Midnight Runner #172

Shut up. You suck. Change your alias.

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Shut up. You suck. Change your alias. #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sat Jun 11 04:57:15 1994
RE: .
BY: The Midnight Dialer #51

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa................

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7██The Evil Grinn BBS██Bayou La Batre, AL██(205) 824 7363██ 
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Hmmm.... #

Kronos #262
Mon Jun 13 00:26:19 1994
RE: Sonic Temple
BY: Dr. Demento #71



         Maybee.....but It will be a private CLOSED system....with a new name 
and everything...I will have more control over it .....so it will be a bit 
more cool looking...Ya know....You'll get on but Leeches, Porn Freaks, and 
L(u)zers will not be...

Kronos
K¿┐û┐ñ

tHis SuB #

B1ff #534
Sat Jul 02 04:48:40 1994
I tHiNk tHat ThIs SUB iS PhUkKin' dead... OdErOuS SuCkS!!!
GWAR is a shitty glam rock pussy band!!! Only shitheadz listen to that sorry 
ass shit...
                                       WhateverBì╒╒This is the Ctrl-F Macro

Hmn. #

Moses #49
Sat Jul 02 05:52:35 1994
RE: tHis SuB
BY: B1ff #534

One of the Oderous bashers, I see, using the B1ff password.

8  /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
6\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

haha RubErT is bored #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sat Jul 02 16:37:33 1994
RE: tHis SuB
BY: B1ff #534

oh I see,
wittle RubERt is bored and wants someone to leave him
a message..nice try rUb but i know you could careless about gwar.
try something better than Gwar bashing or Oderous bashing to get 
some attention...

8  /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
6\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

no b1ff is really that st00pid #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sat Jul 02 16:38:19 1994
RE: Hmn.
BY: Moses #49

itz RubeRt.
understand?

8░▒▓▒░The Evil Grinn BBS░▒▓▒░
7░▒▓▒░Bayou la Batre, AL░▒▓▒░
6░▒▓▒░  (205) 824 7363  ░▒▓▒░

LK\I #

B1ff #534
Sun Jul 17 16:05:10 1994
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
LK/I
B1FF FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B1FF IZ HERE! #

B1ff #534
Sun Jul 17 16:06:46 1994
SEND MAIL TO B1FF!!
ME B1FF
ME KOOL
UGH
CAVEMAN
B1FF

B1FF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOOOOOOZERS #

B1ff #534
Sun Jul 17 16:07:42 1994
HEY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOZERSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH #

B1ff #534
Sun Jul 17 16:09:12 1994
B1FF

B1FF #

B1ff #534
Sun Jul 17 16:11:52 1994
EAT MORE FIBER SAY B1FF............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BRANFLAKESYUMSAYB1FFREADWITHOUTSPACESSAYB1FFHEYAREYOUFUCKINGBLINDISAIDREADWITHO
UTSPACESIAMKOOLMANANDYOUALLWANTTOBEMESAYB1FFIWOULDNTLETYOUBEMEEVERBECAUSEIAMKOO
LANDYOUARENOTKOOLMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

tell us b1ff #

Oderous Urungus #146
Sun Jul 17 22:51:54 1994
RE: B1FF
BY: B1ff #534

waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
l8r mr. B1ff....
congratulations...

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7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
6\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

HEY gUyZZ #

B1ff #534
Tue Jul 19 23:08:10 1994
h1, GuyZ.  1 Ju5t wANteD t0 Te11 y0u ab0UT mY g00d fr1ENd eD mAYfie1D.

watch the password #

Aurum #540
Tue Jul 19 23:12:06 1994
The password for the B1FF account is not K00L.  It's spelled with O's, not
zeros (KOOL).

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7██The Evil Grinn BBS██Bayou La Batre, AL██(205) 824 7363██ 
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Short lived sub... #

Sp'ange #72
Tue Aug 02 06:26:04 1994
MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA...
Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone
else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what
that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means,
besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides
me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA
CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does
anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else
know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that
means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides
me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?
MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA...
Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone
else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what
that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means,
besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides
me..?/MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA
CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does
anyone else know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else
know what that means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that
means, besides me..?MEA CULPA... Does anyone else know what that means, besides
me..?s
9-----
9Doesn't it all SUCK..?

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7██The Evil Grinn BBS██Bayou La Batre, AL██(205) 824 7363██ 
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Mother of all War subs (FLAMES go here)

oh shit #

Demon #116
Thu Apr 22 00:29:42 1993
RE: I
BY: Generic Man #12

I would not wish the meeting of my sis on anyone


oh you poor soul


exquize      
    me



D
 e
  m
   o
    n
-----
What me smoke


oh no that would be 


illegal


   

i hit a cat once... #

Myrddin #147
Thu Apr 22 07:21:34 1993
hit it in the middle ran over it with me back tire...1.6 tons...and it just ran
away...go figure

Actually, #

Daveros #200
Thu Apr 22 11:00:30 1993
RE: awww...
BY: Eeyore #373

I have more trouble with hitting birds. Four of them in about six months. Ask 
T4A.
                                                    DAVEROS
 I'm the white rabbit

I've had #

Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 22 16:39:08 1993
RE: oops...
BY: Generic Man #12

a ton of the damn things attack my car.  They must be trying to attach
themselves to the windsheild or something...its rather disgusting.  But a note
to all you who think I truly hate cats...
I ALWAYS take them to the vet, and I pay too, even if they find the owner.  I
consider it my fault, since the cat is obviously too stupid to be expected to
stay out of the way of a fast moving ton of metal.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

aw, hell... #

Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 22 16:41:21 1993
RE: Actually,
BY: Daveros #200

That's nothing, man!  I had a friend who hit two moose within ten minutes!  bad
stretch of road.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

surely #

Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 22 19:44:18 1993
RE: you 
BY: Demon #116

you can't be serious. A small joke, kind sir. Kind of like bananas.
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

don #

Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 22 19:45:08 1993
RE: oh shit 
BY: Demon #116

worry. It wasn't your fault. You remember, she always came down here last year 
for whatever reason.
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

hmmm... #

Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 22 19:47:24 1993
RE: I've had
BY: Eeyore #373

NO. NEver would we think you hate cats. I heard nothing about cat stew. 
Actually, cats who get run over have been shown to be trying to hitchhike to 
North Carolina. 
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

N.C.? #

Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 22 20:39:02 1993
RE: hmmm...
BY: Generic Man #12

Then they're even stupider than I thought.  I was always heading in the
opposite direction.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

Hi. #

Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:06:25 1993
RE: Have you..
BY: Eeyore #373

Nothing better than a good cat, huh?  Couldn't hurt, I guess.

Hi, slow and stupid! #

Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:08:07 1993
RE: Torture?
BY: Eeyore #373

You LIVE for torture?  Torture might be your friend.  Perhaps that's what 
happened.  Scalpel slipped a bit, huh?

Hi. #

Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:09:08 1993
RE: you 
BY: Demon #116

I don't even dislike you, I just pity you.

Hi. #

Ashicanistran #88
Thu Apr 22 21:09:55 1993
RE: I've had
BY: Eeyore #373

What, they let you drive?

Horses? #

Escher #125
Thu Apr 22 23:28:22 1993
RE: Torture?
BY: Eeyore #373

    Has Eeyore betrayed a soft spot?  Look!  Alia - this is where you can 
strike back - tell her about the horse pita!
         Escher
.es

horses #

Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Apr 23 06:42:20 1993
RE: Horses?
BY: Escher #125

are not her softspot.
The're just her concentration.






Gregor's Mentor
And the beat goes on...

But.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Apr 23 12:23:02 1993
RE: oh shit 
BY: Demon #116

    Demon, I thought she was DEAD!!!
                              ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

But Kaeon still doesn't work..

they are #

Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:16:30 1993
RE: Hi.
BY: Ashicanistran #88

Especially tasty with a dash of Cajun seasonings and cheese.   The only problem
is that expression, "you are what you eat", is apparently true.  Ask Myrddin.
I have a nasty problem with making purring noises and cat growls.  At least I
haven't been declawed, yet.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

yes, they let me drive. #

Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:17:12 1993
RE: Hi.
BY: Ashicanistran #88

But only on the sidewalks.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .
 The EEYORE rides again! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

you misunderstand, my friend. #

Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:18:45 1993
RE: Horses?
BY: Escher #125

I merely said it wasn't right to torture horses.

I never said their meat wasn't edible.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

HMPF. #

Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 16:19:20 1993
RE: horses
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372

I have no softspots.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

I #

Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Apr 23 17:19:24 1993
RE: HMPF.
BY: Eeyore #373

didn't say you had a soft spot.
But you are awfully tickelish.


Gregor's Mentor
Who was that masked messiah?

ticklish? #

Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 23 18:20:48 1993
RE: I
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372

As if you would know.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

Me, lose, to you, #

Grey Wolf #312
Fri Apr 23 19:48:39 1993
RE: oh, good.
BY: Eeyore #373

Hhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahah.  Woah,  whew.  For a minute
there, I thought you were serious.


I don't know of any elves with my alias.  Do tell.

               Somewhere over the rainbow
                  big fish die...

Listen Eeyore, #

Grey Wolf #312
Fri Apr 23 19:55:10 1993
RE: they are
BY: Eeyore #373

I am going to be completely serious with you for a minute.  IF you do not stop
commenting on cat cuisine,  I will be more than happy to kick your ass.  You,
in all your tough words and hopeless lack of wit are dangerously close to
making me very mad.  I have been reasonably nice to you so far, so don't push
me.  NO ONE, and I mean NO ONE will live for very long if you don't cease this
discussion right now.  If you do not, I will hunt you down.  If I don't get
you, I will kill your family and friends until I find you.  Rest assured, this
is a threat and a very serious one.  Have a nice day.
                                   Grey Wolf

Again... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Apr 24 01:16:07 1993
RE: Listen Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312

They're just animals.
Animals without sapience.
Animals without ethical codes.
Animals who sole value (at leat for modern humans), are as pets, and
they can be annoying even then.
Conclusion: cats aren't that valuable.
Dodo Haha
-----
Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!

do please #

Generic Man #12
Sat Apr 24 22:47:37 1993
RE: N.C.?
BY: Eeyore #373

explain why cats would want to go south.
why?
does that mean you're going backwards when you're pointed north?
you are confusing me!
just because you're reading oer my shoulder?
um hum.
should I be typing in cyrillic or something?
no, just speak jackass!
I don't know that much in jackass. I stopped talking to mommy years ago
your mother was adonkey?!?
in a past life. 
ahhh....I was the child of an aardvark and a racoon.
so that comes out a donkey. Sorry, I'm not up on my genetics.
You didn't learn genetics in California.
YOU'RE the one from California. I'm from redneckville, remember?
I got confused.
I think the computer is confused as well. 
At least its not MY computer, FESS.  He's evil.  He wants to eat me alive.
kinky
you bet.  his chips got a little too hot.
what kind of computer is this? I think I should find one
What kind do you think?  Its evil!  Therefore it is an IBM!!!!!!!!
But it's not a C16
True.  At least the commodore is too dumb to plot against you!
Mine was coming along. That's why it had to leave.
Where did it go?
It got sold when I bought a Canon. IT'S NOT A COPIER!
Oh.  Its a camera, then.
Bet it has a great scanner.

my, my #

Generic Man #12
Sat Apr 24 22:49:22 1993
RE: Listen Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312

what a happy, sweet, kind, and neurotic message.
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

... #

Delicia #341
Sun Apr 25 01:05:51 1993
RE: Again...
BY: Dodo Haha #20



all life is valuable and that should not be judged by anyone...let alone by 
some environment destroying human.


-delicia

...likes animals--even humans.

well #

Demon #116
Sun Apr 25 04:01:21 1993
RE: But..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

I did a n experiment and brouht her back as a teen-aged slut




e gads 



D
 e
  m
   o
    n
-----
Thinks he should change his tagline


Hmmm.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Apr 25 08:28:26 1993
RE: ...
BY: Delicia #341

Could you please prove that?
Since "value" implies a scale, it seems somewhat contradictory.
When you state something is "of value", there are several implicit 
questions, such as 
"Of value to whom?"
"Of how great a value?"
Judgement is necessary to determine whether something is of value or not, so
it it impossible to state "this thing is of value", without stating why- that
is to say, why it has been judged to be so.
Dodo Haha
-----
Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!

I was driving #

Group 44 #227
Sun Apr 25 20:29:03 1993
RE: Listen Eeyore,
BY: Grey Wolf #312

the other day, and found some road cat.  Anyone ever had it?  "Sun baked and
road tenderized".  Yum, yum.  Eeyore, you should try it, it's almost as good as
the TRUE Cajun dish of blackened cat.

He he. You two are nuts. #

Grey Wolf #312
Sun Apr 25 21:37:31 1993
RE: do please
BY: Generic Man #12

hehehe .  That was fun, we should go more often.

                                   Grey Wolf

i #

Gregor'S Mentor #372
Mon Apr 26 07:13:30 1993
RE: I was driving
BY: Group 44 #227

would like to say that blackened anything is not a cajun dish.  Blackening is 
a recent cooking invention.  The orrigional cajuns never did it.



Gregor's Mentor
And the beat goes on...

yeah in the good old days #

Phil Massey #152
Mon Apr 26 12:08:53 1993
RE: i
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372

Back in the good old days when a cajun wanted blackend red fish,
he had to burn it

that's sweet of you to give me the tip, #

Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 16:01:20 1993
RE: I was driving
BY: Group 44 #227

But I promised Grey Wolf I wouldn't do that anymore.  I'll just nibble on the
occasional kitten once in a while....

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... #

Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 16:03:14 1993
RE: He he.  You two are nuts.
BY: Grey Wolf #312

Oh, yes, jolly fun.  I just love being told Im going to go to jail!  I've got
news for Dodo Haha and the Integral...
I love you, but Im NOT going to jail for you!

no #

Gregor'S Mentor #372
Mon Apr 26 18:17:43 1993
RE: yeah in the good old days
BY: Phil Massey #152

the cajuns just didn't eat blackened food.


Gregor's Mentor
Who was that masked messiah?

ah but Eeyore... #

The Integral #374
Mon Apr 26 18:55:16 1993
RE: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BY: Eeyore #373


               You will if Mister Mean Policeman makes you.
                             he he he..HA HA HA.

                           ⌠               2
                           (The Integral) dx
                           
                "... sometimes it's advantageous to be a minor.."

really.... #

Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 20:39:32 1993
RE: yeah in the good old days
BY: Phil Massey #152

And there's really a BIG difference between blackened abd burned.
semantics, semantics.....
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

and remember.... #

Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 20:41:13 1993
RE: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BY: Eeyore #373

NOT TISSUE! It must be the zero tolerance thing.
(yay for the caps lock  key)
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

HA! #

Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 20:41:39 1993
RE: ah but Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374

just wait till next week
(isn't it?)
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

hey, integral... #

Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 21:20:03 1993
RE: ah but Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374

Mr. Mean Policeman can Lickie Boom Boom My Butt!

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

all i can say is... #

Eeyore #373
Mon Apr 26 21:21:07 1993
RE: HA!
BY: Generic Man #12

If a policeman ever comes near me again, Im going to vomit on him.  just to be
mean.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .
Hi-Ho, EEYORE...awaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

hey... #

The Integral #374
Mon Apr 26 22:12:41 1993
RE: all i can  say is...
BY: Eeyore #373


             did I hear someone say MEAN.

I know... #

Generic Man #12
Mon Apr 26 23:18:09 1993
RE: all i can  say is...
BY: Eeyore #373

policemen here should have warning labels...
"Surgeon General's Warning: prolonged exposure may cause internal problems. If 
so, induce vomiting immediately."
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

I know! #

Phil Massey #152
Tue Apr 27 20:47:53 1993
RE: no
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372

It was a joke! Geez, man!

But you must admit.... #

Phil Massey #152
Tue Apr 27 20:48:47 1993
RE: really....
BY: Generic Man #12

If it is burned, it Will be blackened!

this is true... #

Generic Man #12
Tue Apr 27 21:03:52 1993
RE: But you must admit....
BY: Phil Massey #152

furthermore, i think that is the gist of what I said....
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man
-----
why is there air?

hmpf. #

Eeyore #373
Tue Apr 27 21:28:50 1993
RE: I know...
BY: Generic Man #12

Prolonged exposure?  Not even, my friend.  Try..."Upon sight, immediately jump
out of the car, surrender all contraband Kleenex, and THEN induce vomiting."


Stupid nizzer-frackin' police...

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

Hi-Ho, EEYORE...awaaaaaaaaaaaaay! HA H HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

golly geepers, #

Gregor'S Mentor #372
Wed Apr 28 06:37:29 1993
RE: I know!
BY: Phil Massey #152

you guys can't take a joke.


Gregor's Mentor
Mind the gap.

will you lickie boom boom my butt #

Demon #116
Wed Apr 28 10:59:12 1993
RE: hey, integral...
BY: Eeyore #373

I am not a policeman but oh well at least I won't take you jail










hehe
haha
hoho
Demon

That neb ben guy
-----
Thinks he should change his tagline


Ah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Apr 28 13:14:32 1993
RE: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
BY: Eeyore #373

Contributing to the deliquency of a minor eh?
Tch tch tch..
That's what comes of consorting with cat eaters..
Dodo Haha
-----
Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!

That is to say... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Apr 28 13:15:24 1993
RE: ah but Eeyore...
BY: The Integral #374

The minor being the cofactor..
Aggg...
Linear Algebra flashback..
"Hey, you look important!"
"Hey, what's in that tissue box?"
Dodo Haha
-----
Bring out the calculus! Bring out the calculus!

oh, contrare... #

Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 28 15:57:43 1993
RE: will you lickie boom boom my butt
BY: Demon #116

I tink I would go to jail...they have a law here against sex with animals.

 _
(_      
(_eyore .

Wow.  My exclamation point turned into a mere period.  I must be getting jaded.

#

Generic Man #12
Wed Apr 28 19:44:08 1993
RE: hmpf.
BY: Eeyore #373

"If you still look important after vomiting, use contraband kleenex to clean 
policeman's shoes."
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

oooohhhhh... #

Eeyore #373
Wed Apr 28 20:59:53 1993
RE:   
BY: Generic Man #12

That was delightful!!!!!  Look, Im just glad we didn't have the Nitro bottles
in the car.  Can't you just see that?  "No, officer, I swear that isn't
beer..."

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

Hi-Ho, EEYORE...awaaaaaaaaaaaaay! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Well #

Voltaire #61
Wed Apr 28 22:06:51 1993
Real wars seem to be a downfall on this sub,, could it be that a certain two 
people dont post anymore, hmmm wonder who they are... 
I wanna war here, lets see...who can really fight....Hey Haha, wanna revive 
the old times?

no #

Generic Man #12
Wed Apr 28 22:52:33 1993
RE: oooohhhhh...
BY: Eeyore #373

officer, you idiot, alcohol makes one sleepy. CAFFEINE wakes one up. I'm 
moving, and anybody who knows me will tell you that I am terribly bouncy this 
evening.
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man

Hey occifer, I'm not drunking drive. #

Grey Wolf #312
Thu Apr 29 14:38:11 1993
RE: oooohhhhh...
BY: Eeyore #373

Why is Eeyore going to jail?  Can we bring you file cake?

                                   Grey Wolf

well... #

Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 29 17:19:18 1993
RE: no
BY: Generic Man #12

You must admit.  Those Nitro bottles looked suspiciously like beer bottles.  




















KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---------BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM




















Mike Marshall rides again!

not file cake... #

Eeyore #373
Thu Apr 29 17:19:51 1993
RE: Hey occifer, I'm not drunking drive.
BY: Grey Wolf #312

I prefer file cat.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

huh? #

Generic Man #12
Thu Apr 29 20:16:19 1993
RE: well...
BY: Eeyore #373

But they plainly say "Nitro" on them. IBC bottles look kind of like beer 
bottles too (if you drink that kind of stuff), but I don't see anybody 
confusing them....
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man
-----
Mike Marshall?
-----
hunt and peck system - two blind people kissing.

oh my god people.... #

The Integral #374
Thu Apr 29 21:45:28 1993
RE: well...
BY: Eeyore #373


           Iraquis are digging tunnels under the Atlantic...
           radioactive waste is mutating your unborn children..
           the congress is actually made up of androids ingeniously
           constructed by Joseph Stalin, who is still alive....
           The NRA shot JFK...
             I am deepthroat...

           Sorry..I was channeling Mike Marshall there for a moment!

                         ⌠               2
                         (The Integral) dx
                         
              ..thinks PHYSICS teachers should teach Physics

Eeyore. #

Grey Wolf #312
Thu Apr 29 22:28:43 1993
RE: not file cake...
BY: Eeyore #373

Do you want to get me mad again?  Hmmmm?

                                   Grey Wolf

Hey Voltaire.... #

Phil Massey #152
Thu Apr 29 23:17:53 1993

Can't we all just get along? Peace brother.
























or I'll KILL YOU!

huh? #

Generic Man #12
Fri Apr 30 10:17:04 1993
RE: oh my god people....
BY: The Integral #374

The National Recovery Acts shot Kennedy? But he was only in high school....
                             Your Friend,
                             Generic Man
-----
Disco's out....Murder's in.

no, not [articularly. #

Eeyore #373
Fri Apr 30 15:53:39 1993
RE: Eeyore.
BY: Grey Wolf #312

Getting you mad would be conterproductive.

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

well #

Voltaire #61
Fri Apr 30 16:54:46 1993
RE: Hey Voltaire....
BY: Phil Massey #152

Well sonny, I dont thank so. Ill kill you first..

hey, #

Loveless #419
Fri Apr 30 19:23:18 1993
hug a tree!
            Loveless

I'd kill #

Phil Massey #152
Fri Apr 30 22:23:13 1993
RE: well
BY: Voltaire #61

I'd kill myself before I'd let You kill Me.

Got that, Qwerty breath?

  Filthy
  ^^^^^^

Hmmm #

Voltaire #61
Sat May 01 00:29:21 1993
RE: I'd kill
BY: Phil Massey #152

You go to South, buncha wimps over there, you probably couldnt even kill 
yourself if you tried. Ill sick Bill Curtis on ya if you dont watch out!

a variation on a theme #

Shatragon Dredd, God Of Death #82
Tue Jul 06 14:04:08 1993
     HAVE YA HEARD ABOUT THE BIG HEAD BEN WHO LOCKED HIS KEYS IN HIS 
        YUGO?
       IT TOOK HIM AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GET HIS MAIL ORDER BRIDE AND MUTANT
       CHILDREN OUT.

war #

Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:54:42 1993
what a lovely way to kill off some of the male population and make a few bucks
for big industry



oh yeah
what a lovely way to make money



not!!!!!
D
 e
  m
   o
    n
-----
Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

Hello #

Decker #67
Wed Aug 11 23:03:28 1993
I Die today, Greave and say farewell.

hmmm.... #

The Midnight Dialer #51
Mon May 30 23:48:21 1994
RE: Hmmm
BY: Voltaire #61

Is this THE Billy Curtis? of JKT? Tell him that Mr. Hunkuvaguy says hello.

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filthy... #

Kanji #230
Wed Jun 08 23:20:54 1994
RE: Hey Voltaire....
BY: Phil Massey #152

?  

frind..? ... is that you?

how funnnnnny...

                                            kanji
                                    the lost dog of cyberville...

filthy..!!! #

Kanji #230
Wed Jun 08 23:22:31 1994
RE: I'd kill
BY: Phil Massey #152


hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahohohohohohhhahahehehehahoaahoheheh!

                                         kanji
                                  the only one who finds himself funny...

I could kill yself #

Filthy #152
Sun Jun 12 23:09:15 1994
y mm key doesn't work very well any more

But Voltaire, I could kill myself and just'to show yo that you can be stupid 
and kill yourself I might like forget to eat or something anf taht could kill 
be and I'd b just as dead as if I was a smart un.

Anybody who doesn't post here SUCKS!!!! #

Filthy #152
Sat Jun 25 00:36:45 1994
If you don't respond to this post.....

You are a total LOSER!!!!!

Fuck you.... #

Moses #49
Sat Jun 25 04:09:32 1994
RE: Anybody who doesn't post here SUCKS!!!!
BY: Filthy #152

We don't need your shit, you over snail vomit rotten carcass bullshit kentucky
derby mastermind plastic gi joe hamster piss JERK! 

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I guess #

Gizmo #319
Sat Jun 25 16:16:25 1994
  That I don't no more...
                               GIZMO

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.. #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun Jun 26 20:27:11 1994
RE:  I guess
BY: Gizmo #319

EXACTLY...

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Oh Yeah, #

Drummer #10
Mon Jul 04 00:43:14 1994
RE: Anybody who doesn't post here SUCKS!!!!
BY: Filthy #152

   I'm loser, so why don't ya kill me


   -
   -  1>rummer
   - - - - - - -
               -
               -

YoU SuCk b/c YoU DoN't TyPe CoOl... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Tue Jul 05 07:08:45 1994
RE: Oh Yeah,
BY: Drummer #10

REMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...
Ohhh Eeeee Ohhh Uhhh Ohhhhh
BaNg PoW sNaPREMEMBER 2...

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You can do better than that....... #

Filthy #152
Tue Jul 05 22:46:32 1994
RE: Fuck you....
BY: Moses #49

Take that language elsewhere you cheese eating, feces smellin, tmapon tasting,
toe jam, bayshark liking, banana nut bread cooking, 

poop head!

Of course I mean that in the strictest Biblical sense.

Filthy

Listen up- #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 07 01:16:09 1994
RE: You can do better than that.......
BY: Filthy #152

you panzy assed, cardboard and shit munching FREAK. This is a WAR sub. Take
this language elsewhere? What are you, some kind of WEIRDO, ethically normative
MORON who uses "feces" instead of SHIT? WHAT is THAT?

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I can't hear you #

Filthy #152
Thu Jul 07 11:47:58 1994
RE: Listen up-
BY: Moses #49


NANANANANANANANANANNNAAN (sounds to cover the foul language)


HAH! You rat-rectum smellin, cockroach smoking, urine drinking,
son of a motherless goat! YOu wouldn't know a toilet if you coughed one 
up. So go lick your puss oozing scabs and I see ya later.
Bye!!

Cockroach smoking? #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 07 15:16:56 1994
RE: I can't hear you <hands over eyes>
BY: Filthy #152

Is that all you can come up with you candy-assed weirdo?

<I'm sorry. You win. I just don't have the heart for a War sub right now.>

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#

Moses #49
Fri Jul 08 01:59:18 1994
AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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#

Gizmo #319
Thu Jul 14 12:48:13 1994
RE:  
BY: Moses #49


Shut up

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#

Moses #49
Thu Jul 14 17:28:56 1994
RE: <G>
BY: Gizmo #319

Bite me, fan boy.

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... #

Biohazard #68
Sat Jul 16 03:49:21 1994
RE: <G>
BY: Gizmo #319

Fuck you you redneck white bread chickenshit muthafucka!

um... #

Escher #125
Wed Jul 20 00:42:48 1994
RE: Listen up-
BY: Moses #49

    I always thought it was spelled Wierdo.... but then...
         Oh it's just no use.
              ye Olde Es

well... #

Aurum #540
Wed Jul 20 02:12:32 1994
RE: um...
BY: Escher #125

It's weirdo.
               -Aurum
9-----
9...Good
9       as
9         Gold

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Ha! #

Moses #49
Wed Jul 20 14:36:13 1994
RE: well...
BY: Aurum #540

I THOUGHT SO!

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 24 17:13:26 1994
RE: um...
BY: Escher #125

_I_
before 
_E_
except after
_C_
or when sounded
as in 
_Neighbor_
or in 
_Weigh_

Of course, I think weirdo violates that rule.
Oh well.
Dodo Haha
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Weigh... #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 01:45:33 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Way-do... weigh... weirdo....

Maybe the correct pronunciation is "way-do". 

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What? #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 10:00:45 1994
RE: Weigh...
BY: Moses #49

What would Noam Chomsky say about this?

Why doesn't Noam Chomsky like to work at MIT? 
Whenever he goes in to bars in Boston, hundreds of people
turn around and yell "Noam!"

(Obscure linguistics jokes)
Dodo Haha
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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OK. #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 16:30:33 1994
RE: What?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

You win. You've managed the break my brain.

<click whirr bump bump bump>

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Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 17:39:35 1994
RE: OK. 
BY: Moses #49

"Marvin Minsky? I'm here to tell you...
LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"
Dodo Haha
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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The Gecko vs. The Duck

AMEN BROTHER! #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 24 17:59:40 1994
RE: AH!
BY: Moses #49

AMEN BROTHER AMEN!
The Gecko SHALL live forever. When the last of the disbelievers have
been purged, we shall turn our eyes to the Gecko, and at last be
one with the wholeness of Irony, and that little chunk of metal that
made us forget the cosmic joke!
AMEN!
Dodo Haha
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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speaking of Geckos... #

Spy'dr #1
Mon Jul 25 01:57:23 1994
RE: AMEN BROTHER!
BY: Dodo Haha #20


     Last night I caught a Gecko in the men's room at Pizza Delight in Bayou La
Batre. It was moved to the 'back yard' of the building, where such creatures
belong.
9-----
9Hello all you happy people - Droopy

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 10:06:33 1994
RE: speaking of Geckos...
BY: Spy'dr #1

Geckos are everywhere now! They're spreading like wildfire, and I 
see more and more people wearing "Gecko T-shirts" every day!
Yes! Perhaps I will live to see The Gecko with my own eyes!
Dodo Haha
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Dear! #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 16:31:55 1994
RE: speaking of Geckos...
BY: Spy'dr #1

A gecko? Be careful with it, those creatures are sacred. If you're not, ha! The
evil mongoose or some other natural predator (presumablly with many teeth and
claws) will come for you.

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The End is Near. #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 16:36:38 1994
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

And remember infidels: the Church of the Gecko will only plead on your behalf
for cash donations of higher than twenty dollars. No checks or money orders
please. You will receive: (1) "Holy Gecko" t-shirt, (2) "Membership of the
Gecko Cult" membership cards, and last, but not least, (1) "Saved by a 2000
pound nonvisible intangible purple Gecko" certificate. Admission to the Holy
Arboritium will be refused if you do not have a membership card, so act fast.
SUPPLIES are LIMITED.

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Speak... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 17:41:38 1994
RE: Dear!
BY: Moses #49

Speak my brother, speak. May the horros of Natural Selection be
visited upon Those who Malign the Great Gecko. 
The Neverending Freeway of Death will be THEIR final reward.
Dodo Haha
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Sort of ... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 17:42:32 1994
RE: The End is Near.
BY: Moses #49

Like the Jehovah's witnesses? Only 144,000, or pi?
Dodo Haha
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
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Bayou La Batre has? #

Escher #125
Tue Jul 26 00:42:29 1994
RE: speaking of Geckos...
BY: Spy'dr #1

    There's a store called Pizza Delight?  Oh my.....
         Escher

Har! #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 00:59:19 1994
RE: Speak...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

And the horrors and terrors of the NEFoD? Ahahahaharah! DOOM! DOOM and TARMAC!
Aharaharaharah!

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We're not sure. #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 00:59:41 1994
RE: Sort of ...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Really.

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Yeah! #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 01:22:53 1994
RE: Bayou La Batre has?
BY: Escher #125

The sysop works there, along with almost everyone else
I know in the Bayou, including T4A, and Daveros.
Go figure. Or integrate.
Dodo Haha
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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7/ The Evil Grinn BBS   Bayou La Batre, AL   (205) 824 7363 \
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TARMAC? #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 01:23:48 1994
RE: Har!
BY: Moses #49

Enlighten me brother.
What is TARMAC?
Dodo Haha
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Tarmac? #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 03:01:18 1994
RE: TARMAC?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

That lovely black asphalt stuff they use to pave HIGHWAYS not unlike the NEVER
ENDING FREEWAY OF DEATH.

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sorry... #

Spy'dr #1
Wed Jul 27 03:21:29 1994
RE: Bayou La Batre has?
BY: Escher #125


Not Pizza Delight, Pizza Delite.
9-----
9Freedom is Slavery. War is Peace. Windows is Strength.

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Tarmac #

Spy'dr #1
Wed Jul 27 03:24:21 1994
RE: TARMAC?
BY: Dodo Haha #20


     Tarman is short for tar MacAdam, and refers to a type of paved surface.
The MacAdam part comes from the name of some guy in the 18th or 19th century,
who modernized the English road system. The tar part was added later, to
distinguish from older methods involving natural materials.
     Yes, I've looked this up.
9-----
9Hello all you happy people - Droopy

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Oh my... #

Escher #125
Fri Jul 29 20:06:03 1994
    PIzza Delite, you say?  Sounds absolutly hideous. Like the pizza 
equivolent of eating an episode of the power rangers.
         Escher

Actually... #

Dodo Haha #20
Fri Jul 29 20:55:05 1994
RE: Oh my...
BY: Escher #125

It's fairly good, as long as they avoid heavy spicing.

Heavy spice mining?

Heaven forbid!

Looks like we have worm sign...

Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
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why... #

Kanji #230
Sat Jul 30 00:31:36 1994
RE: Actually...
BY: Dodo Haha #20


...do i always feel like i'm sitting on a pre-spice mass ready to blow?

kanji...

Well..... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 30 01:07:55 1994
RE: why...
BY: Kanji #230

Could be the pressure building up under the ground, the
faint mosture you feel, the smell....
Or maybe just the Shai-hulud coming over the next rise....
Say, has your planet killed you?
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9ARRRRRR DRRRRR DTHETA!! FETCH THE RUM!

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eating an episode of Power Rangers... #

Spy'dr #1
Sat Jul 30 05:31:11 1994
RE: Oh my...
BY: Escher #125


     Trust me, its not nearly so bad at that. Actually, nothing could be that
bad....
9-----
9Freedom is Slavery. War is Peace. Windows is Strength.

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Does it suck hardcore to live in Bayou La Batre, AL..? #

Sp'ange #72
Sun Jul 31 00:40:59 1994
BaNg PoW sNaP
9-----
969... OH YEAAAAAH...!

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has my planet killed me? #

Kanji #230
Sun Jul 31 23:47:56 1994
RE: Well.....
BY: Dodo Haha #20


why, no... my stillsuit's still in working order...

..and no one ever had to tell me how to adjust the straps....

..excuse me...  i'm going to go in a coma for 3 weeks now...

kanji...


ps.. if anyone would like to read the term paper i did on dune, i can u/l 
it... just let me know...

kanji...

Doesn't it suck to live in Bayou La Batre, AL #

Aravis #317
Mon Aug 01 12:45:05 1994
I don't know but my mother works there..

Mostellar Medical Center..

ho hum..

I hate that stupid Chester Chicken that I have to turn by onto Padgett Switch
from 90.. It irks me.. I think it stares at me sometimes.. :)



Aravis

"..the tolling of the division bell had begun.."

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Chester Fried Chicken... #

Spy'dr #1
Tue Aug 02 01:02:58 1994
RE: Doesn't it suck to live in Bayou La Batre, AL
BY: Aravis #317


     The tender, moistureized chicken....
You ain't seen Bayou La Batre unless you've seen the world's slowest
drawbridge.
9-----
9Capitalist: Its my nintendo, Moike.
9Communist: Nuh-uh, Ed. Its ires.

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MEA CULPA #

Aravis #317
Tue Aug 02 10:40:10 1994
Yes, Sp'ange.. It means "my fault".



Or "my mistake".



"I've been raising up my hands
drive another nail in.."


Aravis

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Boy... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 11:05:49 1994
RE: Does it suck hardcore to live in Bayou La Batre, AL..?
BY: Sp'ange #72

Does it EVER suck...

The locals are so.. provincial.
Since Locke 2 left, I think one of the last remaining bastions of
coolness resides in Spy'dr and myself.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Well.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 11:06:42 1994
RE: has my planet killed me?
BY: Kanji #230

Term paper on Dune?
I'm impressed Kanji. Previously, I had thought your moral worth as a human
being was 0, but now you might be in the decimal range.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Hah! #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 11:08:20 1994
RE: Doesn't it suck to live in Bayou La Batre, AL
BY: Aravis #317

That clinic is like some sort of breeding ground for the plague...

The chicken.
Eyes, staring at me.
Eyes, looking into my heart.
Eyes, that know my soul.
Eyes, that eat at the seat of my mind..
Ah, out I say! Out damn clucking bird! Out! Out!

The white meat is dead and buried, it cannot rise up and walk!

Er.. yeah.. Pretty unnerving.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Hey! #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Aug 06 11:08:59 1994
RE: Chester Fried Chicken...
BY: Spy'dr #1

I don't think it's actually a DRAW bridge per se -
it's..
it's...
something.
          Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Mostellar Medical Center #

Aravis #317
Sun Aug 07 10:08:36 1994
RE: Hah!
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I know. My mom won't even touch my daughter after work until she has showered.
She stopped by the other day on the way home from work and had to stand on the
sidewalk to talk to us b/c she was afraid she might give us some virus she had
picked up at work.
She should get a bonus for that.






                              AraviS


"..me and a gun
and a man on my back.."

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6***(205) 824 - 7363***

Yeah...; #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 07 13:30:51 1994
RE: Mostellar Medical Center
BY: Aravis #317

My aunt used to work there, and she always seemed to be catching something
or the other. I know when people asked to use the phone there, she would
rub it down with alcohol afterwards...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9Did I mention how erotic long pointy noses are?

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The Clinic #

Aravis #317
Tue Aug 09 11:19:34 1994
RE: Yeah...;
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Yeah, I know.. When I go down there to take my mom to lunch I won't let
Taylor-Marie(my daughter) even get on the floor to walk and the times I have
let her walk I have lysoled her shoes afterward. 

What really makes me sick is these mothers that let their children play on the
floor and hand them pacifiers and bottles that have fallen on that disease
infested ground.

Yuck.. But then these are the same people who regularly beat their children in
Wal-mart.



                                    Aravis


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Ewwwww.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 09 12:58:41 1994
RE: The Clinic
BY: Aravis #317

Sometimes I imagine I have germs all over my hands...
Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Germs... #

Kilroy #274
Tue Aug 09 18:34:21 1994
RE: Ewwwww....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

and integrals...  

Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Aug 09 19:29:59 1994
RE: Germs...
BY: Kilroy #274

Newton's dead and buried! He cannot rise up and walk!
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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that's nasty #

Oderous Urungus #146
Tue Aug 09 20:16:36 1994
RE: The Clinic
BY: Aravis #317

People don't realize how important
it is to keep things clean,like those kiddie pacifiers hitting the floor,they
should be like sterilized b4 ever being used.
like people who get sick all the time,they could avoid being sick
if they'd spend more time doing simple things like washing their hands..
all it takes to catch sumthin is by touching something someone who is sick did
and making contact with your body..

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lunch... #

Spy'dr #1
Tue Aug 09 21:59:00 1994
RE: The Clinic
BY: Aravis #317


     You don't by any chance, go to lunch in Bayou La Batre, do you ?
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Exactly Oderous.. #

Aravis #317
Wed Aug 10 12:49:59 1994
RE: that's nasty
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

I remember thinking that maybe I was obssessive compulsive after my daughter
was born but I wouldn't let anyone hold her after petting the dog or if they
had been around someone who was sick. I didn't take her to the mall or the
grocery store until she was 2 or 3 months old. There is just so much junk out
there that you can pick up.
And I continued boiling her pacifiers and bottle-nipples after she was 6 months
old even though the dr. said i didn't have to. I just wanted everything to
sterile. (Or as close as possible.)

When I was in 5th grade I washed my hands so many times a day that they cracked
and started to bleed. I thought I had gone over the edge. I'm okay now.


                             Aravis

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Lunch in Bayou La Batre.. #

Aravis #317
Wed Aug 10 12:51:49 1994
RE: lunch...
BY: Spy'dr #1

We have but we don't go to the Hardee's anymore b/c a woman came into the clinc
after drinking a Hardee's shake that had maggots in it.. She was puking
everywhere..

What a lovely story.. And during the luch hour too..

 
 
 
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Hmmmmmm.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 10 13:44:50 1994
RE: Lunch in Bayou La Batre..
BY: Aravis #317

Having worked at selfsame Hardees, and therefore having a great
reluctance to DEFEND it, I must say the maggots in a milkshake
from there is pretty much impossible! I mean, even if somehow maggots
could somehow get in a sealed mix container, they would be whipped
apart by the milkshake blender.
(Maggot bits)
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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maggots #

Aravis #317
Thu Aug 11 01:21:52 1994
RE: Hmmmmmm....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Well.. It wasn't me!
All I know is what I heard.. :)
Gee.. And you can't believe everything you hear. So there I saved you the
trouble of having to say it to me.. :)


Better safe than sorry..
Aravis
:)

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Well.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 11:08:37 1994
RE: maggots
BY: Aravis #317

Sounds like the making of an urban legend to me!
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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restuarant experiences.. #

Oderous Urungus #146
Thu Aug 11 19:32:56 1994
RE: Hmmmmmm....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

when you hear those stories of people finding things in their food,
you find them hard to believe.Or atleast I did until i worked at taco bell.Like
one dude bit into his taco and bit into a razor blade.sounds impossible,but it
happened..and plenty of people found roached in thier stuff,bcuz they let ya
know when they do,and they bring it up to you and show you..

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We've never had that problem at McDonald's... #

Sp'ange #72
Thu Aug 11 23:04:25 1994
RE: restuarant experiences..
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

It's very sterile... We have to clean everything when we have any free time...
I had to move a ton of equipment today just so i could sweep and mop... We also
have to wash are hands about every 10 minutes... and every time we change
stations...


p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 23:14:27 1994
RE: restuarant experiences..
BY: Oderous Urungus #146

I do admit some people I knew had a tendency to play with flies
by throwing them on the grill and watching them "pop" around...
Or, the occasional hot piece of toast picked up off the floor....
I dunno - I always ate the food, and nothing came of it...
Then again, I'm not sure I was so unaffected....
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9⌠b
9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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Gee.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 11 23:15:15 1994
RE: We've never had that problem at McDonald's...
BY: Sp'ange #72

Then why does McDonalds taste like slop?! I dunno - in my opinion, Burger
King always had the best burgers...
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9⌠b
9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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Burger King.. #

Aravis #317
Fri Aug 12 13:36:03 1994
RE: We've never had that problem at McDonald's...
BY: Sp'ange #72

That's what we were supposed to do when I worked at Burger King but I can
remember the fisrt week I was there.. Everybody kept laughing at me b/c I kept
washing my hands.. And there was this guy that would eat out of the fry bin and
spit on stuff..

Just in case you're wondering it was at the one on Moffat and Shelton Beach Rd.
(And he still works there..)


Beware of the spit-glistened whopper...


Aravis

This has been a public service announcement.
:)

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you can't eat nowheres #

Oderous Urungus #146
Fri Aug 12 18:32:19 1994
RE: Burger King..
BY: Aravis #317

It's not safe to eat anywhere really...we were told to wash our hands,and most
of us did,but the problem isn't just the employees,but the fact that the
head-cheese's are so bent on profit,they neglect things like how sanitary the
building is,etc....
but i think we should end this,bcuz i still have to eat at these places or I'll
starve to death...and if the taste isn't bad enough,these stories will ruin it
for ya..
the only time I personallw3y
did sumthin to people's food was when some redneck/wigger was like being rude
to the cashier so I like put a ton of greensauce on his food and like dropped
his flour shell on the floor a few times..he kept gettin refills alll night.

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Burger King grills there burgers and... #

Sp'ange #72
Sat Aug 13 09:38:59 1994
RE: Gee....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

McDonald's fries theirs...



p'ange

     ... Mea Culpa...
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Burger King and McDonalds..ugg! #

Dr. Demento #71
Sun Aug 14 03:03:36 1994
RE: Burger King grills there burgers and...
BY: Sp'ange #72

I NEVER eat at Burger King or Mcdonads any more.  I've had too many bad
experiences with those places.  If you want a very good, homemade type
hamburger, go to Leo's on the corner of Cottage Hill Road and University Blvd.
The hamburgers there are delicious and well worth the money.

Dr. Demento

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Science, Math, and other junk like that

The Kimberly Twig Case... #

Slim #389
Fri Aug 06 03:38:58 1993
    I feel really sorry for that girl... She's 14 and her biological parents 
are trying to get her back because she was switched at birth and the one they 
got dies of heart defects...  But SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO!
    I find it hard to argue (which the Twigs are) that she is not mature enoug 
h to know what's right for her.  From what I saw, she handled being on the 
stand with clear concise answers and made it very obvious that she would not 
stay with the Twigs even if the court ordered so...

    I can't even begin to imagine how that feels...  To be suddenly told that 
your parents are not your parents and that even though you don't love your 
real parents, you may have to live with them for four years...
                                            Slim...
cried when he heard about it on Hard Copy...

Cried? #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Fri Aug 06 08:57:24 1993
RE: The Kimberly Twig Case...
BY: Slim #389

    Yeah.. I saw that one.. It was stupid.. How can the parents force her to 
like them though.. I like the part about when the nurse noticed they weren't 
in their right beds,.. Interesting..
                             ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

They've had a couple more shows about it... #

Eeyore #373
Fri Aug 06 11:16:24 1993
RE: The Kimberly Twig Case...
BY: Slim #389

On better shows than Hard Copy, I might add...I think 20/20 had it, and so did
Barbara Walters.  I feel sorry for her, too...Did you hear what Mama Twig told
her when she first came to visit them?  She told Kimberly, "You're not really
Kimberly.  Kimberly is dead.  I'm going to call you (I can't remember the other
kid's name, now) Ariana from now on."  I'm sorry, but if someone came up to me
and tried to start calling me the name of her dead daughter, I'd freak...

 _
(_      │
(_eyore .

awhile back #

Gregor'S Mentor #372
Fri Aug 06 13:56:49 1993
RE: They've had a couple more shows about it...
BY: Eeyore #373

they even made it into a mini series.  except that they showed the mother in a 
slightly better light than she deserves to be in.



Gregor's Mentor

God... what have we come to? #

Slim #389
Sat Aug 07 03:01:01 1993
RE: They've had a couple more shows about it...
BY: Eeyore #373

    I think the girl's clarity of thought in court and with the many 
psychiatric professionals they've called to testify should be enough to prove 
her maturity in the decision.  I don't think maturity should be determined by 
the legal 18...
    I feel sorry, though, for Mama Twig...  She is obviously experiencing 
psychological trauma from the sudden death of the other child.  She needs 
help, and I think that fact should be brought up by the defense...
                                            Slim...
still thinks that's sad...

hey eeyore if slim's post bother you that much #

Demon #116
Sat Aug 07 03:38:24 1993
RE: I give up...
BY: Eeyore #373

when you see one of looooooooong post just hit the space bar





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who's court case #

Demon #116
Sat Aug 07 03:38:59 1993
RE: I believe, Slim...
BY: Eeyore #373

who is kimberly
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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Aug 08 00:52:27 1993
RE: God...  what have we come to?
BY: Slim #389

Obviously- I don't think that anyone who wants to FORCE their biological
daughter to visit them is really quite right up there in the first place...
 Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

Did they really? #

Eeyore #373
Sun Aug 08 11:23:16 1993
RE: awhile back
BY: Gregor'S Mentor #372

Oh, wait...I remember this...it was called "Switched at Birth", wasn't it?
I saw that...and promptly forgot it...

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(_eyore .

Here, here! #

Eeyore #373
Sun Aug 08 11:24:10 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20


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(_eyore .

YES! He scores! #

Slim #389
Sun Aug 08 12:40:55 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

    I think once I saw that my biological daughter did not want to be around 
me, I would have given up... No court...  No lawyers... No BULLSHIT!
         Besides, what are they gonna do if they get her?  Lock her up?  She's 
already said to her psychologist that she would run away...
                                                 Slim...
doesn't even believe this went to court...  IT'S STUPID!

Yeah, it's stupid... #

Eeyore #373
Mon Aug 09 11:19:51 1993
RE: YES!  He scores!
BY: Slim #389

But who ever said our justice system was smart?  They could be spending their
time...oh, crazy idea here...putting away murderers or haggling over really
important cases!  This case is pretty obvious to me...there's no way in HELL
those Twigs should be allowed near her.  

Of course, this is the same judicial system that gave away baby Jessica...

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(_eyore .

Math.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 13:26:09 1993
Here's an interesting question. I've been reading a little on set theory and
numbers and the like, and I wonder if anybody has any insight on the following.
For a long time, mathematics has dealt with infinity as a "potential"- that is,
that infinity as such did not exsist in the actual. Anaxagoras described
infinity as "For every large, there is always a larger". Pascal said the same.
Indeed, this appears to be so. For instance, examine the natural (counting-
i.e. 1,2,3 ....) numbers. While it is often said there is an "infinite" number
of them, what is literally meant is that for any natural number n there is
always a natural number n+1 - thus, one never actually reaches infinity, but
only goes toward it. In a non-numerical capacity, consider our own minds. 
We have the POTENTIAL to do the following. Imagine a man thinking of a mug of
beer. Such a man can think of himself thinking of a mug of beer. He can think
of himself thinking of a mug of beer, and so on. This is another way of saying
that the man has the potential to carry out this process ad infinitum- but of
course, one never reaches infinity, since it's a potential! 
Now, a problem arises with Georg Cantor's theory of sets. First, the
definition- a set is a collection of objects subsumed into one total- for
instance, we could have the set consisting of the letter a, b, c, and d. 
Such a set we could call set A , and we say it consists of the elements
{a,b,c,d} (that is the notation- and the elements are of what the set
consists). Now, we introduce a term- called the ORDER of a set. The ORDER is
basically the NUMBER of elements. Thus, A above has an order of 4, since it has
4 elements. This is all fine and well- no inconsistencies, and it proves a
viable medium for further abstraction. It is Cantor's further abstraction that
bothers me. He extends the concepts of sets to deal with sets with an INFINTITE
NUMBER OF ELEMENTS! Thus, you may have heard of the "Set of all real numbers",
or the "Set of all natural numbers". Now, he goes on with his study of such
"transfinite" (as he called them) sets, and begins an unusual process- he
compares the sizes of various infinite sets! For instance, through a process of
enumeration and a proof reducio ad absurdium, he shows that set of real
numbers, is larger than the set of natural numbers. Furthermore, he shows that
subsets of things like the natural numbers are actually sets of the same SIZE
as the original sets! (Thus, the part becomes equal to the whole!) 
My questions- and hopefully someone here may have some ideas- 
"Is it valid to speak of a set of an infinite number of things"
    "Furthermore, is the term INFINITE NUMBER really valid? Infinity
     as a potential does not have a number- this speaks of infinity
     as actual!"
        Finally
"Isn't the fact that some infinities are more infinite (larger!!!) than
others a contradiction? An infinity, by definition, is beyond numeration- that
is to say, one would can never reach the "end" of an infinite thing!"
 Dodo Haha
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I do not believe that you can have a set of infinites #

Demon #116
Thu Aug 12 21:56:34 1993
RE: Math....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

because suppose you put all even #s into a set... it will stretch on and on but
it is not infinite because infinity is all numbers such that
...-3,-2,-1,0,1,2,3,... and such a set would not be all these numbers unless
characterized as such... does this make sense also 
what does the sumk of infinity equal to ...take the above example of numbers
and add them up ...you get 0   such that infinity is equal to 0 or nothing     
because it is not real only an idea      
D
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Ah. #

Eeyore #373
Thu Aug 12 22:11:03 1993
RE: Math....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

So your point is, a man can imagine a mug of beer?

Whatever.

Nah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:26:55 1993
RE: I do not believe that you can have a set of infinites
BY: Demon #116

from the way I understand it, Cantor was able to "number" infinite sets by
associating each element with a cardinal number- and thus comparing different
infinite sets.. The set of all even numbers IS infinite, since for every even
number N, there is always one larger, N+2.. furthermore, it has been shown to
be true that the two sets( the natural numbers, and the even numbers), are of
the same ORDER- but that's a little fuzzy to me,....
 Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

Sigh... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 12 22:28:07 1993
RE: Ah.
BY: Eeyore #373

No, it is "Aside from practical limitations (i.e., memory), a man has the
potential to imagine an infinite number of images of himself imagining a mug
of beer.
 Dodo Haha
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I am no authority, but: #

Moses #49
Thu May 26 22:34:50 1994
RE: Math....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I was under the assumption that infinity was-

oh, hell, nevermind.

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Err.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jun 04 01:08:34 1994
RE: I am no authority, but:
BY: Moses #49

I think I cleared up my little difficulty. Maybe. Or at least until
I take algebraic topology/ some other stuff.
Dodo Haha

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Moses #49
Mon Jun 06 01:03:56 1994
RE: Err....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

I KNEW IT. Nevermind, a word for the thoughtless,
           Nevermind is hard to find,
           Nevermind's right here now,
           Nevermind is... nevermind.

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Uhhhhh #

Thanatos Pale #72
Sun Jul 10 19:55:42 1994
2+2=4 and 5+2=7.... 

E=MC2...
REMEMBER 2...
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uhhhhhh ...... #

Tripwire #18
Thu Jul 14 17:07:14 1994
RE: Uhhhhh
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

Enstein Right ......
 
Trip ...

Yep Yep... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Thu Jul 14 18:49:03 1994
RE: uhhhhhh ......
BY: Tripwire #18

REMEMBER 2...
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What's the joke? #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 24 18:01:02 1994
RE: You didn't get the joke, did you?
BY: Moses #49

What's the joke, oh enlightened Christ-looking one?
Is it, perchance like a woman teasing you?
It was on the tip of my toungue.
Dodo Haha
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No, no, none of that. #

Moses #49
Mon Jul 25 16:38:56 1994
RE: What's the joke?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Nevermind...

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Huh? #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Jul 25 17:43:25 1994
RE: No, no, none of that.
BY: Moses #49

I don't grok. Explain the joke, oh master of tallish bearded Christlike
featured men.
Dodo Haha
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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You DON'T GET IT! #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 01:00:56 1994
RE: Huh?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

NEVERMIND! How more plain can I get? NEVERMIND!

I think your problem is you just have lost your ability of taking me for my
WORD.

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Maybe... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 01:25:38 1994
RE: You DON'T GET IT!
BY: Moses #49

Because the original thread was from about a year ago....
Nevermind..
Never mind. Never have a mind?
OH! Speaking of which! Read an unbelievable story in register
today! Some guy went into a coma, and woke up, having forgot
the past twenty years! He found out he was seventy, and 
didn't know his wife.

Unreal! Sci-fi stuff. 
Dodo Haha
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That must be terribly annoying. #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 03:02:38 1994
RE: Maybe...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Hey, it could happen to you.

Then again, maybe it's happened already, Mr. Haha. 

Aharahrraahrraharrahrrrach....

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].... #

Dodo Haha #20
Tue Jul 26 12:40:14 1994
RE: That must be terribly annoying.
BY: Moses #49

always thought it would be neat.
Wake up one morning, wonder where Casiday was, start looking around for
my books, sensous women beside me in bed gets up, and points out we
have all day to ourselves, and then I forget about the past....

Dodo Haha
(Who should watch total recall again)
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Hey. #

Moses #49
Tue Jul 26 21:16:05 1994
RE: ]....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Lucky for me, my misanthropism and paranoid suspicions would save me.

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Damn you... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Jul 27 16:28:49 1994
RE: Hey.
BY: Moses #49

and your paranoia. You'd miss out on a great day Moses.
Of course, the eventually solution would be to somehow 
jump your neural pattern back in time.
Of course, basically impossible, but there should
be some sort of out...
Dodo Haha
Wants to go to the future....
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Not just my paranoia, Dodo. #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 28 03:39:11 1994
RE: Damn you...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

My utter hatred for all things that breathe, too!

Er. Well. Maybe not UTTER hatred. Present company excluded, of course.

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Sniff Sniff... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Jul 28 11:54:08 1994
RE: Not just my paranoia, Dodo.
BY: Moses #49

I'm touched... Really damned touched....
The next time I see you, I think I'm going to hug you...
(Breaks down into tears)
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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HEY! #

Moses #49
Thu Jul 28 16:37:55 1994
RE: Sniff Sniff...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Don't get too personal, bub! I've got my machismo reputation with the ladies to
worry about!

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Yeah yeah yeah... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Jul 28 18:03:45 1994
RE: HEY!
BY: Moses #49

That old stone hard cold Moses the assasin image. I know I know.
I guess you're just not in touch with your 'feminine' side.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9This is the first word of this sentence.

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I was at one point. #

Moses #49
Fri Jul 29 04:31:32 1994
RE: Yeah yeah yeah...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

And she almost killed me, too.

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What? #

Dodo Haha #20
Fri Jul 29 11:08:54 1994
RE: I was at one point.
BY: Moses #49

A stone hard cold assasin? Who tried to kill you? Your mother?
I can see it now...
"Son vs. Mother, in a battle guaranteed to shake Mobile County!"
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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utter hatred #

Spy'dr #1
Fri Jul 29 15:06:21 1994
RE: Not just my paranoia, Dodo.
BY: Moses #49


     Udder hatred ?
9-----
9Freedom is Slavery. War is Peace. Windows is Strength.

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Nope. #

Moses #49
Sat Jul 30 01:50:01 1994
RE: What?
BY: Dodo Haha #20

NOT my mother, no, not even in the slightest, remotest, most peculiar freudian
sense, not even close. You'd have to have been there and tasted the grey.

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Hark, yes. #

Moses #49
Sat Jul 30 01:50:22 1994
RE: utter hatred
BY: Spy'dr #1

The cow and all her cohorts sall burn.

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OK... #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat Jul 30 11:28:02 1994
RE: Nope.
BY: Moses #49

Yeah, whatever Moses.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9This is the first word of this sentence.

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Hey... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 00:36:35 1994
The following occured to me near the beginning of the summer when someone
asked me to prove two wrongs don't make a right....
So here follows an elegant application of mathematics to morality.
----
Well, take Right and Wrong. Well, obviously these are both functions
of time - at any given times there may be greater or lesser amounts of
wrong, so they depend upon what time you're in. Now, the more wrong you
have, the less right you have - there being only a finite number of 
states humans can be in, with a finite number of humans, so Wrong
inevitably takes up some of Right's space. So, as wrong increases, right
decreases.
This implies
d Wrong(t)
------      = -Right(t) * C, where C is somee constant(they're proportional)
dt         
Well, by definition -Right = Wrong. 
This being the case, Wrong is its own derivative! Well, the only functions
whose derivative are themselves are the identically zero function, and
the exponential function.
Well, by inspection the amount of Wrong present has NEVER been zero,
and certainly has not been identically zero all throughout history, so,
we may therefore conclude that the exponential function is wrong.
This explains a lot! After all, in the Middle Ages, they were on to 
something when they said usury was wrong - after all, it's governed by
exponential growth. Bacterial growth is governed by the exponential function,
and look at the harm it does us! The list of examples is virtually endless.
Finally though, this allows a proof to the statement "To wrongs don't
make a right"
Suppose we have:
Wrong1 + Wrong2
From A result by Downey (given above)
C*e^t + D*e^t  = Wrong1 + Wrong2 (C,D arbitrary real values)
Then 
Wrong1 + Wrong2 = e^t(C+D), which is again the exponential function, 
which is again a Wrong.
                                   Quod Erat Demonstrandum
                                        Q.E.D.
                                   Quite Elegantly Done
                                   Quit and Eat Dinner.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Cool phrase... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 00:37:58 1994
Overheard in complex analysis, spoken by the professor:
"And with [The Residue Theorem] this formula, you will
be able to integrate functions previously undreamt of....."

I've dreamed about integrals.
Nothing wrong with it.
I've come to terms with my addiction.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9Did I mention how erotic long pointy noses are?

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I actually read that... #

Sp'ange #72
Mon Aug 08 18:23:26 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

And have decided that you have WAY too much time on your hands...



BaNg PoW SnAp
9-----
9p'ange
9
9... has taken over..!

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Well... #

Dodo Haha #20
Mon Aug 08 19:42:12 1994
RE: I actually read that...
BY: Sp'ange #72

I actually came up with that one when I was REALLY busy, (right before, or
right in the middle of finals). NOW, I have time on my hands, so I could
babble incessantly for hours.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Hmn. #

Moses #49
Wed Aug 17 14:07:27 1994
RE: Hey...
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Subjectively, I am not entirely sure that the exponetial function is wrong. 

Ever notice if you say a word a lot it starts to look silly?

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Good grief.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 17 14:36:11 1994
RE: Hmn.
BY: Moses #49

The LUDDITES among us obviously lack the elegance to appreciate the
mathematics of morals (smirk).
Yeah, the bit with words happens to me all the time! 
It's like the English "th" sound. Until a German complained about it
sounding like a lisp, it sounded perfectly normal. Now....
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
9-----
9⌠b
9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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Hey.... #

Dodo Haha #20
Thu Aug 18 00:00:17 1994
Anybody ever notice how complex numbers are discriminated against?
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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Hrmpf. #

Dodo Haha #20
Sat May 11 23:03:51 1996
RE: Hey....
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Yeah whatever, me of the past.

                                                             Dodo Haha
                                                            Rides again!
9-----
9⌠b
9⌡a It's not just math - it's a state of mind!

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ANSI sub - post your ANSI screens here

well... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jun 13 01:09:49 1994
<-- ANSI POST -- Click here to download -->

I use.... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jun 13 01:11:32 1994
<-- ANSI POST -- Click here to download -->

Try.... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jun 13 01:12:24 1994
Those are my first 2 ANSIs.... What do ya guys think?

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Lookie #

Spy'dr #1
Mon Jun 13 11:29:33 1994
RE: Calluses Dungeon...
BY: Thanatos Pale #72

The blinking is a bit overdone, in my opinion.
Nice color and shapes, though.

I will create an ANSI sub if people enought people want one...
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9Capitalist: Its my nintendo, Moike.
9Communist: Nuh-uh, Ed. Its ires.

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what? #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jun 13 22:17:54 1994
<-- ANSI POST -- Click here to download -->

A square... #

Thanatos Pale #72
Mon Jun 13 22:18:55 1994
... no one is offended by that one.... I'm kinda new at this ANSI thing so I
practice as much as I can...

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Programming

New Sub - Programming #

Spy'dr #1
Wed May 25 21:32:45 1994

     This sub is for the exchanging of original programs, programming tips,
and general discussion on the topic. I invite intelligent criticism of any
programs I post here. All languages are welcome, even Logo.

     btw, does anybody KNOW Logo ?

8*****The Evil Grinn BBS*****
7****Bayou La Batre, Al****
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ALERT.C - utility for WWIV sysops #

Spy'dr #1
Wed May 25 21:36:13 1994
/*
* ALERT.C
* Sysop Alert for WWIV 4.xx
* in Borland Turbo C++
* by Jeff Robertson
* (c) 1994 Grinnwarez
* This is Freeware, of course.
*
* This program emits a sound when a specified user
* logs on to the BBS. It checks the user number,
* handle, and real name in CHAIN.TXT against those
* in a file you must create called ALERT.TXT.
* If ANY one of these is a match, then the alert
* is sounded.
*
* This is useful if you want the computer to get your
* attention when a certain user you've been wanting
* to chat with logs on. Also, it could be a good way
* to keep an eye on troublesome users.
*
*
* The format of ALERT.TXT must be:
*
* <user number>
* <handle>
* <real name>
*
* (this is the same format as the first 3 lines of CHAIN.TXT)
*
* For example:

1
SPY'DR
jeff robertson
666
FOOBAR
fred bloggs
[etc...]

* These three should be inserted in that order for
* each user that you want to watch out for.
* Only the last line of the file may be left blank.
*
* The program returns number of the user if the user
* was found to be in ALERT.TXT .
*/



#include <stdio.h>
#include <dos.h>
#include <conio.h>

#define CHAIN_FILE "chain.txt"
#define ALERT_FILE "alert.txt"
#define READ "r"
#define TRUE 1
#define FALSE 0


int number,	  /* user number from CHAIN.TXT */
    alert_number, /* user number from ALERT.TXT */
    found,	  /* flag used in search.	*/
    x;            /* counter variable		*/

char line[80], 		/* throw-away array for i/o */
     handle[80],	/* handle from CHAIN.TXT    */
     real[80],		/* real name from CHAIN.TXT */
     alert_handle[80],  /* handle from ALERT.TXT    */
     alert_real[80];    /* real name from ALERT.TXT */


FILE *chain_file, *alert_file;

main()
{
	chain_file = fopen( CHAIN_FILE, READ );
	if (chain_file == NULL)	{
		/* print error message to local console only */
		gotoxy(1,1);
		cprintf("Can't find %s. ", CHAIN_FILE);
	}

	else	{

		alert_file = fopen( ALERT_FILE, READ );
		if (alert_file == NULL)	{
			gotoxy(1,1);
			cprintf("Can't find %s. ", ALERT_FILE);

		}

		 else   {

			/* get user info from CHAIN.TXT */
			(void) fgets( line, sizeof(line), chain_file);
			sscanf ( line, "%d", &number);

			(void) fgets( handle, sizeof(handle), chain_file);
			handle[ strlen(handle) - 1 ] = '\0';

			(void) fgets( real, sizeof(real), chain_file);
			real[ strlen( real) - 1 ] = '\0';

			found = FALSE;

			while (1)
			{
			   /* check user number from ALERT.TXT */
			   if ( fgets( line, sizeof(line), alert_file)
				== NULL) break;
			   if ( strlen(line) < 1) continue;
			   (void) sscanf( line, "%d", &alert_number);
			   if ( number == alert_number)	{
				found = TRUE;
				break; }

			   /* check handle */
			   (void) fgets( alert_handle, sizeof( alert_handle),
					alert_file);
			   alert_handle[strlen(alert_handle)-1] = '\0';
			   if ( strcmp( handle, alert_handle) == 0) {
				found = TRUE;
				break;	}

			   /* check real name */
			   (void) fgets( alert_real, sizeof( alert_real),
					alert_file);
			   alert_real[strlen(alert_real)-1] = '\0';
			   if ( strcmp( real, alert_real) == 0) {
				found = TRUE;
				break;	}

			   } 	/* while (1)	*/

		 }

	}

	if (found)
		{
		for( x = 1; x <= 5; x++)
			{
			(void) sound(1000);
			(void) delay(500);
			(void) nosound();
			(void) delay(50);
			}
		return (number);
		}
	else return (0);

}


"no one under 17 admitted. . ."

But... #

Eeyore #373
Mon Jul 12 12:18:15 1993
RE: First it was me(When it started, everyone has bad jokes)..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

Didn't Myr start it?  It was his really bad joke about glass pants, I
believe...

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Hmmm... #

Locke 2 #56
Mon Jul 12 13:56:52 1993
RE: Yes... but...
BY: Slim #389

     Hey, you're not my mom!
              
                                   Locke 2
                                   Watched a Show on Self-Defense for Kids.
-----
   ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!

But.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 12 22:27:38 1993
RE: But...
BY: Eeyore #373

    That wasn't his joke.. I heard that on WABB before he said it.. It has to 
be something nobody has said.. Usually something "inside", something stupid..
                                  ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

excuse me? #

Eeyore #373
Tue Jul 13 11:32:10 1993
RE: But..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

T4A, darling, I thought I was the one who gave the awards in the
beginning...and that was one criteria I never considered.  But who cares...we
say stupid original things all the time...

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(_eyore .

Yeah.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 13 12:44:58 1993
RE: excuse me?
BY: Eeyore #373

    Ok.. No problem.. It's your award, I didn't actually think it was anyones 
specific to give.. I figured anybody who thought the joke was stupid enough 
passed it along.. Anyway..
                               ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

------------
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??

hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....................... #

Myrddin #147
Wed Jul 14 01:07:20 1993
dont have  a good joke right now.....sorry/....

Whatever. #

Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 14 12:27:14 1993
RE: Yeah..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

If you want to give the award, you can, T4A.  I can share.

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Have a good joke NOW? #

Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 14 12:27:53 1993
RE: hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................
BY: Myrddin #147

You NEVER have a good joke...

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     ...thinks the glass pants is still stupid...

Ok.. Joke.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Jul 14 23:49:12 1993
RE: Have a good joke NOW?
BY: Eeyore #373

    What's the difference between a bucket of crap and a lawyer?
    The bucket..
  

    Sorry, i have nothing personal against lawyers.. But I hear demon does, 
he likes that kind of stuff. (HAHA).. 

    Anway. Another joke..  

That's pretty bad... #

Eeyore #373
Thu Jul 15 17:06:27 1993
RE: Ok.. Joke..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

But watch it.  I'm thinknig about majoring in International Law.  I don't have
any bad jokes to share...I have better things to do than collect them...

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(_eyore .
     ...wonders suddenly when the last time she heard a GOOD joke was...

I'll look into.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 15 23:22:03 1993
RE: That's pretty bad...
BY: Eeyore #373

    all the GOOD jokes I know of and post the best one..  
                              ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

Knock knock
who is there?
Banana
Knock knock
who is there?
banana
.. I won't go on..

lawyers eat their young #

Myrddin #147
Fri Jul 16 01:03:19 1993
RE: That's pretty bad...
BY: Eeyore #373


Here's some for the kiddies... #

Slim #389
Fri Jul 16 03:37:48 1993
    What's the difference between men and hogs?
         HOGS DON'T HAVE TO BUY DRINKS ALL NIGHT JUST TO FUCK A PIG!

    Why did God create man?
         BECAUSE VIBRATORS CAN'T BE TAUGHT TO MOW THE LAWN!

    What do you get when you mix a black guy with a groundhog?
         SIX MORE WEEKS OF NBA BASKETBALL SEASON!
                                            Slim...
loves a bad joke...

Good. #

Eeyore #373
Fri Jul 16 11:32:38 1993
RE: lawyers eat their young
BY: Myrddin #147

You know I hate children.

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Well... #

Locke 2 #56
Fri Jul 16 16:30:17 1993
RE: That's pretty bad...
BY: Eeyore #373

     If you major in International law, do you get to work at the world court?
And if so, can you write and tell me if that tall, bald bailif still works
there?
                    Locke 2
-----
   ZIP YOUR PEOPLE SUIT!

I could. #

Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 17 17:37:51 1993
RE: Well...
BY: Locke 2 #56

But I will probably never really be a lawyer...I'm too lazy.  I just want to
play with animals...maybe I can be a lion trainer or something...

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Jokes Did I hear jokes? #

House #206
Sun Jul 18 00:55:11 1993
 What do you call a one legged lady standing against a wall?
       Ilene
 What do you call a one lgged chinese lady standing against a wall?
      Irene

What do you call a pollock with a wooden leg?
  A polaroid one step.

    I'll stop now so you all can pick yourself up off the floor from laffing.
   
               House
---------------------------------------------------
    Fire is our friend.

Whoa. #

Eeyore #373
Sun Jul 18 11:59:00 1993
RE: Jokes Did I hear jokes?
BY: House #206

Those were so bad I didn't even get half of them...

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(_eyore .
     ...wonders what the world is coming to...

well lets she I ado not know what to post about #

Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:58:45 1993
why don't you guys, gals, dudes, dudettes, or whatever you are tell me what to
say



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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

come on now hop to it #

Demon #116
Tue Jul 20 14:59:56 1993
and tell me what to say




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I dare ya
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

Ben.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Jul 21 07:32:50 1993
RE: come on now hop to it
BY: Demon #116

    Stop posting, you'll never make over 3 on the top ten.
                              ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

What is this sudden obsession with the top ten? #

Eeyore #373
Wed Jul 21 11:39:31 1993
RE: Ben..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

And where the hell is the thing listed, anyway....

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(_eyore .
     ...still can barely find her way around her house without a map...

At the main prompt.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Wed Jul 21 21:39:14 1993
RE: What is this sudden obsession with the top ten?
BY: Eeyore #373

    Type ".", not the " ", just the .  ... Anyway.. It's in the section where 
the doors are(No, not the group).. It'll show you a list of games or things.. 
Choose Top Ten, or whatever it's listed as..
                            ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░
------------
Thinks it's a shame that the #1 person on it, 
doesn't know WHERE it is... AHEM...

why should I stop posting when #

Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:30:06 1993
RE: Ben..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

it si so much fun to post mindless bullsh!t and get others to post and besides
what do you care 


exquize      
    me



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Demon

That neb ben guy
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

oh so now you are interested in the top ten eh #

Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:31:42 1993
RE: What is this sudden obsession with the top ten?
BY: Eeyore #373

well I aint gonna say oh no no sir re uh uh no way It would not ever be in the
door menu oh no it couldn't be there no way in hell uh uh 



oops
exquize      
    me



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Demon

That neb ben guy
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

gosh that just sucks don't it #

Demon #116
Sat Jul 24 01:32:29 1993
RE: At the main prompt..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54



yep yep yep
who cares 



exquize      
    me



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Demon

That neb ben guy
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

Well EXCUSE me! #

Eeyore #373
Sat Jul 24 07:36:54 1993
RE: At the main prompt..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

Eeyore just likes to talk.  She never said she was a computer genius.

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(_eyore .

You're excused.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jul 24 12:31:43 1993
RE: Well EXCUSE me!
BY: Eeyore #373

    Don't let it happen again..  It's not hard to figure out anyway.. Just 
read the stupid main menu..
                                  ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

------------
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you??

not bragging or anything... #

Spy'Dr #1
Sun Jul 25 02:21:01 1993
    But I reached the top on Political Agenda's Top Ten without ever resorting 
to the sort of tactics the Demon is using. I did it by constantly expressing 
opinions, or at least finding SOME excuse for a post other than simple filler.
Admittedly, I posted my share of nonsense, but it was in much better taste. 
Maybe a few posts out of hundreds and hundreds of posts were like what we've 
been seeing lately. But then that's just me.

Hey.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Jul 25 08:02:01 1993
RE: not bragging or anything...
BY: Spy'Dr #1

    I was like #2 wasn't I?  I don't remember.. 
                           ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

------------
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!1

hey now buddy #

Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:50:21 1993
RE: not bragging or anything...
BY: Spy'Dr #1

just becase I have bben posting my share of bull doesn't mean you can too



jus kiddin




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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

who cares #

Demon #116
Mon Jul 26 00:50:44 1993
RE: Hey..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54




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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

Really Ben.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Mon Jul 26 07:21:20 1993
RE: who cares
BY: Demon #116

    How is your sister?  DON'T tell me she's dead...
                              ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

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 Off and on, she's been dead for a couple of months...

gee how #

Demon #116
Tue Jul 27 01:19:59 1993
RE: Really Ben..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

the ell should I know all I know is that she just turned 16 and I wanna pop one
of her friends



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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

God.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Tue Jul 27 18:22:39 1993
RE: gee how 
BY: Demon #116

    You are one crazy guy.. Really wacky and crazy, guy..  I'll call and talk 
to her, I'm pretty sure I can still annoy her..  
                              ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

I'm lying.. 
I'll never call..
HAAHAHAHAH..

good #

Demon #116
Wed Jul 28 01:33:22 1993
RE: God..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

I don't think she even remembers you 




gee you finally figured out 
that I am crazy
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

I don't either.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Thu Jul 29 11:05:06 1993
RE: good 
BY: Demon #116

    Of course, if I said The Fourth Amigo, she'd remember me..
                             ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

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no way man #

Demon #116
Sat Jul 31 02:57:43 1993
RE: I don't either..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

I do not think she would remember you 
she has way too many things on her mind
"hmm I wonder if tony will call... gee I hope tony calls...I wonder if my hair
is ok...look at that zit...oops that is my zit...pop"



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what do you think
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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

Your sister.. #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Sat Jul 31 20:26:18 1993
RE: no way man
BY: Demon #116

    Is.. Er.. Nevermind.. :)
                   ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

By the way #

Ironman #461
Sat Jul 31 21:48:23 1993
Call The Harbor BBS. 380-9394. WWIV!

hey now #

Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 00:03:59 1993
RE: Your sister..
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

do not be taliking that sh!t about my sister



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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

look you can stop posting #

Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 00:04:43 1993
RE: By the way
BY: Ironman #461

the number I think the people know about it already



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But Benjamin my man..... #

The Fourth Amigo #54
Sun Aug 01 11:40:24 1993
RE: hey now
BY: Demon #116

    Calm down..  I was only kiddin'.
                                    


                             ░▒▓█╤hε ƒΘuσ╫h Æm¡gΘ█▓▒░

Just #

Ironman #461
Sun Aug 01 13:37:22 1993
RE: look you can stop posting 
BY: Demon #116

making sure. Its a cool wwiv bbs.
                             Ironman

just don't let it happen again #

Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 23:47:49 1993
RE: But Benjamin my man.....
BY: The Fourth Amigo #54

Nathan





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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

ok do k #

Demon #116
Sun Aug 01 23:48:15 1993
RE: Just 
BY: Ironman #461

dude maybe it is a cool bbs 




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Doesn't really want to change his tagline anymore

Hey..... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Aug 04 22:33:08 1993
Shadragon(bad sp), Moses said to ask about your views on the subject
of Natural Law. Please elaborate.
 Dodo Haha
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I'd like to integrate HER by parts!

Wow! #

Dodo Haha #20
Sun Jul 24 16:50:30 1994
This place has been dead for over a year! And I can still remember
the first time I was admitted...
Dodo Haha

Rides again!
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9What's yellow and equivalent to the axiom of choice? Zorn's Lemon!!

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Maybe #

Tripwire #18
Tue Jul 26 22:02:18 1994
RE: Wow!
BY: Dodo Haha #20

Maybe if it was renamed: "no one over age 17 admitted. . ."; it would recieve 
more post. (Although I guess I never would get to post!)
 
Trip ...

Funny though... #

Dodo Haha #20
Wed Jul 27 16:30:06 1994
RE: Maybe
BY: Tripwire #18

Once we're all adults (well, in a sick, twisted sort of way), we keep
anything "adult" away from the sub. Oh well - it was 
a good idea while it lasted.
Dodo Haha
Rides again!
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9This is the first word of this sentence.

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